Oso planning to go pro
A ship gets caught in a typhoon in the South Seas and quickly sinks. A man, a sheep, and a sheepdog are the only survivors, washing up on a deserted island. Months go by during which time the man gets into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds while the tropical breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.Months go by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle tropical breeze - a perfect night for romance.As the sun dipped beneath the waves the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.He said, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny. Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.
Q: How did the gorgeous woman know that her date with the Naval Aviator was finally at least half over?A: When the Naval Aviator grandly stated, "Enough about me! Let me tell you all about the F 18!"
Who needs roofies when you can just make the girl fall asleep by talking about your plane?
Something tells me there aren't a lot of girls who fall asleep when a guy talks about "his" plane.
You obviously don't know women very well.
Is Rick Reilly still out there? I used to love that guy's articles. I'd always flip to the back of SI and read his first.