Author Topic: Your favorite MUscoopisms? (Read 8040 times)

Tugg Speedman · « **on:** March 11, 2013, 05:52:58 PM »

What are you have favorite MUscoopisms?

I'll start ...

* we always lose on national TV
* crap the bed
* traditionals

JakeBarnes · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:54:51 PM »

- Free throws
- Tin foil hats
- Chicos is someone else (not really my favorite... more it's become so redundant that it's there no matter what)
- Vander is terrible
- X is transferring
- Tim Maymon and the Technicolor Sweater

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:54:59 PM »

1) Change the name back to Warriors
2) Does a walkon use a scholarship
3) Crean sucks
4) Cursed baby blue jerseys

klyrish · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:55:39 PM »

"This should be in the Superbar."

Also, this should be in the Superbar.

WellsstreetWanderer · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:57:08 PM »

Threw up in my mouth

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:57:48 PM »

- Why does every thread have to turn into an argument about Tom Crean?
- Tom Crean has been gone for 5 years, can we please move on (says the Scooper who not only chose to read the Tom Crean titled thread, but respond to it as well).

Stronghold · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2013, 05:59:51 PM »

Buzz to Texas. (And every other opening)

keefe · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:04:42 PM »

- The MJS ignores us
- People in WI hate us
- The national press ignores us
- Bo Ryan is a physically ugly man

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:14:06 PM »

My answer depends on which board. Of late, it's been the TC board despite 5 years of water under the bridge and our own success...so I'll give you my favorites there

1) Crean is Hitler or some variant one degree less inhumane
2) Crean couldn't recruit
3) Wade, Novak, Diener, etc are stupid people because they defend Crean
4) Crean will be fired before year 5
5) Is Crean in trouble and about to be fired?
6) Crean's wife is ugly and looks like a man
7) MU losing in the Final Four was the greatest tragedy short of the Holocaust and caused by Crean, not the 31% shooting the team did
7b) The NIT loss to Western Michigan was the second greatest tragedy, short of only the Holocaust and the Final Four loss and should not be viewed any differently than those years in which we made no tournament at all (most of the Dukiet and KO years)
8) It's not that he left, it's how he left.
9) It's Indiana, It's Indiana
10) Crean won only because of Dwyane Wade

For when the rest of the time when obsession mode is turned off here

1) Just go get a quality big man
2) Wade is a traitor for wearing IU shorts?
3) Traditionals = racist comment because it MUST mean white only players
4) Buzz to Texas
5) KO is someone you could have a beer with, therefore he's a great guy
6) Facts be damned
7) Why you Hooping
8) Redshirts don't exist any longer
9) Vander should be drafted in the NBA after his junior season
10) Poll ratings, especially preseason, are rock solid, iron clad predictions from the heavens

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:15:06 PM »

LW does not talk to BW.

Eldon · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:29:19 PM »

Oh man, all of these have me dying with laughter. I've only been on this board 2.5-3 months and I've seen pretty much all of these. Though I don't get the "Chicos is somebody else" scoopism

chapman · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:33:13 PM »

We will have a Final Four roster in [this year + 2].

Where's EWill?

[X] can't happen because we will be full on scholarships then, unless of course [last player on bench] transfers.

...or Buzz adopts someone.

And honorary players: O'Tule the Irish center and David Cubillion

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:37:16 PM »

Quote from: ElDonBDon on March 11, 2013, 06:29:19 PM

Oh man, all of these have me dying with laughter. I've only been on this board 2.5-3 months and I've seen pretty much all of these. Though I don't get the "Chicos is somebody else" scoopism

Chicos and the Mods got into it ala Crean and Meyers and the Mods banned Chicos for about a year or more. There were a few new posters that sounded a lot like Chicos so the scoopism that Chicos is somebody else. Glad the Mods reconciled and Chicos is back.

