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Author Topic: Celebrating Cockburn  (Read 1087 times)

Benny B

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Celebrating Cockburn
« on: December 12, 2019, 11:13:28 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/illinois-center-kofi-cockburn-accidentally-punches-official-lewis-garrison-celebrating-foul-call-michigan-wolverines-040920208.html

In related news, Brad Davison is appealing his flagrant foul from last year stating, “It was an honest accident.  I didn’t know he would have balls there.”
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

forgetful

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Re: Celebrating Cockburn
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2019, 09:22:00 AM »
At least he didn't punch the ref in the balls like Carlos Boozer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FOPBKIp9Y

4everwarriors

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Re: Celebrating Cockburn
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2019, 01:50:38 PM »
Dude is singin' like a canary. As four Mr. Cockburn, change dat last name. Ya shouldn't haveta goe threw life wit folks pee demselves laffin' whenever yur introduced to a crowd. Cockburn is painful and contagious and ya don't wanna bee dippin' inta da Amazon witout a life jacket, aina?
« Last Edit: December 13, 2019, 01:56:41 PM by 4everwarriors »
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NorthernDancerColt

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Re: Celebrating Cockburn
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2019, 09:08:12 AM »
Dude is singin' like a canary. As four Mr. Cockburn, change dat last name. Ya shouldn't haveta goe threw life wit folks pee demselves laffin' whenever yur introduced to a crowd. Cockburn is painful and contagious and ya don't wanna bee dippin' inta da Amazon witout a life jacket, aina?

In other news, HaHa Clinton-Dix was born in 1992, well before the Monica Lewinsky scandal surfaced in 1998.
Zenyatta has a lot....a lot... of ground to make up. She gets there from here she’d be a super horse......what’s this.....Zenyatta hooked to the grandstand side....Zenyatta flying on the outside....this....is...un-belieeeeeevable!...looked impossible at the top of the stretch...

 

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