Author Topic: MUBB Valentines (Read 5875 times)

warriorchick · « **on:** February 14, 2019, 09:32:15 AM »

After seeing valentines like this:

I thought it would be fun to come up with some MUBB Valentines. Someone who is better with Photoshop could probably do the actual design , but I came up with a few ideas for the text:

Sam and Joey: "Haus" about being our Valentine?

Markus: "Player" of the year? Only on the basketball court. You're the only one for me!

Matty: I just want to be Heldt by you.

Tommy, Mike, and Buddy: Last on the bench, but first in your heart.

What ideas do you have? And can we at least try to keep them romantic and not skeevy?

TAMU, Knower of Ball · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2019, 09:45:10 AM »

Not going to have time to run to CVS to buy Glow a card eh Chick?

warriorchick · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2019, 09:58:48 AM »

Quote from: TAMU Eagle on February 14, 2019, 09:45:10 AM

Not going to have time to run to CVS to buy Glow a card eh Chick?

We R Final Four · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:09:38 AM »

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:13:51 AM »

Quote from: warriorchick on February 14, 2019, 09:32:15 AM

Sam and Joey: "Haus" about being our Valentine?

Markus: "Player" of the year? Only on the basketball court. You're the only one for me!

Matty: I just want to be Heldt by you.

Tommy, Mike, and Buddy: Last on the bench, but first in your heart.

🏀 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:41:09 AM »

To warriorchick, for this thread.

MU82 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:48:06 AM »

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Glad my team

Is M-freakin'-U

warriorchick · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:11:30 AM »

I guess no one saw my tongue firmly implanted in my cheek.

You guys are no fun. I thought at the minimum you would enjoy making some puns.

By all means - go back to arguing about how much free throws matter and how minutes are going to be distributed next season.

WI inferiority Complexes · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:14:31 AM »

Roses are red,
Chocolate makes you fatter,
Theo John is a stud,
because free throws no matta.

WI inferiority Complexes · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:19:24 AM »

Badger fans are annoying,
and it should be called "Notre Lame."
My only concern next season,
is Brendan Bailey's minutes per game.

warriorchick · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:20:40 AM »

That's more like it.

We R Final Four · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:24:16 AM »

Roses are red
Wear blue/gold everyday
My spellings not the best
Is Markus with a “c” or a “k”?

tower912 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:30:29 AM »

My heart can bailey contain its glee when Brendan touches the ball.

🏀 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:31:10 AM »

Roast beef is red
Fries are curly
Existence is pain
Eat at Arby's

WI inferiority Complexes · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:35:55 AM »

I'll bring you breakfast in bed,
and wake you with a gentle nudge.
Just as long as you admit you were wrong about Wojo,
and that it takes 5 years to judge.

Spotcheck Billy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:38:31 AM »

Superbar!

sorry someone had to do it

MU82 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:40:01 AM »

The Scooper I'd want
To make my lass
Would of course be chick
But glow'd kick my a$$

WI inferiority Complexes · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:43:07 AM »

Quote from: Waldo Jeffers on February 14, 2019, 11:38:31 AM

Superbar!

sorry someone had to do it

My love for Marquette is never ending,
this team has come so far.
The most annoying thing about Scoop,
is when someone demands "Superbar!"

Juan Anderson's Mixtape · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:45:25 AM »

If you be my Valentine, I will love you to Morrow and always.

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:48:15 AM »

Knock Knock.

Whose there?

Wojo.

Wojo who.

Wojo be my Valentine?

oldwarrior81 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2019, 12:18:36 PM »

off topic... and a bit outdated

mikekinsellaMVP · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2019, 12:27:15 PM »

My love leaves an impression
You'll never erase
Like that imprint of "SPAULDING"
On Sam Dekker's face.

PaintTouches · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2019, 12:36:25 PM »

I think this will fit right in.

https://painttouches.com/2019/02/14/marquette-valentines-day-cards/

warriorchick · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2019, 12:38:02 PM »

Quote from: pux90mex on February 14, 2019, 12:36:25 PM

I think this will fit right in.

https://painttouches.com/2019/02/14/marquette-valentines-day-cards/

Nice!

T-Bone · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2019, 02:11:48 PM »

SERocks · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2019, 02:51:24 PM »

Quote from: TAMU Eagle on February 14, 2019, 09:45:10 AM

Not going to have time to run to CVS to buy Glow a card eh Chick?

Can probably get some good ideas from this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPPF9djzgg&fbclid=IwAR3dMeA99J48IVfwNc3i-el-0g0JfZlifK4kuOaCssq_9ynS1k51FGIejc0

warriorchick · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2019, 04:02:31 PM »

Quote from: SERocks on February 14, 2019, 02:51:24 PM

Can probably get some good ideas from this guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPPF9djzgg&fbclid=IwAR3dMeA99J48IVfwNc3i-el-0g0JfZlifK4kuOaCssq_9ynS1k51FGIejc0

Good old Charlie.