JD · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:41:44 PM »

My favorite word I read on scoop would have to be "chief"

I also love the tifs you guys upload too

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:51:20 PM »

Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2013, 06:14:06 PM

My answer depends on which board. Of late, it's been the TC board despite 5 years of water under the bridge and our own success...so I'll give you my favorites there

1) Crean is Hitler or some variant one degree less inhumane
2) Crean couldn't recruit
3) Wade, Novak, Diener, etc are stupid people because they defend Crean
4) Crean will be fired before year 5
5) Is Crean in trouble and about to be fired?
6) Crean's wife is ugly and looks like a man
7) MU losing in the Final Four was the greatest tragedy short of the Holocaust and caused by Crean, not the 31% shooting the team did
7b) The NIT loss to Western Michigan was the second greatest tragedy, short of only the Holocaust and the Final Four loss and should not be viewed any differently than those years in which we made no tournament at all (most of the Dukiet and KO years)
8) It's not that he left, it's how he left.
9) It's Indiana, It's Indiana
10) Crean won only because of Dwyane Wade

For when the rest of the time when obsession mode is turned off here

1) Just go get a quality big man
2) Wade is a traitor for wearing IU shorts?
3) Traditionals = racist comment because it MUST mean white only players
4) Buzz to Texas
5) KO is someone you could have a beer with, therefore he's a great guy
6) Facts be damned
7) Why you Hooping
8) Redshirts don't exist any longer
9) Vander should be drafted in the NBA after his junior season
10) Poll ratings, especially preseason, are rock solid, iron clad predictions from the heavens

I can't believe you make fun of Fran.

boyonthedock · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:52:46 PM »

Buzz to [most recent school who fired their coach] is my very favorite. I think we're just at Buzz to USC right now, but the offseason is my favorite time for that.

Avenue Commons · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:57:13 PM »

"This will help recruiting."

Typically said sarcastically.

Benny B · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:59:35 PM »

Use of "mid-major" as a pejorative term.

Eldon · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:00:31 PM »

Quote from: muwarrior69 on March 11, 2013, 06:37:16 PM

Chicos and the Mods got into it ala Crean and Meyers and the Mods banned Chicos for about a year or more. There were a few new posters that sounded a lot like Chicos so the scoopism that Chicos is somebody else. Glad the Mods reconciled and Chicos is back.

Gotcha, thanks. Awesome story by the way: Chicos loves Crean, Chicos gets banned, new scooper joins and loves Crean. Chicos comes back, new scooper never heard from again. LOL!

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:06:14 PM »

Quote from: ElDonBDon on March 11, 2013, 07:00:31 PM

Gotcha, thanks. Awesome story by the way: Chicos loves Crean, Chicos gets banned, new scooper joins and loves Crean. Chicos comes back, new scooper never heard from again. LOL!

I don't love Crean...never have. I actually worked for the man, he's a PITA. Have called him a jerk, douche, etc many 100's of times here. I just don't like the double standards here from what should be sane, well educated MU fans. I respect what he rebuilt at MU and rebuilt at IU. I respect that he graduates players and they are functionally literate (some schools cannot say that....no, I am not saying that about MU but there are other major powers that literally have kids that are barely able to put pencil to paper). His personality...no thanks.

I know you are trying to be cute about a certain other poster....he actually joined well before I was banned if I recall.

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:08:57 PM »

Quote from: ElDonBDon on March 11, 2013, 07:00:31 PM

Gotcha, thanks. Awesome story by the way: Chicos loves Crean, Chicos gets banned, new scooper joins and loves Crean. Chicos comes back, new scooper never heard from again. LOL!

Now that you mention it have not heard from hoopaloop for some time. LOL!

hairy worthen · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:10:11 PM »

Douchebaggery, asshattery and 4ever mentioning wood.

Benny B · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:14:03 PM »

Allusions to ZFB's preferences and/or indiscretions, particularly those having to do with members of the opposite sex.

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:18:30 PM »

Quote from: muwarrior69 on March 11, 2013, 07:08:57 PM

Now that you mention it have not heard from hoopaloop for some time. LOL!

