Funny Tshirt Sayings

[Funky Cold Medina]

Give me the best t-shirt saying you have ever seen.

I just came across this doozy.  A picture of a squirrel holding a stick with the saying underneath it, "Protect your nuts".

[Hards Alumni]

www.tshirthell.com

nsfw... offensive to most.

[reinko]

Give me the best t-shirt saying you have ever seen.

I just came across this doozy.  A picture of a squirrel holding a stick with the saying underneath it, "Protect your nuts".

"I am douche that wears t-shirts with funny sayings" 

That one gets me every time.

[Funky Cold Medina]

"I am douche that wears t-shirts with funny sayings" 

That one gets me every time.

That t-shirt can usually be seen with this beauty unbottoned over it.

[StillWarriors]

You must be at least 8" to ride this ride

[Ari Gold]

I have to laugh that this is what MU basketball off season has come to but

I have a shirt that says:
"I'd hit that" with a picture of a pinata
"hung like a Republican" with a picture of an elephant.
"Underage Drinker" I still wear it to bars

"McCain 2000" not sure if that's "funny" but...

For some funny ones I usually shop at: http://www.snorgtees.com/ or http://www.bustedtees.com/ my favorite from those sites is :
but I love old video game, simpson and movie references.

[🏀]

I have to laugh that this is what MU basketball off season has come to but

I have a shirt that says:
"I'd hit that" with a picture of a pinata
"hung like a Republican" with a picture of an elephant.
"Underage Drinker" I still wear it to bars

"McCain 2000" not sure if that's "funny" but...

For some funny ones I usually shop at: http://www.snorgtees.com/ or http://www.bustedtees.com/ my favorite from those sites is :
but I love old video game, simpson and movie references.

Not surprised.

[reinko]

Not surprised.

Superbar POTD.

[texaswarrior74]

On the front:

"Chicago Homicide"

 PD Logo

Our Day Starts When Yours Ends...."

[augoman]

can't believe I'm posting on this topic...,

my favorite was a shirt I wore a lot in my high school days

"BSA motorcycles...,
put something hot between your legs"

[wyzgy]

i got one from cabo san lucas

there ain't no plan "B"

[ZiggysFryBoy]

not a t-shirt, but I love seeing fat chicks wearing the red sweatpants with "Wisconsin" stretched across their robust derrieres.   

[wyzgy]

i'm so glad i had two boys.  if i had a daughter wearing a skin tight pair of shorts so short they'd either need a hair net or laser treatment with the words juicy across the umm, backside it'd give me a heart attack or she'd be in the basement until she's 21...no 41

[21Jumpstreet]

Best t-shirt site is www.threadless.com.

A couple of the funniest:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

and

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

[Hards Alumni]

not a t-shirt, but I love seeing fat chicks wearing the red sweatpants with "Wisconsin" stretched across their robust derrieres.   

Oh, I know those... they are the same as the ones that the fat chicks who wear the blue or grey sweatpants with "Marquette" stretched across their robust derriers!

Usually on these, the U is hidden in the crack though.

[🏀]

Oh, I know those... they are the same as the ones that the fat chicks who wear the blue or grey sweatpants with "Marquette" stretched across their robust derriers!

Usually on these, the U is hidden in the crack though.

That's gotta hurt recruiting.

[Spotcheck Billy]

Rehab is for Quitters

[CTWarrior]

I bought this one for my son, cracks me up.

http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/shirtpages/caucasians.html

[wyzgy]

I bought this one for my son, cracks me up.

http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/shirtpages/caucasians.html

yes i do get out quite often thank you, but that shirt is tits-i will be ordering some for the whole family, even the dog gets one-a white siberian husky.  how long before the taunts of racism start?

[4everwarriors]

I'm not sure you're allowed to type tits on this board.

[reinko]

yes i do get out quite often thank you, but that shirt is tits-i will be ordering some for the whole family, even the dog gets one-a white siberian husky.  how long before the taunts of racism start?

Nothing racist about it.  It's just really really frackin' dorky.

I imagine you guys would also be the ones who rock Duke Lacrosse t-shirts.

[GGGG]

Best t-shirt site is www.threadless.com.

A couple of the funniest:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

OK....now *that* made me laugh.

[GoldenWarrior]

I usually hate these, but I liked this one...

[wyoMUfan]

"I support the 2nd Amendment"

w/ a picture of a bear wearing a cut off t-shirt

[77ncaachamps]

As an Asian, I find this funny.

So funny in fact that I have one!

[Mayor McCheese]

That's gotta hurt recruiting.

Hey, as Outkast put it for us

BGBGNLT - Big Girls Big Girls Need Love Too

[RawdogDX]

I once threw a party where everyone had to bring a funny shirt and than random assignments happened.  It was tons of fun.  Penalty t-shirts were made for people who showed up empty handed.