I wonder which of these he used on his wife, a former Miss Wisconsin USA?

muguru · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2019, 04:14:00 PM »

Badgers are red
Warriors are blue
Brad Davison will squeeze your junk to show you how much he loves you

The Lens · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2019, 04:20:15 PM »

Roses are red
Louisville is too
If Rick offers dinner
He'll want a quick dessert too

BrewCity83 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2019, 04:29:40 PM »

Marquette wishes you
A Happy Valentine's Day
In Haiku Format

Archies Bat · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2019, 04:30:59 PM »

MU treats opponents
Like they've been hit by a hammer.
At the end of the game
They feel as bad as 4ever's grammar.

jsglow · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2019, 04:33:54 PM »

Quote from: MU82 on February 14, 2019, 11:40:01 AM

The Scooper I'd want
To make my lass
Would of course be chick
But glow'd kick my a$$

Very well done sir. Actually laughed out loud.

RushmoreAcademy · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2019, 04:47:03 PM »

It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide

We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run the big east with
All we could give

So excuse me for fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.

warriorchick · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2019, 05:40:08 PM »

Quote from: RushmoreAcademy on February 14, 2019, 04:47:03 PM

It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide

We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run big east with
All we could give

So excuse me fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.

This makes me wish Glow Jr. still had access to MU's video editing lab. A decent karaoke singer and a few MUBB film highlights, and he would have a masterpiece on his hands.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2019, 06:29:43 PM »

Quote from: warriorchick on February 14, 2019, 09:32:15 AM

After seeing valentines like this:

I thought it would be fun to come up with some MUBB Valentines. Someone who is better with Photoshop could probably do the actual design , but I came up with a few ideas for the text:

Sam and Joey: "Haus" about being our Valentine?

Markus: "Player" of the year? Only on the basketball court. You're the only one for me!

Matty: I just want to be Heldt by you.

Tommy, Mike, and Buddy: Last on the bench, but first in your heart.

What ideas do you have? And can we at least try to keep them romantic and not skeevy?

How dey say, "don't quit yo dey job, aina?"

4everwarriors · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2019, 06:34:07 PM »

Crean sucks red
Crean sucks blue
Turn your back
And he'll fook you too, aina?

warriorchick · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2019, 07:42:01 PM »

Warriors are gold
Warriors are blue
Notre Dame sucks
And Bucky does too

dgies9156 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2019, 08:11:33 PM »

Quote from: oldwarrior81 on February 14, 2019, 12:18:36 PM

off topic... and a bit outdated

Only 106 more years until the next one!

tower912 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2019, 08:16:03 PM »

Which will only be available on the Cub channel.

warriorchick · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2019, 08:27:55 PM »

From the Golden Seagull:

MU82 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:18:19 PM »

Sam's shot is golden
Markus' shot is true
Imagine how good we'd be
If we didn't have the worst 2

(By far.)

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:22:42 PM »

This thread proves that accountants and journalists have no senses of humor. That said, they get a gold star for trying.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:38:31 PM »

ND sucks

ND sucks

NorthernDancerColt · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:54:56 PM »

Quote from: RushmoreAcademy on February 14, 2019, 04:47:03 PM

It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide

We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run the big east with
All we could give

So excuse me for fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.

The better Elton John song is mostly about Brad Davison...

I miss the dearth (of opponent talent) so much...I miss my HS life
It’s lonely guarding studs in perimeter space.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
til (the next Irish) touchdown in a playoff you’ll find
he’s not the recruit UW thought he was at all...
Aw no no no....
He’s the Flop-Hit man.
Jock-itch man...burning on his skin down there alone.

And defensive Science...he don’t understand....it’s just his job to flop (and nut punch) 5 days a week.
Uh Flop-Hit maaaaaaaaaan...he the flop-hit man.

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:06:42 PM »

Made silent love to my Italian beauty. Endowed with hot proteins of every variety, me clawing at the stringy delight. In the end, my date left me unfulfilled, a leftover for another day.

NorthernDancerColt · « **Reply #45 on:** February 14, 2019, 11:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on February 14, 2019, 11:06:42 PM

Made silent love to my Italian beauty. Endowed with hot proteins of every variety, me clawing at the stringy delight. In the end, my date left me unfulfilled, a leftover for another day.

Now, THAT’s Amore

Afroman · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2019, 05:34:42 AM »

Roses are red
Vander is Blue
Wojo be da man
Whoop-a-de-do!

warriorchick · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2019, 06:57:42 AM »

Quote from: NorthernDancerColt on February 14, 2019, 10:54:56 PM

The better Elton John song is mostly about Brad Davison...

I miss the dearth (of opponent talent) so much...I miss my HS life
It’s lonely guarding studs in perimeter space.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
til (the next Irish) touchdown in a playoff you’ll find
he’s not the recruit UW thought he was at all...
Aw no no no....
He’s the Flop-Hit man.
Jock-itch man...burning on his skin down there alone.

And defensive Science...he don’t understand....it’s just his job to flop (and nut punch) 5 days a week.
Uh Flop-Hit maaaaaaaaaan...he the flop-hit man.

No.

One of the rules of writing a parody song is that you have to be able to sing it using the original music. You can't add six or eight extra syllables to every line.

The title is good, though.

Slim · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2019, 07:02:36 AM »

Team chemistry is fantastic,
M2N’s shot makes us drool,
Without Ners our team is just average,
Cuz he dunked in high school!

Eye · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2019, 07:37:46 AM »

Boy this years been fun
After five years of yuck
One thing that's been consistent
Is the Rodents still suck

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