He sent me a note about 6 weeks ago. He's been banned.

To add to the fire, we haven't heard from BMA, Canadian Dimes, Murffius, etc, a long time. I think those guys are me!

PuertoRicanNightmare · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:22:20 PM »

1. Beer Summit
2. Tickets to Disneyland
3. I went to Purdue

Eldon · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:26:40 PM »

*We CANNOT let Dayton in the new conference
*We HAVE to let Gonzaga in the new conference (they're awesome)
*We CANNOT let Gonzaga in the new conference (they're too far)

*DePaul, Providence, Seton Hall, and SJU suck now and need to start carrying their weight. However, all of them will be good next year.

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:31:24 PM »

This is a dangerous thread .. imagine if we put the kybosh on any thread with a Scoopism, since, you know, each of them have been debated to death.

JakeBarnes · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:35:13 PM »

- We need to recruit big east veteran freshmen.

MarquetteDano · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:43:06 PM »

This one has been around through multiple coaches.... "Our zone offense sucks"

tower912 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Benny B on March 11, 2013, 07:14:03 PM

Allusions to ZFB's preferences and/or indiscretions, particularly those having to do with members of the opposite sex.

Allusions to ZFB's preferences and/or indiscretions, particularly those having to do with members of the same sex.

Sir Lawrence · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2013, 07:56:18 PM »

We can't recruit bigs/(mentioned by ChicosBB)
It's a guards game.
The weather in Milwaukee is not conducive to recruiting.
The NBA facility in Milwaukee is productive for recruiting.
The JayBee hotness standard for, well, country western singers, I reckon.
The student section sucks.
When I was at Marquette beer flowed freely down Wisconsin Avenue (did you know the drinking age was 18?) and we slept in the rain, while toking on bongs, just like Woodstock, to get a ticket to the wonderful venue known as the Arena, which was way better than your fancy pants BMO Bradley Center.

77ncaachamps · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:17:02 PM »

We would be remiss
To leave out the world famous
Warthog Haikus! There!

tower912 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:20:09 PM »

It is inexcusable to lose to ______.

Stretchdeltsig · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:33:53 PM »

My favorite scoops are about MU prospects and recruiting efforts. My least favorite are the negative scoops.

chren21 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2013, 08:58:48 PM »

Don't know who came up with it but.... ABD

ABD!

hilltopper03 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:05:00 PM »

we need a new point guard

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:27:12 PM »

Quote from: Stronghold on March 11, 2013, 05:59:51 PM

Buzz to Texas. (And every other opening)

new poster Texas17

Aughnanure · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:31:12 PM »

Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2013, 06:14:06 PM

My answer depends on which board. Of late, it's been the TC board despite 5 years of water under the bridge and our own success...so I'll give you my favorites there

1) Crean is Hitler or some variant one degree less inhumane
2) Crean couldn't recruit
3) Wade, Novak, Diener, etc are stupid people because they defend Crean
4) Crean will be fired before year 5
5) Is Crean in trouble and about to be fired?
6) Crean's wife is ugly and looks like a man
7) MU losing in the Final Four was the greatest tragedy short of the Holocaust and caused by Crean, not the 31% shooting the team did
7b) The NIT loss to Western Michigan was the second greatest tragedy, short of only the Holocaust and the Final Four loss and should not be viewed any differently than those years in which we made no tournament at all (most of the Dukiet and KO years)
8) It's not that he left, it's how he left.
9) It's Indiana, It's Indiana
10) Crean won only because of Dwyane Wade

For when the rest of the time when obsession mode is turned off here

1) Just go get a quality big man
2) Wade is a traitor for wearing IU shorts?
3) Traditionals = racist comment because it MUST mean white only players
4) Buzz to Texas
5) KO is someone you could have a beer with, therefore he's a great guy
6) Facts be damned
7) Why you Hooping
8) Redshirts don't exist any longer
9) Vander should be drafted in the NBA after his junior season
10) Poll ratings, especially preseason, are rock solid, iron clad predictions from the heavens

Are you trying to be cute? Is this supposed to be serious? Your perception of reality is way off if you are. Almost all of those I have never seen,or ever seen frequently enough to be considered an "ism".

