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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: StillAWarrior on September 12, 2016, 06:27:18 PM
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A recent post in another thread got me to thinking about popular movie quotes in every day conversation.
The one posted was, "Boy, that escalated quickly." My immediate thought was that I can't remember a movie quote that became quite so commonly quoted. Then, of course, others rushed to mind. A few of my favorites:
"So, I've got that going for me...which is nice."
"These go to 11."
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Yes, I know I'm showing my age.
What are some of your favorites?
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"You can't take it back because it's already out there."
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Caddyshack, Animal House, Ghostbusters (original), Princess Bride, Shawshank Redemption. Of more recent vintage, after a summer of binge listening to Hamilton , I find myself applying and tweaking lyrics from that on a nearly daily basis. "(blank) doesn't discriminate, between the sinners and the saints, it just takes and it takes..." "southern mother-f***** democratic republicans"
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When something is fairly surprising, I use "Hey Now", from Howard Stern a fair amount, and jokingly in the office when someone apologizes for something inconsequential, I rebut by saying, YOU CAN PUT YOUR SORRYS IN A SACK! (from Seinfeld)
I'm old, and nearly no one in my office gets either reference, but at my age, I'm there to entertain myself.
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'You'll get nothing and like it.' ;D
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Use the gifs, you lazy asses.
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When something is fairly surprising, I use "Hey Now", from Howard Stern a fair amount
I associate "Hey Now" with the Hank Kingsley.
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Howdy pilgrim.
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To err is Truman.
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04 ww nug
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Hint, TV show references
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Ahhhh, Petasahn
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Run Forrest Run
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Where's your Tochdown Jesus nowwwwwwwwww?
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I am one of the fortunate people insomuch that at least one movie line can be overheard from either myself or my coworkers in the office every day. More importantly, we keep things fresh, not relying too heavily on repeated usage of a single line or even a single movie.
And at home, there's no shortage of the long pronounciation of "nope" (reference to chick's avatar). Even the kids are in on it, and we don't even let them watch the show.
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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I remember my first beer
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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Hold my beer and watch this
Get out of here you knuckleheads, I mean it
Remove the fuse....................but first......cut the red wire...
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Others from movies and TV (even commercials) that I hear and/or say frequently:
"Doh!"
"Time to make the donuts"
"Bullsh*t" [coughing]
"We're on a mission from God."
"I said 'Good Day!'"
"The price is wrong, bitch."
"I'll have what she's having."
"Hello, Newman."
"I'm not dead yet."
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Adding to the beer themed ones:
"Grab a brew. Don't cost nothing."
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We've got a pond and a pool....The pond would be good for you
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"A - Always
B - Be
C - Closing"
With an 8 and 10 yr old in the house this gets said at least every other day to the point they've started saying it. I just need to keep it up for another 7-8 years until we can watch the scene together so they can get the decade long Dad joke.
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No particular order, but regular parts of my speech patterns:
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"Ok, Rick. Let's get nasty."
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I have plenty of used movie lines, and they are all situational. I can't think of any right now.
I do use a lot of lines from The Jerky Boys.
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PTM - some really good ones. Made me think of:
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I have plenty of used movie lines, and they are all situational.
Here are my two favorites that - as a parent of three - are applicable to most every situation I encounter these days.
TV Show: "Children are the future... today belongs to me."
Movie: "Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? [turning to my wife or another adult*] Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga."
*If children are present.
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"What do we get for ten dollars?"
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It's so damn hot....
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I probably use some of these too much:
Don't call me Shirley!
It's in the hole!
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
You talking to me?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Houston, we have a problem.
You can't handle the truth!
I'll be back.
and of course: Hasta la vista, baby.
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Lots of Adam Sandler movies (Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison), Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber), National Lampoon Vacation movies, Caddyshack, Home Alone. I'm sure there are more.
Also, The Office, Seinfeld, Friends from TV
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PTM - some really good ones. Made me think of:
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Missed that, damnit.
