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warriorchick

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Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« on: December 09, 2022, 04:14:24 PM »
A Drew Magary Classic.

Hard to believe it's a decade old at this point, but still spot on:

https://deadspin.com/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame-5963736
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Shooter McGavin

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2022, 04:26:58 PM »
Quote from: warriorchick on December 09, 2022, 04:14:24 PM
A Drew Magary Classic.

Hard to believe it's a decade old at this point, but still spot on:

https://deadspin.com/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame-5963736

Pretty funny Chick.  Can’t believe I haven’t seen that before.
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romey

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2022, 04:31:13 PM »
That is an absolute classic.
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Hards Alumni

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2022, 04:31:19 PM »
A tradition unlike any other, ND sucks.
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Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2022, 05:30:06 PM »
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warriorchick

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2022, 05:39:32 PM »
How do you know that a guy went to Notre Dame?

Because he will tell you within 2 minutes of meeting you.
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Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2022, 05:50:49 PM »
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2022, 06:21:04 PM »
Remember when their QB got catfished and genuinely thought he was dating someone online? Classic.
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tower912

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2022, 06:23:41 PM »
All American linebacker, not QB.
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2022, 06:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Galway Eagle on December 09, 2022, 06:21:04 PM
Remember when their QB got catfished and genuinely thought he was dating someone online? Classic.

That was a LB, Te’o.
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2022, 06:26:01 PM »
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warriorchick

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2022, 06:33:19 PM »
Fun fact:

I briefly worked for a company that, before I got there, bottled Rudy's sports drink which he used to scam investors in a pump and dump scheme:

https://deadspin.com/notre-dames-rudy-used-scrappy-undersized-sports-drink-5868859

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Galway Eagle

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2022, 06:40:59 PM »
ND has caused at least one young st Mary's girl to kill herself, and from negligence lead to the death of another young man.

unnatural carnal knowledge ND
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2022, 08:22:02 PM »
Quote from: warriorchick on December 09, 2022, 05:39:32 PM
How do you know that a guy went to Notre Dame?

Because he will tell you within 2 minutes of meeting you.

Did you make that up ? Never heard it before
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warriorchick

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2022, 08:59:10 PM »
Quote from: panda on December 09, 2022, 08:22:02 PM
Did you make that up ? Never heard it before

Nope.  It's a pretty old one.
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2022, 09:05:43 PM »
Quote from: warriorchick on December 09, 2022, 08:59:10 PM
Nope.  It's a pretty old one.

Interesting - it’s so clever I’m shocked that’s the first time I’m seeing it.
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2022, 09:08:38 PM »
Quote from: panda on December 09, 2022, 09:05:43 PM
Interesting - it’s so clever I’m shocked that’s the first time I’m seeing it.

Both were on the front pages of the Chicago Tribune
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2022, 09:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on December 09, 2022, 09:08:38 PM
Both were on the front pages of the Chicago Tribune

Print media is dead
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Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2022, 09:40:31 PM »
Quote from: panda on December 09, 2022, 09:38:10 PM
Print media is dead

Not according to Cheeks
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2022, 09:54:16 PM »
This quote is all you need:

I hate Notre Dame for the exact same reasons I hate Tim Tebow. It’s an underperforming football entity with an irritating tribal gloss of holiness, which gets far too much acclaim and adulation when it happens to succeed
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2022, 10:45:06 PM »
I like the one Al McGuire used to tell:

When you're in a small group, how can you identify the Notre Dame grad??? He'll be the one picking his nose so he has a chance to show you his class ring.
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2022, 11:52:20 PM »
Quote from: Dickthedribbler on December 09, 2022, 10:45:06 PM
I like the one Al McGuire used to tell:

When you're in a small group, how can you identify the Notre Dame grad??? He'll be the one picking his nose so he has a chance to show you his class ring.

Yes a great Al-ism.  Love this one
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2022, 05:19:49 AM »
Hate UW, Hate Notre Dame; I guess the Jesuits didn't teach us much, eh?
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2022, 06:19:14 AM »
The new MU students couldn’t care less about this game except for how it hurts or helps their NCAA chances.  There is no rivalry anymore.  I don’t even think ND has a rival in basketball. MU has Wisconsin and that’s about it.  Maybe DePaul.  Conference realignment has ruined some of the fun of college basketball IMO.
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Re: Hater's guide to Notre Dame
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2022, 07:42:14 AM »
They still suck
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