Kolek planning to go pro
Talk about doom. How did that get there? She has NO idea.
Please. They are way, way more stories about men with weird stuff in their orifices."Wow, I must have accidentally sat on that corn cob..."
Millennials dooming us:https://www.complex.com/life/2017/08/hooters-shutting-down-because-millennials-arent-that-into-boobs
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before. Ebola totally let me down two years ago.
7-degree rise in global temperatures by 2100https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-administration-sees-a-7-degree-rise-in-global-temperatures-by-2100/2018/09/27/b9c6fada-bb45-11e8-bdc0-90f81cc58c5d_story.htmlLast month, deep in a 500-page environmental impact statement, the Trump administration made a startling assumption: On its current course, the planet will warm a disastrous 7 degrees by the end of this century.A rise of 7 degrees Fahrenheit, or about 4 degrees Celsius, compared with preindustrial levels would be catastrophic, according to scientists. Many coral reefs would dissolve in increasingly acidic oceans. Parts of Manhattan and Miami would be underwater without costly coastal defenses. Extreme heat waves would routinely smother large parts of the globe.
Holy mother of god, there are only two Arby's on Manhattan. They need 100, and I'm the man to bring that to them.Who's with me?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/energy-environment/2018/10/08/world-has-only-years-get-climate-change-under-control-un-scientists-say/?utm_term=.6b04a7b1d77210-12 years left. Smoke 'em if you got em.
I find most of the doom topics pretty amusing. This one...not so much.Let's face it, there is zero percent chance the world collectively pulls its sh!t together and decreases greenhouse gases by 45%. Zero. We're going to have to figure out a not-prohibitively-expensive way to suck the gases out of the air and sequester them, and even then we are probably f'd because the ocean will have become a huge heat sink.
It's been 10 years for 40-50 years. We'll be fine.
Now there's a man who had his Arby's today.
The little swimmers ain't swimming like they used to. Result: Human Extinctionhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/human-race-faces-extinction-male-13380219
It's been 10 years for 40-50 years. We'll be fine. "The Earth takes care of itself"- George Carlin
Kinda doomish.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/us-life-expectancy-declines-again-a-dismal-trend-not-seen-since-world-war-i/2018/11/28/ae58bc8c-f28c-11e8-bc79-68604ed88993_story.htmlSome light reading as you're enjoying your morning Arby's and Oxy shake