Oso planning to go pro
I always defecate exactly 10 minutes before tip off, but I sit on the toilet reverse...john jockey style. This requires removal of my pants, but I keep them draped around my left ankle for home games, right ankle for road/neutral court games.
For gamedays I drink until it looks like I am watching 3 games instead of one. And if I am at the game, I usually yell at the opposing players fans, knocking their pro athletes. For instance, at the villanova game yesterday at MSG, I kept yelling at villanova alums "Dwayne Wade is better than Kerry Kittles"
You beat me to this post.Today, I'll be yelling at my TV: "Chris Grimm's kidneys would destroy Alonzo Mourning's kidneys in a street fight!"
since Wednesday... sad to admit it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
Laughed out loud at work......
I wear a blue and gold G-string thong on gameday.
With a pregame wax, right?
Ackerbombs for every Acker trifecta