Author Topic: Mbakwe (Read 64379 times)

🏀 · « **Reply #200 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:01:33 PM »

Mbakwe can be seen on campus driving an ice cream truck, covered in skulls.

guerrero · « **Reply #201 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:00:44 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe was invited to the "Celebrity Apprentice Show" and he fired Donald Trump!!

BuzzSucksSucks · « **Reply #202 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:18:38 PM »

Anagram for Trevor Mbakwe: "Teamwork Verb"

WashDCWarrior · « **Reply #203 on:** January 24, 2008, 03:02:30 PM »

And on the side, he's a brewer:

"O me? Wort baker."

--It's a really slow day at work--

WashDCWarrior · « **Reply #204 on:** January 24, 2008, 03:37:17 PM »

That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t." Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."

Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player. Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette. Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."

When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."

-- Like I said, it's a slow day.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #205 on:** January 24, 2008, 04:55:04 PM »

Quote from: WashDCWarrior on January 24, 2008, 03:37:17 PM

That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t." Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."

Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player. Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette. Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."

When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."

-- Like I said, it's a slow day.

oohhhhh.....anagrams......Trevor Mbakwe knows the Davinci Code, where the Templars took off to with their gold, where the Grail is and is descended from Jesus.

Seraph · « **Reply #206 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:26:31 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.

SoCalwarrior · « **Reply #207 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:27:13 PM »

Quote from: Seraph on January 24, 2008, 07:26:31 PM

Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.

And a picture of himself.

IAmMarquette · « **Reply #208 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:11:55 PM »

Mbakwe registered 3 first-half steals today (1 for us, 2 for UC), yet remains conspicuously absent from the box score....

Quote

16:46       MARQET   Lost ball turnover on Jerel McNeal, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
15:55       CIN   Lost ball turnover on Rashad Bishop, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
13:07       MARQET   Lost ball turnover on Dominic James, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe

http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/cincy_02_02_08

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #209 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:38:18 PM »

Wow. Trevor must have some fans at sportsline.com. Or he has the power to change internet pages.

Which he does.

AZWarrior · « **Reply #210 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:54:08 PM »

There should be (and apparently there already is) an effort to get Trevor's name, as a player, in articles about MU games. Much like Elbonia gets mentioned in software licensing agreements.....

OK - who out there knows what I'm talking about??

chainsaw_mcgee · « **Reply #211 on:** February 03, 2008, 08:24:01 PM »

Elbonia, where they have enough to eat, but they don't like it?

drewm88 · « **Reply #212 on:** February 15, 2008, 03:48:32 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe refuses to let Levance Fields try to steal the spotlight from MU, shredded knee be damned.

I'll be converting this thread into a handy checklist format for tonight

LastWarrior · « **Reply #213 on:** February 15, 2008, 03:54:26 PM »

I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to be brought back from ashes...

tower912 · « **Reply #214 on:** February 15, 2008, 03:56:37 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe recovers in 4 months from surgery that would keep a normal man out for a year.

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #215 on:** February 15, 2008, 03:57:26 PM »

...is back.

larrym · « **Reply #216 on:** February 15, 2008, 04:00:18 PM »

At this time tomorrow, Mbakwe will be the guy on the left of the Dunk-Meter graphic!

LastWarrior · « **Reply #217 on:** February 15, 2008, 04:19:26 PM »

He will win the 2008 Naismith award without even being on the ballot.

mwbauer7 · « **Reply #218 on:** February 15, 2008, 04:57:00 PM »

I just found out Mbakwe surgically repaired HIS OWN knee. No doctors, no anesthesia. Thats why he is able to play this year.

BuzzSucksSucks · « **Reply #219 on:** February 16, 2008, 12:16:23 AM »

And he's won every game he's played.

RawdogDX · « **Reply #220 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:03:32 PM »

Quote from: MOwarrior on February 16, 2008, 12:16:23 AM

And he's won every game he's played.

It's all true, all of it!
at least at the college level. Am I seeing things? If we had this kid from the start of the year do you know how good we'd be?

The Lens · « **Reply #221 on:** May 28, 2008, 03:01:12 PM »

Trevor Mbakwe can silence Tim Maymon

Wareagle · « **Reply #222 on:** May 28, 2008, 03:20:41 PM »

Buzz Williams didn't guarantee Jeronne Maymon 25-30 minutes per game, Trevor Mbakwe did.

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #223 on:** May 28, 2008, 03:43:24 PM »

Mbakwe knows the right process to hire a head coach.

Fullodds · « **Reply #224 on:** May 28, 2008, 03:49:13 PM »

Crean left Marquette as fast as he could because he heard that Trevor was upset with him. Crean was asked why he left and he stated: "It's Mbakwe, It's Mbakwe"....and then he soiled his candystriped pants.

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