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Henry Sugar

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Marquette Haiku Thread
« on: December 16, 2009, 12:34:19 PM »
Expanding the meme
But lost in some other posts
Marquette Haiku Thread?

Moderator merge?
Many haikus into one
Combine all the joy

Lazar shoots too much
Efficiency worst in three years
Please pass the damn ball

Butler's got some game
Efficiency is off the charts
Maybe pass to him

Buzz must realize
No chance Marquette will compete
Play the young players

Williams and Mbao
Could they possibly be worse
Than point guard Cubey?

Time to find out now
Growing pains build for future
Learn out on the court
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 12:37:30 PM by Henry Sugar »
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 12:39:12 PM »
I agree with you
Youth must play for future's sake
Use the whole bench Buzz

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 12:43:40 PM »
I am idiot
Incorrectly edited
Hang my head in shame


To recap Haiku
Three lines and some syllables
Five Seven and Five

If you are in doubt
Always trust the Internets
Wikipedia
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 03:55:35 PM by Henry Sugar »
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 12:45:20 PM »
I agree with you
Youth must play for future's sake
Use the whole bench Buzz

needless distraction
addition through subtraction
time to refocus

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 12:50:51 PM »
Epic concept launched
Japanese poetry saves
fan base from Hari Kari
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 12:51:52 PM »
Is this Rochambo?
I hope not
Leave, smelly hippies

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 12:55:31 PM »
Used to think Wart Hog Driver
needlessly Verbose 
confirmed, but like him more now

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 01:03:58 PM »
beguiling rhyme
safe haven from the maymon
tale of betrayal

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 01:20:41 PM »
Last year was easy
Coaching Amigos and Zar
How will Buzz coach now?
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 01:27:26 PM »
Is this Rochambo?
I hope not
Leave, smelly hippies

Beauty in structure
Busy squirrel absorbed sees not
Form is the essence

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 01:43:15 PM »
Last year was easy
Coaching Amigos and Zar
How will Buzz coach now?

the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony


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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 02:50:41 PM »
the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony



wow good one. did you make that one up?
BEARS STILL SUCK

Hey Vikings, I like what you've done with the basement.

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2009, 02:54:28 PM »
wow good one. did you make that one up?

No, Warthog Classic
Was written in the cockpit
Such a clever man.
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2009, 02:59:53 PM »
No, Warthog Classic
Was written in the cockpit
Such a clever man.

pilot in cockpit
writing haiku not flying
sleeping in the dirt

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2009, 03:33:32 PM »
the strongest saber
is forged in the hottest fire
poignant irony


Tough punch in the mouth
Junior Chris and now J-May
Can Buzz take a hit?

As Buzz likes to say
"character will be revealed"
And to the fans too
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2009, 03:34:00 PM »
pilot in cockpit
writing haiku not flying
sleeping in the dirt

screaming through the sky
processing so much at once
fighter pilot's life

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2009, 03:39:03 PM »
Now bench time over
Ewill looks to Feast on BEast
Let wild Rumpus Start
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2009, 03:50:09 PM »
screaming through the sky
processing so much at once
fighter pilot's life

brother is airborne
in iraq he loved warthogs
kept infantry safe


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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2009, 03:51:07 PM »
warriors prepare
the silence before battle
mordant destiny

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2009, 03:54:25 PM »
brother is airborne
in iraq he loved warthogs
kept infantry safe



deep abiding love
the ungainly pig above
the soldier's best friend

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2009, 04:00:50 PM »
so many haikus
reading everything in verse
brain in need of rest

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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2009, 04:03:00 PM »
What contreception
Those winged warriors do use
Personality

 ;D ;)
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2009, 04:14:43 PM »
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2009, 04:15:12 PM »
What genius display
This haiku performance thread
Absurd Language Art
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Re: Marquette Haiku Thread
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2009, 04:20:50 PM »
Tonights Makers Toast
MU lands Two Six Ten Posts
Then Sweet whiskey reign
Peace, Love, and Rye Whiskey...May your life and your glass always be full