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Strangely, I use a few from Dodgeball
"Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur!"
"I'm shocked!"
"You're about as useful as a poop-flavored lollipop!"
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I regularly use quotes from Godfather, Caddyshack, etc
These top 100 lists have many of them:
http://www.afi.com/100years/quotes.aspx
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/the-100-best-movie-quotes-of-all-time-as-chosen-by-hollywood-a6895141.html
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/best-movie-quotes-hollywoods-top-867142/item/frankly-my-dear-hollywoods-100-866743
Recently, I had to laugh when I noticed my 5 year grandchild was using a quote from Frozen...the tradition will live on without being taught. lol
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PAPA (Fredo voice)
Cram it up your cram hole.
His head fell off!
Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya.
So I got that going for me...which is nice.
It's in the hole.
I don't think the heavy stuff's going to come down for quite a while.
You'll get nothing and like it.
And basically the entirety of Step Brothers...
There's so much room for activities.
I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!
This wedding is horsecrap.
I'm not going to call him Dad. Even if there's a fire.
Luscious V of hair from my chest pubes down to my ball fro.
Stay gold, pony boy.
Investors? Possibly you!
Did we just become best friends?
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloane Kettering, and they were blazing that crap up every day.
Dane Cook, Pay Per View, 20 minutes, let's go!
This is a house of learned doctors.
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If a day goes by without a Caddyshack quote, something has gone terribly wrong.
others:
"If someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES"
"This s#$ts chess, it ain't checkers"
"Is it behind the rabbit?"
"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's a$$ by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"
"Would you put on some pants, it feels weird having to ask a second time"
"Stop preparing, you're always preparing, just go"
"then they're on double secret probation!"
"What was all that one in a million talk?"
Many many others as well.
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It's so damn hot....
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
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Now go get your Fing shine box
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The world needs ditch diggers too.
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One hit...one gd hit.. You can't say gd on the air...ah, no ones listening...
Can I get those TPS reports, ASAP?
PC Load Letter? What the F*#$ does that mean?
I'm shocked, shocked that there's gambling going on here!...Your winnings.
KAAAAHHHHNNNNNN!!!
No, that's not true. That's impossible!
1...2...3...4...5...that sounds like the combination on an idiot's luggage....remind me to change the combination on my luggage.
A$$holes! I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!
Pizza the Hut!?!?!
Only one person dare give me the raspberries...Lone Star.
Yogurt? I hate yogurt!
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One hit...one gd hit.. You can't say gd on the air...ah, no ones listening...
Can I get those TPS reports, ASAP?
PC Load Letter? What the F*#$ does that mean?
I'm shocked, shocked that there's gambling going on here!...Your winnings.
KAAAAHHHHNNNNNN!!!
No, that's not true. That's impossible!
1...2...3...4...5...that sounds like the combination on an idiot's luggage....remind me to change the combination on my luggage.
A$$holes! I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!
Pizza the Hut!?!?!
Only one person dare give me the raspberries...Lone Star.
Yogurt? I hate yogurt!
When will now be then???? Soon! WHOOOOOO!
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"There's no crying is baseball"
"Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dougan"....that's good advice kid.
"Never tell me the odds"
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One of my faves. My kids say this whenever they can't hear someone on the phone.
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Timing and context being important..... I learned that when you tell your boss that they have managed to make your fire department into a combination of a Dilbert cartoon and the movie Office Space, comparing what they are currently worrying about to an obsession with cover sheets for TPS reports..... yeah, sometimes that can piss them off. Who knew?
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Timing and context being important..... I learned that when you tell your boss that they have managed to make your fire department into a combination of a Dilbert cartoon and the movie Office Space, comparing what they are currently worrying about to an obsession with cover sheets for TPS reports..... yeah, sometimes that can piss them off. Who knew?
That's when you bust out the Blazing Saddles. "For my next impression, Jesse Owens!"
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How could I have missed space balls!
It's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do.
I see your schratz is as a big as mine.
