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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: WarhawkWarrior on September 02, 2014, 08:26:42 PM

Title: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: WarhawkWarrior on September 02, 2014, 08:26:42 PM
Party on State?
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: wadesworld on September 02, 2014, 08:35:26 PM
Smile.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Texas Western on September 02, 2014, 08:36:13 PM
Lets get Haanif in the House first...
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Daniel on September 02, 2014, 08:36:18 PM
Donate even more to the Blue and Gold!  Go Marquette!
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: RealWarriorFan on September 02, 2014, 08:38:23 PM
I will toaste Wojo and Co. on a job well done! I will smile knowing the program is in good hands for the foreseeable future!
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MUCam on September 02, 2014, 08:49:18 PM
Get into a meaningless argument with other scoop posters on page 4 of a 12 page thread wherein discussion of the great news becomes bogged down by debate surrounding whether Crean's tan is a better recruiting tool than Brett's bald head and whether Larry Williams would have hired Wojo or would have screwed it all up and hired Dennis Green, formerly of the Minnesota Vikings, had LW not been canned for wearing a crapty hat in public.

That's all.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MUBasketball on September 02, 2014, 08:52:14 PM
Get into a meaningless argument with other scoop posters on page 4 of a 12 page thread wherein discussion of the great news becomes bogged down by debate surrounding whether Crean's tan is a better recruiting tool than Brett's bald head and whether Larry Williams would have hired Wojo or would have screwed it all up and hired Dennis Green, formerly of the Minnesota Vikings, had LW not been canned for wearing a crapty hat in public.

That's all.

I laughed.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: mu-rara on September 02, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
Get into a meaningless argument with other scoop posters on page 4 of a 12 page thread wherein discussion of the great news becomes bogged down by debate surrounding whether Crean's tan is a better recruiting tool than Brett's bald head and whether Larry Williams would have hired Wojo or would have screwed it all up and hired Dennis Green, formerly of the Minnesota Vikings, had LW not been canned for wearing a crapty hat in public.

That's all.
That is an excellent 6 year summary of Scoop in 1 sentence.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: We R Final Four on September 02, 2014, 08:59:28 PM
Dance a jig in my docksiders and Izod shirt with my prep school buds.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: real chili 83 on September 02, 2014, 09:00:38 PM
Act like we've been there before.

Which we have.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MUfan12 on September 02, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
Take a dump and make a manager flush it.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MU82 on September 02, 2014, 09:29:29 PM
Get into a meaningless argument with other scoop posters on page 4 of a 12 page thread wherein discussion of the great news becomes bogged down by debate surrounding whether Crean's tan is a better recruiting tool than Brett's bald head and whether Larry Williams would have hired Wojo or would have screwed it all up and hired Dennis Green, formerly of the Minnesota Vikings, had LW not been canned for wearing a crapty hat in public.

That's all.

The Hoyas are what we thought they were. That's why we took the damn field! Now if you wanna crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were, and we let 'em off the hook!

Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Freeport Warrior on September 02, 2014, 09:32:55 PM
Take a dump and make a manager flush it.
Thank you for the extended lol
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: wadesworld on September 02, 2014, 09:34:29 PM
Act like we've been there before.

Which we have.

Not in my lifetime.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: cheebs09 on September 02, 2014, 09:41:28 PM
I laughed.

Too bad it's a run-on sentence.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on September 02, 2014, 09:42:49 PM
Find something to minor in so I can still have student season tickets for their freshman year.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: real chili 83 on September 02, 2014, 09:43:57 PM
The Hoyas are what we thought they were. That's why we took the damn field! Now if you wanna crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were, and we let 'em off the hook!



Denny.  Ha.  What a piece of work.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: real chili 83 on September 02, 2014, 09:47:03 PM
Not in my lifetime.

In this warrior's life time, yes we have.  And we will again.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: tower912 on September 02, 2014, 09:58:23 PM
Golf, coach my boy's baseball team, grumble at my wife, have my wife grumble at me, run alarms......   about the same as I will if we don't sign either.   
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on September 02, 2014, 09:58:40 PM
Take a naked picture of Lenny and have it stolen on iCloud, but secretly keep a shot for me to keep around when I'm doing a Buzz in the bathroom and requiring a student manager to come by and flush.


Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Lennys Tap on September 02, 2014, 10:22:31 PM
Take a naked picture of Lenny and have it stolen on iCloud, but secretly keep a shot for me to keep around when I'm doing a Buzz in the bathroom and requiring a student manager to come by and flush.




Wow. Really, wow. You wanting to surreptitiously take a naked picture of me is beyond creepy. But wanting to gaze at my naked body as you do God knows what to yourself in your bathroom and then having some young boy/man come over to clean up your mess? Downright oddest post ever. Seek help immediately.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MU82 on September 02, 2014, 11:31:42 PM
Wow. Really, wow. You wanting to surreptitiously take a naked picture of me is beyond creepy. But wanting to gaze at my naked body as you do God knows what to yourself in your bathroom and then having some young boy/man come over to clean up your mess? Downright oddest post ever. Seek help immediately.

Lighten up, Verlander!
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Lennys Tap on September 02, 2014, 11:45:34 PM
Lighten up, Verlander!

1. I don't like to use teal.
2. Hope my response was (unlike Chico's decidedly odd sojourn into pop culture) at least a little amusing.
3. Hope you don't like to use teal, too. If you you meant to be funny, I thought you were.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MU82 on September 03, 2014, 12:20:11 AM
1. I don't like to use teal.
2. Hope my response was (unlike Chico's decidedly odd sojourn into pop culture) at least a little amusing.
3. Hope you don't like to use teal, too. If you you meant to be funny, I thought you were.

