Ordering Real Chili

[Strokin 3s]

Has anyone ever ordered Real Chili and had it shipped?  If so, how did you go about it?  phone, internet order?  Looked online and can't seem to find any shipping method.

[g0lden3agle]

Just talked to one of the managers for you. He said shipping is possible, just give them a call.  For reference I talked to the manager Phil who generally works at the campus chili.  Hope you get your chili!

[Strokin 3s]

Thank you!

[MUFC9295]

It comes in an envelope though.

[Skatastrophy]

It comes in an envelope though.

i lol'd

[muzzwilliams]

Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.

[muzzwilliams]

But to answer your question, I have no idea if they ship their chili.

[swoopem]

Good to know Muzz. Next time I'm in chili I'll be looking for you

[Miep Gies]

Muzz, you sound like quite the winner.  I'm guessing you've never worked foodservice. 

Having worked at Chili for a few years, I always liked calling the cops on you guys who ducked out.  Having college aged men cry to me when it is my call to have DPS call MPD was always a good night. 

I go with the Marquette special with cheese and onion

[BobWildLoyalist]

Muzz I respect your game. Miep is just angry he never got to have any fun on the weekends due to his chili responsibilities. I usually have the same procedure, only no onions. I have seen fists thrown over cracker fights and once a newspaper stand. Keep up the good work.

[mu_hilltopper]

I'll always remember the night my roommate started .. and ended his Real Chili career behind the counter. 

He came home after his first night at whatever-o'clock in the morning, and said "I quit."

[reinko]

Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.

So cool.  Do you do this after, or before?

[BobWildLoyalist]

I know those bro's

[ringout]

Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.

I loved the old days when Blondie kicked you out for thinking of throwing crackers. And we liked it like that!   You needed stealth in my day.  Was in Chili early 90's, and an all out cracker war broke out.  Nobody got tossed.  Pansies. 

[BobWildLoyalist]

My cracker throwing skills are ninja like.

[Skatastrophy]

I know those bro's

You know those bro's what?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I was banned for life.  Don't know if they'd still enforce it.

[Hards Alumni]

I was banned for life.  Don't know if they'd still enforce it.

I fully endorse Ziggy's new moniker.

[muzzwilliams]

Reinko, didn't you work at the hallstore? I bet that was exhilarating. 

[reinko]

Reinko, didn't you work at the hallstore? I bet that was exhilarating. 

Never the hall store chief. Facilities, coffee shop, tutor, admissions...

But keep being awesome bro.

[BobWildLoyalist]

Whats better: being awesome? being a bro? or cracker fights?

[swoopem]

Probably watching 2 bros duel in a cracker fight then watching it escalate to a real fight, its happened too many times. Most noteably when Muzz and Tred Blackledge got into a few years back.

[jaybilaswho?]

Excerpt from a douchebag's diary...

Getting a bowl of chili is a very unique experience for me. It carries a welcoming atmosphere right from the moment you arrive. I personally practice my own ritual everytime I indulge in a bowl of real chili. Upon arriving at 2 30 AM due to the fact that i couldn't trick any women into sleeping with me, I grab a fistful of crackers and throw them at the grizzle (the old guy who cooks the chili). Then he proceeds to yell at me while I plead with him and tell him that i won't do it again (thats a lie, i throw them right when he turns his back). Then I order a hot bowl of chili w/ spaghetti, beans, onions, cheese, and of course sour cream. I also sprinkle a little crush pepper on there for a little kick. I usually eat about half of it then start throwing crackers at the other customers (sometimes i know them, sometimes i don't) and then I start aiming for the chili pot. I always feel great when i get a handful in the chili pot, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment. At this point I realize I owe about $13 for my meal so I pull the old "go to the bathroom trick" and then sneak out while the idiot worker isn't looking. I haven't paid for a bowl of chili since sophomore year, at least from what I remember.

[Stronghold]

Whats better: being awesome? being a bro? or cracker fights?

Awesome bros cracker fighting wins

[BobWildLoyalist]

Awesome bros cracker fighting wins

EPIC