Prepare for metamorphosis! Ready Kafka?
Sir aren't you afraid were being a little too literal?
Holy shiit. They've gone to plaid!
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Strangely, I use a few from Dodgeball
"Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur!"
"I'm shocked!"
"You're about as useful as a poop-flavored lollipop!"
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Context .....that reminds me of a conference call.
I was hired to advise some Nevada folks on buying some gaming assets out of a casino bankruptcy.
During the call one of the Nevada guys says ...."what about the related licenses...what should we bid for those?..."
I couldnt resist...
I said..."Now the price of the license is less than 20,000 dollars, am I right? ..."
The guys actually says..."thats right"
I reply...."Now why would we ever consider paying more than that? ..."
The guy is a little confused ....so (as I am committed) I go all the way...and say..." well ....you can have my answer now if you like. Our offer to them is this -- nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you all would put up personally..."
Finally another lawyer bursts in.."Godfather RIGHT!!'''....
It finally got a bit of a laugh from all those on the call, but I think they thought it less funny/appropriate than I.
Yup, context can be important. Oh well..I had a chuckle, anyway.
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Crash Davis. "What I believe...
Well I believe in the soul...the co**...the pu**y...the small of a woman's back...the hangin curveball...high fiber...good scotch...that novels of Susan Sontag are of self-indulgent, over-rated crap...I believe lee Harvey Oswald acts alone, I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last three days, goodnight"
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Crash Davis. "What I believe...
Well I believe in the soul...the co**...the pu**y...the small of a woman's back...the hangin curveball...high fiber...good scotch...that novels of Susan Sontag are of self-indulgent, over-rated crap...I believe lee Harvey Oswald acts alone, I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last three days, goodnight"
You quote this on a regular basis? For your patient's sake, I hope it isn't in the middle of a procedure where they can't escape.
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You quote this on a regular basis? For your patient's sake, I hope it isn't in the middle of a procedure where they can't escape.
No worries chick, they are so impressed that I can recite this without a flinch or a grin that they don't even hear what I am saying. Then comes the standing O(ovation that is
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Standin' O is always good for a few goosebumps, hey?
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No worries chick, they are so impressed that I can recite this without a flinch or a grin that they don't even hear what I am saying. Then comes the standing O(ovation that is
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"I think....that goose-stepping morons like yourselves.....should try reading books and not burning them."
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"What we have here...is failure to communicate."
And from the same movie:
"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."
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I use this more than any other I posted. This is multiple times a day when younger PMs run ideas past me that aren't going to work.
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Standin' O is always good for a few goosebumps, hey?
Absolutely, except now ya gotta find a place outside for the smoke. E-cigs are also frowned upon and Nicorrette just doesn't seem to have the same affect
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Just do them a favor and don't launch into it until the general anesthesia kicks in.
Yeah, but general anesthetic makes me gassy
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Heineken, F*$K that Sh%t, Pabst Blue Ribbon
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Fat, dumb, and lazy is no way to go through life
Candy: He he he he Ever hear of a ritual killing.... he he he
Douchbag: I don't get it
Candy: gnaw on her face in public again and you'll be one.... he he he
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I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
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"You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder."
Mighty Mick
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Your mom's basement, a'iinna?
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"Ya hungry, Rock?"
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"What the hell's a Ute?" Unfortunately, it only fits when a Utah game comes on....
"Show me the money."
"Leave that to me."
"I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage."
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Anytime I see a limo Happy Gilmore comes out: "It must be Burt Reynolds?!"
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Blame Canada!
You know what sucks about being a Baldwin? Nothing!
Haven't you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation? I don't listen to hip hop.
Get Bill Gates in here!... I thought you said Windows 98 would be better and faster...It is. Up to 3 [gun shot]...
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Last night driving 10yr old and teammate to baseball game:
Kid: Woah, that's a cool motorcycle
little naginiF: No. Don't....
Me: That's not a motorcycle baby. That's a chopper.
