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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: bananahammock on December 15, 2007, 05:49:53 PM
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I noticed he wasn't on the bench today. Anyone hear anything?
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Ok dude he was on the bench the whole game.
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Oh please -
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I did not notice him on the bench either and there was a thread on the other board asking the same question. I don't think the question was meant to stir up trouble. I tried looking for him the entire game and did not see him. Maybe my eyesight is failing me, but I could not find him. If he was on the bench, where was he? He is usually down near the end in seats, but he was not there this time.
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he was not on the bench.
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he was not on the bench.
Crean probably let him go home for the entire break....no sense sitting on the bench for two cupcakes.
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He was there on the bench tonight, jumping around and moving pretty well.
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If you check out my Dom behind the back pass thread you can see him in grey sweats on the bench jumping around.
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5095.0 (http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5095.0)
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I listened to the game on internet radio and at one point they made a comment about him jumping around excitedly on the bench.
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I heard he grew 5 inches too
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As much as I would love to have Trevor this season maybe the redshirt season isnt such a bad thing. I know in high school his grades were in question so maybe this year will give him a chance to adapt to the college workload. Hey a year off worked for Dwyane.
If you watch him before the game in warmups you can tell he wants to get out there and play!
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I heard that when he speaks, your ears bleed! AND that he sneezes class 5 hurricanes!
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In high school, Trevor was shot.
He'd show you the bullet hole, but his chest hair covers it up.
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I heard he counted to infinity. Twice.
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It can get pretty brutal during practices at Marquette. Sometimes Trevor has to wear a cup when he practices with the team. He doesn't do so to protect himself from others...he does it to protect OTHERS from HIM.
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Trevor doesn't do push ups in practice by pushing up so much as he pushes the earth away from him
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He doesn't sleep...........he waits!
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A rattlesnake once bit Trebor Mbakwe.
After five hours of excrutiating pain, the snake died.
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I played Connect Four against Trevor, and he beat me.
In three turns.
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When Trevor was born, he performed a cesarean section........when he round-house kicked his way out of his mothers' womb.
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Tim Tebow wishes he was Trevor Mbakwe.
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Every night before Osama bin Laden goes to sleep, he first checks under the bed for Mbakwe.
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Mbakwe saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky.
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Mbakwe drives an ice cream truck made out of human skulls!
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Trevor Mbawke is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Trevor once bowled a 307 game.
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Mbakwe once walked down the street with an erections.....there were no survivors
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Mbakwe framed Roger Rabbit.
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Mbakwe is NASA's secret.. the space shuttle doesn't really launch off the pad, but rather they feed Mbakwe some beans and have him lay on his belly under it.
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Mbakwe supposedly sneezed once.. scientists have since come to call the event The Big Bang and are still trying to understand it.
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Mbakwe named the group Sha Na Na. They did NOT want to be called that.
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Trevor is suing NBC because he first used "Law and Order" as the name of his right and left leg.
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Mbakwe once broke his nose on a backboard while dunking
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Mbakwe once broke his nose on a backboard while dunking
boooo....
hahaha
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Mbakwe can slam a revolving door.
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I believe Mbakwe missed the game as the Pope needed his advice
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Trevor once out drank Mike Deane
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Steroids are made from Trevor Mbakwe.
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Trevor hooked with Jamie Lynn...
http://www6.comcast.net/tv/articles/2007/12/19/People.Jamie.Lynn.Spears/
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"Mbakwe" is Yoruba for "Omnipotent."
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Trevor Mbakwe doesn't shower.
He bathes in the tears of Marquette opponents.
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Mbakwe can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and screaming "BOOYA!"
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When God finished work after the 6th day, he went to see Mbakwe to find out if he could have the 7th off.
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Trevor Mbakwes Tears Cure Cancer:
To bad he never cries
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There is no such thing as extinction, there are merely species that Trevor continues to allow to live.
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Trevor once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.
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Trevor doesn't read, he simply stares down the words until he gets the information he needs.
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If you get 6 stars in Grand theft auto they call in Mbakwe.
You don't want to get 6 stars.
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Mbakwe lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Mbakwe reminded ESPN that there are MLB teams besides the Yankees and Red Sox. And they listened, for that night anyway.
