Scholarship table
Back in the late 80s I lived down the street from Woody. His roommate used to sell round beach towels in Venice Beach. (Round so you wouldn’t have to move them as the sun moved, genius, I know. Can’t believe they didn’t catch on!) The couple times I ran into him, he seemed genuinely nice. His roommate at the time was what you would expect from a guy selling round beach towels.
Did he mention his dad shot JFK?
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ." Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row. The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?" "We're from the groom's family."
To be fair, dirty jokes are easy and at least mildly amusing. It is always a dance along the funny/inappropriate line.
You’re confronted by Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson add Digger Phelps. You’ve got a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot?Digger…twice.
I happen to like Digger. It's not his fault that ND is the only place that would hire him.
Have you been drinking?