Well, I thought so ... but given your relationship with Chicos, I wasn't 100% sure. And I decided my comment worked either way!
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: source? on September 03, 2014, 12:52:03 AM
Streaking, anyone?
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Galway Eagle on September 03, 2014, 01:12:56 AM
Well have you seen Wolf of Wall Street? Similar style celebration.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: keefe on September 03, 2014, 01:26:29 AM
... but given your relationship with Chicos


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Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: willie warrior on September 03, 2014, 05:27:41 AM
Wow. Really, wow. You wanting to surreptitiously take a naked picture of me is beyond creepy. But wanting to gaze at my naked body as you do God knows what to yourself in your bathroom and then having some young boy/man come over to clean up your mess? Downright oddest post ever. Seek help immediately.
Never fear Lenny--nobody else wants naked pictures of you. Now...Kate Upton and Jen Lawrence would be another subject. Come to think of it....no, won't go there, Holder is probably monitoring this site.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: chapman on September 03, 2014, 07:55:54 AM
Donate even more to the Blue and Gold!  Go Marquette!

Yep, I might actually pick up the phone since they've begun the stupid calls again. 


Nope, I'll continue to donate online and be annoyed when they call.  :P
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: warriorchick on September 03, 2014, 08:14:29 AM
Well have you seen Wolf of Wall Street? Similar style celebration.
Which celebration? Gay Orgy?
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Galway Eagle on September 03, 2014, 08:52:13 AM
Which celebration? Gay Orgy?

Wow way to make this a political thread! :P
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Skatastrophy on September 03, 2014, 08:57:51 AM
Which celebration? Gay Orgy?

Everyone gets a little gay in an orgy, it's a prerequisite.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: frozena pizza on September 03, 2014, 09:37:21 AM
I'll be very excited, then a bit let down when I realize that my life really hasn't changed in any material way.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on September 03, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
Probably react something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZYJzsAXZX0
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MUMonster03 on September 03, 2014, 11:17:41 AM
If we get them both I will immediately begin to worry and speculate about who Wojo will leave us for and give undo credibility to every rumor from here on out.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Skatastrophy on September 03, 2014, 11:19:08 AM
If we get them both I will immediately begin to worry and speculate about who Wojo will leave us for and give undo credibility to every rumor from here on out.

Wojo to SMU.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MU82 on September 03, 2014, 11:20:29 AM
If we get them both I will immediately begin to worry and speculate about who Wojo will leave us for and give undo credibility to every rumor from here on out.

Teal not necessary because it will happen!

My money for first speculation is Indiana after Mr. Sunshine gets canned!
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: humanlung on September 03, 2014, 11:21:36 AM
That is an excellent 6 year summary of Scoop in 1 sentence.

Far too long a sentence. 
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: humanlung on September 03, 2014, 11:39:09 AM
Everyone gets a little gay in an orgy, it's a prerequisite.

You need to work on your focus...

...and I realty hope you just thought of Mr. Miyagi.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: T-Bone on September 03, 2014, 12:07:00 PM
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Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: The Lens on September 03, 2014, 12:21:17 PM
Regardless of outcome, I will congratulate Coach Shaka and his team on a great effort.  I can't expect Coach Smart to land every recruit, because no matter how good we look, nothing is a done deal.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MUCam on September 03, 2014, 12:29:17 PM
Too bad it's a run-on sentence.

Far too long a sentence. 

Purposefully so, thank you very much!

It is a good writer who writes within the boundaries of the rules of grammar. It is a great writer who knows when to stray outside of those boundaries with purpose and intent.

- MuCam, September 3, 2014

In the spirit of Scoop, I have created my own quote, which I have then cited in support of my position, while simultaneously anointing myself a great writer. Congratulations may be sent privately to me via the private message function.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on September 03, 2014, 01:10:53 PM
Purposefully so, thank you very much!

It is a good writer who writes within the boundaries of the rules of grammar. It is a great writer who knows when to stray outside of those boundaries with purpose and intent.

- MuCam, September 3, 2014

In the spirit of Scoop, I have created my own quote, which I have then cited in support of my position, while simultaneously anointing myself a great writer. Congratulations may be sent privately to me via the private message function.


Congratulations. You just won Scoop
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on September 03, 2014, 01:42:34 PM
1) Say this is the best recruiting class since Al was coach.
2) Once they are freshmen and don't get a lot of playing time, explain how tough a transition it is from high school basketball to college.
3) Then in the offseason, say how Al said "The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores."
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on September 03, 2014, 02:21:08 PM
Purposefully so, thank you very much!

It is a good writer who writes within the boundaries of the rules of grammar. It is a great writer who knows when to stray outside of those boundaries with purpose and intent.

- MuCam, September 3, 2014

In the spirit of Scoop, I have created my own quote, which I have then cited in support of my position, while simultaneously anointing myself a great writer. Congratulations may be sent privately to me via the private message function.


Source?
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: GOO on September 03, 2014, 02:54:19 PM
If they both commit, would it be too much to open a beer and quietly weep?  Kind of like after the Kentucky game on the way to the Final Four? And can I mutter to myself "I never thought I'd live to see this... banished are the days of Dukiet"
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: MUCam on September 03, 2014, 03:33:14 PM
Source?

I am the source.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Earl Tatum on September 03, 2014, 08:50:32 PM
CELEBRATE. Two for the road. I love to wear my MU Warrior T-Shirt with Wojo Warriors on the back
in front of the Wisconsin fans I have coffee with. Wisco fans having problems with FB coach and QB.
TERRIFIC.
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Ari Gold on September 03, 2014, 09:00:06 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee7b4aa70d243d0acc9fd8079e11c21c/tumblr_mvo3tyx7Qk1qaahf6o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: What will you do if we sign Haanif and Henry?
Post by: Johnny B on September 03, 2014, 09:01:31 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D