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Bear hunting season just ended but archery upcoming.
Western UP. Probably came through Minnesota and Wisconsin
Bear tacos. Nummy
Hey. We don't make fun of Bears here, unless they play football.
Now that was funny!
Officials want to capture the bear before poachers do.
By himself/herself on a trek? This is crazy unusual Tower. He/She needs to be relocated to the Great Bear Rainforest ASAP.
If actual Bears could be taught how to play football they would never lose.
Send it to Martha’s Vineyard!
What if they were black bears and they were playing a team of silverback gorillas who had been taught to play football?
The bear is white.
That's a really tough one. If they were Polar Bears or Kodiak's they would have an enormous size advantage. Plus Polar Bears can lift like 1000 lbs. That said Silverbacks probably could understand the game far more quickly. Either way I'd take my chances if I replaced NFL lineman on both sides with either of these animals. Keep in mind Polar Bears can be 11 feet tall and weigh 1800 lbs. They would maul 300+ NFL players like the average human could a toddler.
There is a reason I specified black bears...
Fair enough. That's an extremely difficult question. Let me think about this for a while.....the Silverback could have the edge.
Animals are too stupid to play sports