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Trevor found Osama Bin Laden and Jimmy Hoffa.
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Trevor CAN believe it's not butter
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Mbakwe Can divide by zero...
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Mbakwe was strapped beneath a 747 this past summer and released at 30,000 feet, and with his wingspan, glided to a perfect landing - all while dribbling.
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Trevor brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol
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Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Trevor Mbakwe.
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Mbakwe taught Belichek and Weis everything they knew about football - and then told Weis to forget it all.
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Trevor doesn't teabag girls... He potato sacs them.
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UW believed they had a shot at beating us without Trevor. ;)
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Every morning Mbakwe scales the side of Straz Tower, raises the American Flag, shotguns an Old Milwaukee, and handglides back down.
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Mbakwe's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Bear Grylls climbed mount everest on Trevor Mbakwe's back. Mbakwe didn't need oxygen. And climbed the whole damn thing in an hour.
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Mbakwe created crop circles, because he thought that sometimes corn just needs to learn to lay the f**k down.
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Trevor had sex with my wife. She makes me sleep in a separate bedroom now.
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Mbakwe won the 1997 Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee.
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Trevor does his grocery shopping at Home Depot
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Trevor Mbakwe knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary.
Except mercy.
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word has it that trevor routinely makes girls cry in pain by playing just the tip
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In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Trevor Mbakwe!
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Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.
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Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.
it's true, i didn't believe it, but here's the proof
ESPN/USA Today Poll
1. North Carolina (24) 9-0 759
2. Memphis (4) 8-0 742
3. Kansas (1) 10-0 713
4. Georgetown (1) 8-0 668
5. Texas (1) 10-0 638
6. Washington State 9-0 611
7. Duke 9-0 599
8. UCLA 9-1 584
9. Pittsburgh 10-0 507
10. Michigan State 9-1 480
11. Texas A&M 9-1 429
12. Tennessee 9-1 428
13. Marquette 7-1 414
14. Indiana 9-1 389
15. Clemson 8-0 333
16. Villanova 8-1 257
17. Trevor Mbakwe 10-0 249
18. Butler 9-1 241
19. Arizona 7-2 212
20. Gonzaga 8-2 191
21. Oregon 8-2 121
22. Miami (FL) 9-0 98
23. Brigham Young 9-2 86
24. Xavier 8-2 76
25. Stanford 8-1 56
Others Receiving Votes
Rhode Island 41, West Virginia 30, Louisville 24, California 22, Florida 20, Mississippi 15, Virginia 10, USC 9, Wisconsin 9, Saint Mary's 7, Arkansas 6, Dayton 1.
Dropped From Rankings
Louisville 20, Saint Mary's 24.
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Trevor was the one who let the dogs out.
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Trevor Mbakwe doesn't kill two birds with one stone. He kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.
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Trevor Mbakwe took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian "The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.
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One night, I was at a bar with Trevor Mbakwe, that son of a bitch. After taking fifty shots of vodka in two minutes, the great one said something that upset the bartender, so they threw us out. So what does Trevor do? He burns down the bar, walks through the rubble, and sits down in the chair he was in before. Long story short, he sat there for two years as they built the bar around him. When that was completed, he burnt that one down too and pissed on the remains.
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Mbakwe won the 2001 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Championship by peddling a tandom bicycle with Mike Ditka.
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Mbakwe won the 2001 NASCAR Winston Cup Series Championship by peddling a tandom bicycle with Mike Ditka.
man that's a tough one. Which leads into:
Who would win in a fight: Coach Ditka or Trevor Mbakwe?
I don't think science has figured that one out yet.
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Who would win in a fight: Coach Ditka or Trevor Mbakwe?
Mbakwe in the 5th.
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4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trevor Mbakwe.
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Chuck Norris is Trevor Mbakwe's B*tch
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Hugh Hefner said when he grew up he wanted to be Trevor Mbakwe. Then he said mission accomplished.
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Trevor Mbakwe took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian "The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.
This is the winner for greatest pop culture reference ever on a message board!!
AGRO CRAG HAHAHAHAH
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I heard that Mbakwes Penis is only 2 inches........
FROM THE GROUND!!!
