Hater's guide to Notre Dame

[warriorchick]

A Drew Magary Classic.

Hard to believe it's a decade old at this point, but still spot on:

https://deadspin.com/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame-5963736

[Shooter McGavin]

A Drew Magary Classic.

Hard to believe it's a decade old at this point, but still spot on:

https://deadspin.com/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame-5963736

Pretty funny Chick.  Can’t believe I haven’t seen that before.

[romey]

That is an absolute classic.

[Hards Alumni]

A tradition unlike any other, ND sucks.

[Dr. Blackheart]

https://twitter.com/muoverload/status/1202097926908129281?s=46&t=EPe06Af-Omz3Fy5VW-_uiQ

[warriorchick]

How do you know that a guy went to Notre Dame?

Because he will tell you within 2 minutes of meeting you.

[Dr. Blackheart]

[Galway Eagle]

Remember when their QB got catfished and genuinely thought he was dating someone online? Classic.

[tower912]

All American linebacker, not QB.

[HutchwasClutch]

Remember when their QB got catfished and genuinely thought he was dating someone online? Classic.

That was a LB, Te’o.

[warriorchick]

All American linebacker, not QB.

[warriorchick]

Fun fact:

I briefly worked for a company that, before I got there, bottled Rudy's sports drink which he used to scam investors in a pump and dump scheme:

https://deadspin.com/notre-dames-rudy-used-scrappy-undersized-sports-drink-5868859

[Galway Eagle]

ND has caused at least one young st Mary's girl to kill herself, and from negligence lead to the death of another young man.

unnatural carnal knowledge ND

[panda]

How do you know that a guy went to Notre Dame?

Because he will tell you within 2 minutes of meeting you.

Did you make that up ? Never heard it before

[warriorchick]

Did you make that up ? Never heard it before

Nope.  It's a pretty old one.

[panda]

Nope.  It's a pretty old one.

Interesting - it’s so clever I’m shocked that’s the first time I’m seeing it.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Interesting - it’s so clever I’m shocked that’s the first time I’m seeing it.

Both were on the front pages of the Chicago Tribune

[panda]

Both were on the front pages of the Chicago Tribune

Print media is dead

[Dr. Blackheart]

Print media is dead

Not according to Cheeks

[JakeBarnes]

This quote is all you need:

I hate Notre Dame for the exact same reasons I hate Tim Tebow. It’s an underperforming football entity with an irritating tribal gloss of holiness, which gets far too much acclaim and adulation when it happens to succeed

[Dickthedribbler]

I like the one Al McGuire used to tell:

When you're in a small group, how can you identify the Notre Dame grad??? He'll be the one picking his nose so he has a chance to show you his class ring.

[Daniel]

I like the one Al McGuire used to tell:

When you're in a small group, how can you identify the Notre Dame grad??? He'll be the one picking his nose so he has a chance to show you his class ring.

Yes a great Al-ism.  Love this one

[muwarrior69]

Hate UW, Hate Notre Dame; I guess the Jesuits didn't teach us much, eh?

[Shooter McGavin]

The new MU students couldn’t care less about this game except for how it hurts or helps their NCAA chances.  There is no rivalry anymore.  I don’t even think ND has a rival in basketball. MU has Wisconsin and that’s about it.  Maybe DePaul.  Conference realignment has ruined some of the fun of college basketball IMO.

[real chili 83]

They still suck

[tower912]

The new MU students couldn’t care less about this game except for how it hurts or helps their NCAA chances.  There is no rivalry anymore.  I don’t even think ND has a rival in basketball. MU has Wisconsin and that’s about it.  Maybe DePaul.  Conference realignment has ruined some of the fun of college basketball IMO.

This.   Old guy hate.

[Dr. Blackheart]

They still suck

💯

[MU82]

Fantastic, chick. Thanks for posting.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

The new MU students couldn’t care less about this game except for how it hurts or helps their NCAA chances.  There is no rivalry anymore.  I don’t even think ND has a rival in basketball. MU has Wisconsin and that’s about it.  Maybe DePaul.  Conference realignment has ruined some of the fun of college basketball IMO.

Well, they are in school to learn, aren't they?

[rocket surgeon]

I like the one Al McGuire used to tell:

When you're in a small group, how can you identify the Notre Dame grad??? He'll be the one picking his nose so he has a chance to show you his class ring.

  wtf??  that is kick-a$$ funny!! 

  i've read  book after book and i thought i've seen most of al's stuff...that"s top 5 stuff!