Couldn't have been happier.
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Last night driving 10yr old and teammate to baseball game:
Kid: Woah, that's a cool motorcycle
little naginiF: No. Don't....
Me: That's not a motorcycle baby. That's a chopper.
Couldn't have been happier.
This reminds me of my favorite movie quote story ever.
Glow and I took glow jr. and chick jr. up to the Northern Wisconsin for a vacation. The were probably about six and eight.
One evening, we stopped at a classic Northwoods tavern for a beverage. The kids always loved the fact that they are allowed to sit at the bar in Wisconsin. They climbed up on their stools as the bartender approached them.
glow jr.: (to bartender) This is a BEAUTIFUL place you've got here, Bob!
chick jr.: They have both kinds of music here: Country AND Western!
I've never been more proud.
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Blame Canada!
You know what sucks about being a Baldwin? Nothing!
Haven't you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation? I don't listen to hip hop.
Get Bill Gates in here!... I thought you said Windows 98 would be better and faster...It is. Up to 3 [gun shot]...
This reminded me....nothing makes my 10 month old laugh harder than when I do the "MAP" voice from that movie right before Gates shows up...and when I do the "We are the Knights who say NEEEEE"
Another line I use all the time from movies, but at this point I can't tell if I'm doing the actual doing the movie line or all the parodies of the movie line "It's a trap!"
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no...
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no...
I bet you tell your patients with that drill in your hand, "Go ahead, make my day."
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I bet you tell your patients with that drill in your hand, "Go ahead, make my day."
I asked my wife and she reminded me that I say these things
"summoninbetchin' bastidges!" or "fargin' ice holes!"
"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't." (You have to replace Bruges with whatever appropriate thing is happening)
"Noonan!"
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Just now. We're at now, now.
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I bet you tell your patients with that drill in your hand, "Go ahead, make my day."
That was good!!
Or needle..."ya gotta ask yourself, did I fire 5cc's of this anesthetic or 6? Now about that outstanding balance of yours, Eyn'a?
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"You're killing me Smalls"
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"No soup for you!"
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"No soup for you!"
What movie is that from? :P
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What movie is that from? :P
I think it's from Seinfeld.
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I think it's from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld was made into a movie?
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Seinfeld was made into a movie?
No. It just where the quote came from. I get your point though.
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Basically every Jim Brockmire line from this online short has been in regular rotation for the past 3+ years.
https://youtu.be/M95P3DTYxqg
Most notably: "Good..... lord!"
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No. It just where the quote came from. I get your point though.
Sorry. I am in a sassy mood right now. Gotta get it out of my system before I head over to the Coaches' Chicago event tomorrow. ;D
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Basically every Jim Brockmire line from this online short has been in regular rotation for the past 3+ years.
https://youtu.be/M95P3DTYxqg
Most notably: "Good..... lord!"
This is hilarious!
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This is hilarious!
im just grateful for the excuse to watch it four times in a row tonight.
"Oh man, the way Vasquez is going, Momma better make some more of that moist cake."
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Shout out ta Jen from 4ever, hey?
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Shout out ta Jen from 4ever, hey?
I saw her on ESPN College Gameday last Saturday.
She's hit the prime time now. She doesn't bother with our piddly stuff now.
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"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."
"I ate his kidney with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." (Any time my wife drinks Chianti, which allows lots of opportunities)
"I'm your huckleberry."
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"I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else."
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Sorry. I am in a sassy mood right now. Gotta get it out of my system before I head over to the Coaches' Chicago event tomorrow. ;D
Rule 45: Never say your sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
From NCIS; again not a movie, a TV show.
Not that I agree with the rule; it can also be a strength.
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Rule 45: Never say your sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
From NCIS; again not a movie, a TV show.
Not that I agree with the rule; it can also be a strength.
Yep, it's much better to do what many guys on this board do after it's been proven that they are clearly in the wrong: double down. ;)
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Shut the FFF...ront door...ya filthy animals