It's pretty clear your defense of Crean starts from a delusion that he is straight up persecuted on this board. Which is untrue.

Gato78 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:31:34 PM »

This is actually true.

Quote from: Sir Lawrence on March 11, 2013, 07:56:18 PM

When I was at Marquette beer flowed freely down Wisconsin Avenue (did you know the drinking age was 18?) and we slept in the rain, while toking on bongs, just like Woodstock, to get a ticket to the wonderful venue known as the Arena, which was way better than your fancy pants BMO Bradley Center.

chapman · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:46:13 PM »

Exclusive insight into MU's latest cast-off recruit, I'll bring you the story from my parents' basement.

flash · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2013, 09:52:35 PM »

Marquette should add a football team

MUFlutieEffect · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2013, 10:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Sir Lawrence on March 11, 2013, 07:56:18 PM

When I was at Marquette beer flowed freely down Wisconsin Avenue (did you know the drinking age was 18?) and we slept in the rain, while toking on bongs, just like Woodstock, to get a ticket to the wonderful venue known as the Arena, which was way better than your fancy pants BMO Bradley Center.

This. I love this.

Tugg Speedman · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2013, 11:53:37 PM »

Hiroshima

keefe · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:38:48 AM »

Quote from: Sir Lawrence on March 11, 2013, 07:56:18 PM

When I was at Marquette beer flowed freely down Wisconsin Avenue (did you know the drinking age was 18?) and we slept in the rain, while toking on bongs, just like Woodstock, to get a ticket to the wonderful venue known as the Arena, which was way better than your fancy pants BMO Bradley Center.

Ah, those halcyon days of yore. When the wine flowed freely and was sweet. Our mead had just a hint of honey and was available to all. And no gathering was complete without a bit of herb to give new perspective on an unfolding reality that augured peace and harmony. For Jupiter had aligned with Mars as sympathy and trust abounded. The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist, and the magician joined hands and melded hearts and sought new and better ways to live as one and in unity with the flora and the fauna. Our freak flags flew as the breeze carried to us the wisdom of the new Bard. Fair maidens danced with floral tiaras atop golden tresses as nymphs catered to our carnal urges. We copulated under the stars as the mysteries of the universe were revealed to us in those moments of orgasmic transcendence. We were the new royalty, masters of our domain, and our tribe was known as the Warriors.

Sunbelt15 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2013, 06:02:45 AM »

Quote from: boyonthedock on March 11, 2013, 06:52:46 PM

Buzz to [most recent school who fired their coach] is my very favorite. I think we're just at Buzz to USC right now, but the offseason is my favorite time for that.

Hot right now

radome · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2013, 06:39:47 AM »

You don't know what you are talking about because you only have xx posts.

brewcity77 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2013, 06:41:26 AM »

If you think it's a problem that MUScoopers can't drop Crean 5 years later, you're the one that has the problem.

MU B2002 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2013, 07:24:00 AM »

Current students are lame, and past students were awesome.

Old alumni are lame, and current students are awesome despite having more to deal with.

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2013, 07:26:56 AM »

"Does anyone have the Real Chili receipe?"

"Oh thanks, I didn't realize it was in the MUScoop Wiki."

swoopem · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2013, 08:45:32 AM »

This season if a thread didn't turn to a Crean thread it would turn into a does Otule have eligibility and is he coming back? Last year every thread turned into a conversation about how Todd was actually older than Vander. The old stuff ruins threads

Benny B · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2013, 08:55:35 AM »

Use of the adjective "squirmy" and all derivations thereof.

hairy worthen · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2013, 08:58:19 AM »

Quote from: Benny B on March 12, 2013, 08:55:35 AM

Use of the adjective "squirmy" and all derivations thereof.