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Who's better Mbakwe or God?
Trick question pretty boy, Mbakwe is God.
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Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Mbakwe!
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Trevor once watched an entire episode of 60 Minutes in 22 minutes including commercials
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Trevor Mbakwe once dunked a basketball and it was worth two points.*
*Get it? Because it was worth two points and not one points, because Trevor said so and so it had to be and one points is worth less than two points and Trevor got the two points and he didn't get the three points, because he is Trevor and he didn't need three points because his beard is a fist that punches people out of this world and makes them cry, but Trevor doesn't cry he just hurts you by looking at you with his eyes that are actually punchers that punch you out and that never hurt him because he made hurt out of dirt the rib of Adam that he ate after running out of baby back ribs at Chili's because he roundhouse kicked the waiter's face off into oblivion. Get it?
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Trevor Mbakwe once dunked a basketball and it was worth two points.*
*Get it? Because it was worth two points and not one points, because Trevor said so and so it had to be and one points is worth less than two points and Trevor got the two points and he didn't get the three points, because he is Trevor and he didn't need three points because his beard is a fist that punches people out of this world and makes them cry, but Trevor doesn't cry he just hurts you by looking at you with his eyes that are actually punchers that punch you out and that never hurt him because he made hurt out of dirt the rib of Adam that he ate after running out of baby back ribs at Chili's because he roundhouse kicked the waiter's face off into oblivion. Get it?
I want to punch you for making me try to read that. :P
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I second the notion for punching him...
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MUCAM, you're terrible!
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He totally ruined the flow of this thread... we had a lot of funny posts and then bam his thread hit and now all i can focus on is how terrible that was...
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Mbakwe would like to punch you out for posting that one....
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Oh yeah, well....you are the one....roundhouse to the face....and terrible....and mean...and Trevor doesn't like you.....and....well....you.....um.....I think your brain has a shell on it...
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Oh yeah, well....you are the one....roundhouse to the face....and terrible....and mean...and Trevor doesn't like you.....and....well....you.....um.....I think your brain has a shell on it...
I am utterly speechless
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He totally ruined the flow of this thread... we had a lot of funny posts and then bam his thread hit and now all i can focus on is how terrible that was...
Oh yeah....um....Trevor once ruined a thread flow because he is the ruler and he is funny and.....bam you thread hitter.....
On a more serious note, I did hear that Trevor once broke his nose on a backboard....(BOOOOOO! HaHaHa)
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This much awesome cannot possibly be contained in one thread on MUScoop.
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Mbakwe can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Every time there is an earthquake in California, Mbakwe rushes over and pulls the new island back together with the continental US.
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Mbakwe uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Mbakwe hates Mexicans... And he's half Mexican... And he hates irony!
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This much awesome cannot possibly be contained in one thread on MUScoop.
Oh I beg to differ. You're experiencing history....first hand!
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Trevor doesn't travel at the speed of light.......Light travels at the speed of Trevor Mbakwe
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The moderators are too afraid to lock this thread for fear of the wrath of Trevor Mbakwe.
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Trevor Mbakwe threads can't be locked. In the entire world there's not a lock big enough to contain Trevor.
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When Trevor plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Trevor Mbakwe asks Alex Trebek the questions on Jeopardy!
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Trevor has the heart of an olympic champion. He keeps it in his locker at the Al.
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Mbakwe.
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Trevor is part Cherokee..........Seriously. The man ate a f***ing Indian!
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Trevor's room at Humphrey Hall has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Trevor Mbakwe's penis is an NBA All-Star. It has also been known to cure cancer.
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Last month, the United States Postal Service gave Mbakwe's penis its own zip code.
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Trevor is responsible for the over-population problem in China. Years ago he participated in a BBall tournament there and due to his ridiculous testosterone levels, he impregnated every woman located within a 5 mile radius of the gym.
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The United States never dropped atomic bombs on Japan. Trevor simply lept the Pacific and did a two-handed, two balled, slam dunk - One on a net in Nagasaki, the other on a net in Hiroshima.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Trevor Mbakwe turned that wine into beer for all of us MU fans to enjoy in the Bradley Center.
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Trevor doesn't wear a watch... He decides what time it is.
