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mattyv1908

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How bad is Ners?
« on: December 12, 2014, 12:29:32 PM »
Lots here are tearing apart Ner's posts this season.  Were they as good as we all thought they'd be coming into this year?  No.  Dealing with a mental disorder?  Yes.  New ways to rip on Derrick Wilson?  Yes.  Given choppy spelling and grammar that leads to choppy sentence structure?  Yes.

But let's look at his per 24 hour numbers:

158.6 posts/day
97.2% of them about Derrick Wilson
76.5% of them redundant
0.43% saying anything new
57.8% of scoopers calling for a ban
2.74 ignores daily


You can compare those with Derrick Wilson's numbers and its a landslide as to how much of a better player he is/was (he can still dunk a basketball) - even though he's gotten trashed by many here.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 12:30:48 PM »
Very well played.

Oh,  and the answer to your question is "very".
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2014, 12:32:01 PM »
Well played - the stats of the "box score fan" himself.

I'm guessing he'll argue that the stats aren't "official." ::)

76.5% redundant.  LOL
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2014, 12:33:39 PM »
I think most of us feel the same way. We don't mind his opinion. We mind hearing it over and over ad nauseum.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2014, 12:37:03 PM »
His redundant percentage has gone down quite a bit since last season, but it's still not where it needs to be in order to truly be a contributor.

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hairy worthen

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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2014, 12:48:54 PM »
Ners makes some good points and is knowledgeable. It is too bad he is hung up on this one topic, because I would like to get his point of views on other MU related topics.

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mattyv1908

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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2014, 12:51:37 PM »
I like Ners too, I just felt like lightening the mood some because it's been a rough week on this board.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2014, 12:56:47 PM »
I've cooled on Ners
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2014, 12:57:16 PM »
I had him for 1.33% new stuff, but hey, I tend to see the glass as half full.

I mean, I didn't even put Ners on ignore until today!
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2014, 01:00:00 PM »
Quote from: mattyv1908 on December 12, 2014, 12:51:37 PM
I like Ners too, I just felt like lightening the mood some because it's been a rough week on this board.

I know.  Its funny and appropriate.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2014, 01:23:26 PM »
(cue Carson and McMahon)

"You know that guy on MUSCOOP called Ners?  He's really bad."

"How bad is he, Johnny?"
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2014, 01:30:51 PM »
Quote from: mattyv1908 on December 12, 2014, 12:29:32 PM
Lots here are tearing apart Ner's posts this season.  Were they as good as we all thought they'd be coming into this year?  No.  Dealing with a mental disorder?  Yes.  New ways to rip on Derrick Wilson?  Yes.  Given choppy spelling and grammar that leads to choppy sentence structure?  Yes.

But let's look at his per 24 hour numbers:

158.6 posts/day
97.2% of them about Derrick Wilson
76.5% of them redundant
0.43% saying anything new
57.8% of scoopers calling for a ban
2.74 ignores daily


You can compare those with Derrick Wilson's numbers and its a landslide as to how much of a better player he is/was (he can still dunk a basketball) - even though he's gotten trashed by many here.

Did Buzz give you those stats from memory?
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2014, 01:45:15 PM »
Quote from: muwarrior69 on December 12, 2014, 01:30:51 PM
Did Buzz give you those stats from memory?

Pomeroy.  Have to pay extra.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2014, 01:47:25 PM »
Quote from: leever on December 12, 2014, 01:23:26 PM
(cue Carson and McMahon)

"You know that guy on MUSCOOP called Ners?  He's really bad."

"How bad is he, Johnny?"
"Ners is so bad that...."

We must be really old....first thought that came to my mind.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2014, 01:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Ellenson for an mu-rara on December 12, 2014, 01:47:25 PM
"Ners is so bad that...."

We must be really old....first thought that came to my mind.

Yep!  I was actually trying to think of a way to tie into a "Karnak the Magnificent" routine but I'm not that clever.  Carson was a very, very funny guy.  And Ners is very, very bad!
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2014, 01:54:58 PM »
Yeah, but some of that .43% new isn't tough new stuff, it is easy, routine new stuff and shouldn't count toward his statistics.    Plus, I think you are showing some bias because he is sucking up to you. 
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2014, 01:58:26 PM »
Quote from: leever on December 12, 2014, 01:50:34 PM
Yep!  I was actually trying to think of a way to tie into a "Karnak the Magnificent" routine but I'm not that clever.  Carson was a very, very funny guy.  And Ners is very, very bad!
Did you see the Carson documentary on PBS a couple of weeks ago?   Carson monologue was required watching.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2014, 02:00:33 PM »
Quote from: tower912 on December 12, 2014, 01:54:58 PM
Yeah, but some of that .43% new isn't tough new stuff, it is easy, routine new stuff and shouldn't count toward his statistics.    Plus, I think you are showing some bias because he is sucking up to you. 

No, I'm just trying to be like Ners' ideal coach by giving him more consistent runs of posting unlike you Wojo and Buzz supporters nailing him to the ignore button.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2014, 02:06:08 PM »
It's the redundancy that gets me. I leave for the better part of a year, come back, and he is having the same argument with the same people. Though like a vortex, I've been sucked back in to being one of those people.
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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2014, 02:11:00 PM »
Quote from: leever on December 12, 2014, 01:50:34 PM
Yep!  I was actually trying to think of a way to tie into a "Karnak the Magnificent" routine but I'm not that clever.  Carson was a very, very funny guy.  And Ners is very, very bad!

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Re: How bad is Ners?
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2014, 02:18:58 PM »
I'm just shocked that people don't realize Ners does all this is to get attention. These types of threads are just a stroke for his ego.

Just ignore him, it's really as simple as that.
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