'sigh'

TSmith34, Inc. · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2013, 09:47:18 AM »

Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2013, 07:18:30 PM

He sent me a note about 6 weeks ago. He's been banned.

To add to the fire, we haven't heard from BMA, Canadian Dimes, Murffius, etc, a long time. I think those guys are me!

The difference, of course, is that you *really were* busted for using Hoopaloop's account and claiming it wasn't you.

leever · « **Reply #53 on:** March 12, 2013, 10:21:46 AM »

Bo Ryan looks like The Grinch

Vander is "not very good at basketball"

"choking dogs"

Ari Gold · « **Reply #54 on:** March 12, 2013, 10:34:13 AM »

Gifs are awesome
I miss when the student section was called "The Gold Rush"

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #55 on:** March 12, 2013, 01:57:51 PM »

"Who is the porn star from XXX school?"

mr.MUskie · « **Reply #56 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:13:48 PM »

hairy wet cats.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #57 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:17:05 PM »

Or, maybe just a wet cat from Brazil, aina?

mr.MUskie · « **Reply #58 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:18:33 PM »

Buzz cut

ATWizJr · « **Reply #59 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:26:29 PM »

any post ending with "aina".

The Love House · « **Reply #60 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:42:24 PM »

"don't throw me under the bus"...the most over-used expression in chatroom history (followed closely by "I just threw up in my mouth a little" and "you live in your parent's basement")

Pakuni · « **Reply #61 on:** March 12, 2013, 02:45:02 PM »

Quote from: ATWizJr on March 12, 2013, 02:26:29 PM

any post ending with "aina".

+1,000,000

Oh, and posts that end in + (insert number here)

speri · « **Reply #62 on:** March 12, 2013, 03:03:12 PM »

Take the road win and go home.

MerrittsMustache · « **Reply #63 on:** March 12, 2013, 03:06:21 PM »

"Marquette needs a tougher non-conf schedule!"

"How does this affect our RPI?"

BrewCity83 · « **Reply #64 on:** March 12, 2013, 05:00:20 PM »

Bo cooled on him.

Tugg Speedman · « **Reply #65 on:** March 12, 2013, 05:12:39 PM »

We need bigs!

Newsdreams · « **Reply #66 on:** March 12, 2013, 06:24:37 PM »

We need better players
You know we are loosing because game thread is over x pages long
You know we are winning game thread is really quiet

Dawson Rental · « **Reply #67 on:** March 12, 2013, 06:32:54 PM »

Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2013, 07:18:30 PM

He sent me a note about 6 weeks ago. He's been banned.

To add to the fire, we haven't heard from BMA, Canadian Dimes, Murffius, etc, a long time. I think those guys are me!

Sorry, but LOL. Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I guess hoopaloop took it to a poster's final extreme.

keefe · « **Reply #68 on:** March 12, 2013, 06:34:52 PM »

Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on March 11, 2013, 07:18:30 PM

He sent me a note about 6 weeks ago. He's been banned.

To add to the fire, we haven't heard from BMA, Canadian Dimes, Murffius, etc, a long time. I think those guys are me!

Whatever happened to Johnny Glaser? Does he still come round?

Sheriff · « **Reply #69 on:** March 12, 2013, 07:26:02 PM »

Famous Louisville Alumni with the picture of the cast from Hee Haw.

reinko · « **Reply #70 on:** March 12, 2013, 07:47:46 PM »

Willie Warrior (RIP?) complaining about Maurice Acker and Dwight Buycks.

Benny B · « **Reply #71 on:** March 12, 2013, 07:52:01 PM »

Quote from: Sheriff on March 12, 2013, 07:26:02 PM

Famous Louisville Alumni with the picture of the cast from Hee Haw.

My vote for thread win.

rocky_warrior · « **Reply #72 on:** March 12, 2013, 08:27:13 PM »

Louis Vuitton bags for cheap

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