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Mbakwe can dunk from the three-point arc. He can dunk from the half court line with a running start.
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Greg Oden AND Kevin Durant went to the NBA early to avoid playing Trevor for as long as they could.
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Rocky was actually supposed to fight Trevor, but they realized rocky would never win. So they picked Mr.T
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When Meat Loaf sang, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," the "won't do that" referred to dissing Trevor Mbakwe. Loaf wouldn't do that because he knew Mbakwe would be displeased. Loaf is a smart man. Displeasing Mbakwe is not worth love.
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And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.
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Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.
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And then Mbakwe said " LET THERE BE LIGHT"!! And there was light.
Actually God said "Let there be Light."
Then Mbakwe told him to "Say Please."
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Marquette's basketball tag line this year is: All for one. One for all.
And by "one" they mean Trevor Mbakwe.
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Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.
^^^ Best one yet!
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Plate tectonics are caused by Mbakwe. Every time he runs and plants his feet, plates are forced to realign themselves.
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Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.
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Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours
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Trevor's penis is huge....it fact it is so large his penis has it's own penis....which is still bigger than any of yours
Contrary to belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg but rather Trevor Mbakwe.
Oh no...I think people are doubling up on Mbakwe lines!
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When TM craps, you get the Rocky Mountains, when TM pees you get Budwieser
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If Trevor Mbakwe attended West Virginia, Bob Huggins graduation rate would jump to 100% at ALL the schools he has ever coached to probation. Not only that, Trevor would then pardon Huggies' players for ALL their crimes against humanity.
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Buzz Lightyear is Mbakwe's sidekick.
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This thread will end when Trevor Mbakwe says it's done.
He hasn't said anything yet.
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There is no global warming...that's Trevor Mbakwe's mojo keeping things warm and toasty
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When Devin Hester returns a kick off, he imagines Mbakwe chasing him. Mbakwe is not a Bears' fan.
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When Clark Kent needs power, he rips off his shirt and turns into Superman. When Superman needs power he rips off his shirt and turns into Trevor Mbakwe.
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Trevor knows what you did last summer.
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Trevor knows what you did last summer.
Trevor also knows if you've been bad or good. In fact, Trevor kicked Santa's ass and has hitched up the fat man to a harness and makes Santa fly Trevor around on Christmas Eve. Trevor told Rudolph to take a hike.
Trevor also eats reindeers whole, cookies by the dozen, poops elves, manufactures the Wii, and, if you don't have a chimney, Trevor will just kick a hole in your roof.
Trevor is the reason for the season.
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Once Trevor had to take a pee, and the only one who was told anything about it was some Noah guy.
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Trevor knows the sound of a tree falling in the woods when nobody is around.
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Trevor knows what Willis was talkin' about....
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Trevor is the beef.
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Trevor is Sasquatch the Yeti and the Loch Ness monster
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Trevor knows the sound of one hand clapping. It's the sound of pain.
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Trevor was Luke's father...
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I recently called a moving company after purchasing a new home.....four guys showed up on moving day....I opened the door, greeted them but was confused when I didn't see their truck. So, I asked the obvious question, "how do you intend to move all of my belongings to my new home without a truck?" The guy in charge turned without saying one word and pointed to the street......Trevor was standing there with a huge, sh;t eating grin, nodding and pointing to himself with his thumbs. I just smiled back and walked back in the house knowing I was in good hands...literally.
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Trevor makes Wilt Chamberlain look like a choirboy
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Mbakwe was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Trevor always graciously gives the opponent the first three moves in Tic Tac Toe and he is still undefeated
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This is the most popular MUScoop thread of all-time... wow!!
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Trevor created the giraffe, when he roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin.
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Jessica Simpson actually like Mbakwe. That's why all the quarterbacks are so distracted. But Mbakwe knows he can do better.
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Is that Mbakwe in that red suit and sleigh?
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The National Weather service just issued a statement saying that all hurricanes will be named Trevor Mbakwe from now on.
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Trevor is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
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Spiderman wears Trevor Mbakwe underwear.
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what fun ! and I pray he's a tenth of this.
