What?!? Groping in Mequon is illegal???

[Benny B]

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/lawyer-arrested-on-report-of-assaulting-golf-course-beer-car-attendant-b99568781z1-323937431.html

What is this world coming to when old, rich, connected lawyers can't even put their hands down coed's pants anymore?

Oh, and by the way, $500 might have been a decent payoff back in the day when Judge Smails was running things, but the going rate is much higher today.

[Benny B]

Wow.... this keeps getting better and better.  Looks like all the old guys from the RC might have to find someplace else to get to second base (f/k/a third base, evidently).

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/lawyer-accused-of-molesting-cart-attendant-crafted-clubs-settlement-offer-b99570034z1-324242131.html

[MUsoxfan]

Wow.... this keeps getting better and better.  Looks like all the old guys from the RC might have to find someplace else to get to second base (f/k/a third base, evidently).

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/lawyer-accused-of-molesting-cart-attendant-crafted-clubs-settlement-offer-b99570034z1-324242131.html

I worked in that business for 20 years. Let's just say I'm less than surprised

[4everwarriors]

Thought Crean moved from The Quon, ai na?

[Benny B]

I worked in that business for 20 years. Let's just say I'm less than surprised

The gropin' business or the lawyerin' business?