[lawdog77]

Another reason to hate them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoqjcAquIiQ

[Shooter McGavin]

Well, they are in school to learn, aren't they?

I agree.  It was fun.  Hopefully they keep playing year after year.  The students would learn to despise them again in a hurry with a few good games. There is benefit to both schools in my opinion. Hell at least MU travels well and can help fill their stadium every other year. 

And Chili, I agree, ND sucks.

[real chili 83]

Told my 18 year old nieces, why would you want to go to Nosepicker U?

They didn’t.

[Shooter McGavin]

Told my 18 year old nieces, why would you want to go to Nosepicker U?

They didn’t.

We live in town.  My kids have zero interest staying here to go to school as well.  Somewhere between 10-20 kids from their high school go to ND every year.  There is a path.  They just don’t want to walk down it. 

[Dr. Blackheart]

We live in town.  My kids have zero interest staying here to go to school as well.  Somewhere between 10-20 kids from their high school go to ND every year.  There is a path.  They just don’t want to walk down it.

Curious, how is it living in Hell?  Asking for a friend.

[real chili 83]

We live in town.  My kids have zero interest staying here to go to school as well.  Somewhere between 10-20 kids from their high school go to ND every year.  There is a path.  They just don’t want to walk down it.

Marian?

[Shooter McGavin]

Curious, how is it living in Hell?  Asking for a friend.

Ha!  Not too bad Dr. B.  Never thought I’d like it but the low cost of living is incredible combined with the proximity to major cities.  The amount of property you can get out here for relatively cheap is incredible.  Been here 15 years and haven’t looked back.  Well run state. 

[Shooter McGavin]

Marian?

St Joe.  Many of our friends kids go to Marian.  Two good Catholic Schools to choose from in my opinion.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Marian?

🌶️ legacy

[real chili 83]

St Joe.  Many of our friends kids go to Marian.  Two good Catholic Schools to choose from in my opinion.

St Joe Injuns, eh?  West side.

Parish?

Go Knights.

[4everwarriors]

Crean sucks

[real chili 83]

Digger sucks.

Hard to believe they took a pass on Rick, after the crap Digger put them through.

[MU82]

Digger sucks.

Hard to believe they took a pass on Rick, after the crap Digger put them through.

What did Digger put them through?

[Shooter McGavin]

St Joe Injuns, eh?  West side.

Parish?

Go Knights.

They are going to change the nickname. Should be done within the year. 

Pius.  You?

[real chili 83]

What did Digger put them through?

To start with….

http://kentsterling.com/2014/04/08/digger-phelps-out-at-espn-addition-by-subtraction-in-bristol/

[real chili 83]

They are going to change the nickname. Should be done within the year. 

Pius.  You?

St. Monica

[Shooter McGavin]

St. Monica

Nice!  Been there a ton.  Lots of basketball games. 

[real chili 83]

The gym is where we had recess back in the day. Tore up my first communion pants on that lot. Lol.

[MU82]

To start with….

http://kentsterling.com/2014/04/08/digger-phelps-out-at-espn-addition-by-subtraction-in-bristol/

Oh, I thought you were saying Digger put ND through something awful. And maybe he did. But this article about him being a crappy broadcaster and dope while with ESPN mentions nothing of the sort.

I'm not trying to play gotcha, chili. I seriously don't have any inside info on what Digger did or didn't put ND through. If it's juicy, though, I'd sure like to hear it.

[The Lens]

IMO the ND Rivalry has been killed by NIL and the Portal.  It’s nowhere near what it used to be before kids were too busy doing ads for burger places or transferring to Pitt, Cuse, UNC or Duke.

Al’s guys never did ads for money and they never transferred to ACC schools.  And that’s why we hated Digger more then.

The NIL has ruined everything. And the Portal.  And NIL.

[panda]

IMO the ND Rivalry has been killed by NIL and the Portal.  It’s nowhere near what it used to be before kids were too busy doing ads for burger places or transferring to Pitt, Cuse, UNC or Duke.

Al’s guys never did ads for money and they never transferred to ACC schools.  And that’s why we hated Digger more then.

The NIL has ruined everything. And the Portal.  And NIL.

All very legitimate concerns. Especially relevant since mu and nd haven’t played each other in years.