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Kevin O'Neill blushes around TM's vocab
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Trevor Mbakwe is hung like an infant: 8 lbs, 7 oz. and 22 inches long.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Trevor Mbakwe.
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Trevor invented the internet, found the weapons of mass destruction (looked in the mirror, duh), and had Mbakwe with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.
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When born, Trevor Mbakwe looked around and said to the terrified masses in the delivery room: "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
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Trevor told crean to blow out the cupcakes
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Trevor can dunk without jumping. He beckons and the basket lowers.
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Contrary to belief Trevor Mbakwe delivers toys to children around the world on Christmas, not Santa Claus. Trevor, being the modest man he is, allows Santa to take the credit. Trevor gets the cookies though. Trevor likes cookies.
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I think we should be careful.....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc;_ylt=AlePnmcBUAo.pdlfDMujbTpk24cA (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc;_ylt=AlePnmcBUAo.pdlfDMujbTpk24cA)
Of course, Trevor Mbakwe wouldn't sue poor Ian Spector, he'd eat him in one bite and spit out his bones.
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Trevor can piss his name into concrete.
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Trevor's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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On a high school math test, Trevor put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Trevor solves all his problems with Violence.
This was the problem with the NCAA clearinghouse.
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Trevor owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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Trevor was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Trevor says its beef, then it's beef.
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Trevor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled basketball ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Trevor punched the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Death once had a near-Mbakwe experience.
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Trevor puts the "laughter" in "manslaughtering" cupcakes.
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Mbakwe once out-jumped Earl "The Goat" Manigault to snatch a $20 bill off the top of a backboard.
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Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, Mbakwe once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
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My grandparents came to America just before the war, and when they got here they couldn't speak any English. It was very difficult for them at first, but they were grateful to be here, and there wasn't anybody more patriotic. They'd fly the flag on every national holiday, and I remember they had three pictures above the fireplace: The Pope, president Kennedy, and Trevor Mbakwe.
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Trevor eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.
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Trevor eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.
Trevor eats sh!t??
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When urinating, Trevor Mbakwe is capable of welding titanium.
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Trevor never bleeds.
...but if he did, only piss and vinegar would come out.
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As long as this thread lasted, Trevor Mbakwe decided it needed at least one more bump for one more shot at life. Being as I thought this thread was silly, I didn't just type this, but you know who did.
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Trevor Mbakwe invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and basketball-- in that order.
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Jesus may have walked on water, but Mbakwe can swim through land.
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Everything I learned in life was from, you guessed it, Mbakwe.
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Trevor Mbakwe makes the ball drop in NYC. He could choose not to release it and prevent a new year from starting. However, Mbakwe thinks NYE is amateur night and just wants to get the damn thing over with.
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trevor is the sound of one hand clapping.
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Henry Sugar, you are not Hugh Gallagher.
However, Trevor Mbakwe has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Henry Sugar, you are not Hugh Gallagher.
However, Trevor Mbakwe has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
I'm glad someone picked up on one of the funniest things I've ever read.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm (http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm)
The movie "Cloverfield" is actually a documentary about Trevor's last trip to New York City. Madison Square Garden is already preparing extra security for the Big East Tournament. Like it will help...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvNkGm8mxiM (http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvNkGm8mxiM)
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Mbakwe says--- I will not be ignored!
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They once made a Trevor Mbakwe toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take crap from anybody.
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I'm very interested in seeing how Mbakwe will contribute to the team. He looks to be big and strong like Burke, athletic as Blackledge, and hopefully he has better game than both of them.
I think he'll do well against the likes of Harangody next year.
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and oh...um...Mbakwe once challenged Lance Armstrong to a Who Has More Testicles competition...Mbakwe won by 4.
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Trevor Mbakwe blows bubbles with Now-and-Laters.
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Trevor Mbakwe won a Big-East road game with Gary Coleman, Helen Keller, Stephen Hawking, and the drummer from Def Leppard as teammates.
They were coached by Bob Dukiet.
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Mbakwe knows what you did in Vegas. And he'll tell others if he damn well pleases!
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Answer:
Def Leppard
Question:
What has nine arms and sucks?
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of basketball Trevor Mbakwe played in second grade.
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Mbakwe would have 8 dunks by now
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Mbakwe would have 8 dunks by now
per possession.
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Mbakwe can be seen on campus driving an ice cream truck, covered in skulls.
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Trevor Mbakwe was invited to the "Celebrity Apprentice Show" and he fired Donald Trump!!
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Anagram for Trevor Mbakwe: "Teamwork Verb"
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And on the side, he's a brewer:
"O me? Wort baker."
--It's a really slow day at work-- :P
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That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t." Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."
Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player. Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette. Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."
When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."
-- Like I said, it's a slow day.
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That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t." Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."
Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player. Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette. Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."
When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."
-- Like I said, it's a slow day.
oohhhhh.....anagrams......Trevor Mbakwe knows the Davinci Code, where the Templars took off to with their gold, where the Grail is and is descended from Jesus.
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Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.
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Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.
And a picture of himself.
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Mbakwe registered 3 first-half steals today (1 for us, 2 for UC), yet remains conspicuously absent from the box score....
16:46 MARQET Lost ball turnover on Jerel McNeal, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
15:55 CIN Lost ball turnover on Rashad Bishop, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
13:07 MARQET Lost ball turnover on Dominic James, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/cincy_02_02_08 (http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/cincy_02_02_08)
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Wow. Trevor must have some fans at sportsline.com. Or he has the power to change internet pages.
Which he does.
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There should be (and apparently there already is) an effort to get Trevor's name, as a player, in articles about MU games. Much like Elbonia gets mentioned in software licensing agreements.....
OK - who out there knows what I'm talking about??
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Elbonia, where they have enough to eat, but they don't like it?
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Trevor Mbakwe refuses to let Levance Fields try to steal the spotlight from MU, shredded knee be damned.
I'll be converting this thread into a handy checklist format for tonight ;D
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I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to be brought back from ashes...
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Trevor Mbakwe recovers in 4 months from surgery that would keep a normal man out for a year.
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...is back.
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At this time tomorrow, Mbakwe will be the guy on the left of the Dunk-Meter graphic!
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He will win the 2008 Naismith award without even being on the ballot.
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I just found out Mbakwe surgically repaired HIS OWN knee. No doctors, no anesthesia. Thats why he is able to play this year.
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And he's won every game he's played.
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And he's won every game he's played.
It's all true, all of it!
at least at the college level. Am I seeing things? If we had this kid from the start of the year do you know how good we'd be?
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Trevor Mbakwe can silence Tim Maymon
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Buzz Williams didn't guarantee Jeronne Maymon 25-30 minutes per game, Trevor Mbakwe did.
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Mbakwe knows the right process to hire a head coach.
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Crean left Marquette as fast as he could because he heard that Trevor was upset with him. Crean was asked why he left and he stated: "It's Mbakwe, It's Mbakwe"....and then he soiled his candystriped pants.
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When Trevor Mbakwe signed with Marquette, officials immediately realized he was doubly as talented as the great Dwyane Wade. Dwyane Wade wore #3. It was thus that Mbakwe received jersey #33.
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I heard that same story, except the guy who told me said that they thought he was 11 times as talented as DWade.
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I heard he goes 13 deep and shags like the minx.
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Mbakwe was the inspiration for Master Chief.
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Mbakwe juggles Tom Crean's potted plants while swallowing a sword and doing tae kwon do.
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TM and EA are like "this."
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Trevor is so hot, its what turned Tommy so tan.
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We once threw a bachelor party for Mbakwe. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!
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Trevor can make Amare Stoudamire's scholastic transcript look seamless
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Trevor eats donkey balls.
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Alonzo Mourning heard Trevor's going to Miami, so he told the Heat that Mbakwe can have his jersey #.
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Oh how the mighty has fallen. A Facebook post? ::)
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Mbakwe is so untouchable, he can be arrested on a Monday and play 31 minutes on a Thursday.
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With the Minnesota win, Trevor Mbakwe has replaced Purdue as #8 in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.
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Mbakwe was Tony Stark's inspiration for the Iron Man suit.
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Mbakwe was Tony Stark's inspiration for the Iron Man suit.
Stop it. ::)
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Mbakwe knows the right process to hire a head coach.
Trevor respects the process.
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Yup!
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Trevor respects the process.
This could not be more pathetic.