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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: brewcity77 on March 23, 2020, 07:58:36 AM

Title: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: brewcity77 on March 23, 2020, 07:58:36 AM
Do you think you know the game better than Wojo? Do you have more to bring than this current staff? Are you fed up with results and know you could do better? Well here's your chance!!!

https://employment.marquette.edu/postings/13143

You can apply to be Marquette's next assistant coach, replacing Stan. Maybe you'll be in line to replace Wojo in a year or two so you can really take Marquette to the next level.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: 🏀 on March 23, 2020, 08:22:34 AM
Can elonsmusk use all of his previous user names as references?
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on March 23, 2020, 08:26:03 AM
Can elonsmusk use all of his previous user names as references?


That was funny.

Can he upload videos of him dunking at Helfaer?
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: WarriorDad on March 23, 2020, 08:28:03 AM
John Dawson would be an ideal candidate
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: Pakuni on March 23, 2020, 08:29:52 AM
Can elonsmusk use all of his previous user names as references?

Wojo would be too intimidated by Elon's superior hoops knowledge (and storied playing career) to ever hire him.
Herman's ability to spot an ideal neck structure would be a real asset to the staff, though.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: 🏀 on March 23, 2020, 08:41:45 AM

That was funny.

Can he upload videos of him dunking at Helfaer?

Jordan Howard can splice them together into a hype video.


Wojo would be too intimidated by Elon's superior hoops knowledge (and storied playing career) to ever hire him.
Herman's ability to spot an ideal neck structure would be a real asset to the staff, though.

Wojo can't dunk, elon would be the alpha from day one.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: BCHoopster on March 23, 2020, 09:09:30 AM
So if your Jewish, ie. Ernie Gruenfeld, can not apply because he is not catholic? Really
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on March 23, 2020, 09:16:47 AM
So if your Jewish, ie. Ernie Gruenfeld, can not apply because he is not catholic? Really


That's not what it says.  At all.

"Must possess values compatible with and supportive of Marquette’s mission as a culturally diverse, Catholic, Jesuit University."
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: MikeDeanesDarkGlasses on March 23, 2020, 09:23:10 AM

That's not what it says.  At all.

"Must possess values compatible with and supportive of Marquette’s mission as a culturally diverse, Catholic, Jesuit University."

Basically the same thing as marrying a hot jewish chick, converting to Judaism to make pops in law happy, and then busting out the Xmas tree on Black Friday.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on March 23, 2020, 09:25:56 AM
Basically the same thing as marrying a hot jewish chick, converting to Judaism to make pops in law happy, and then busting out the Xmas tree on Black Friday.


You really should stop posting.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: wadesworld on March 23, 2020, 09:28:14 AM
Can elonsmusk use all of his previous user names as references?

You win.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: wadesworld on March 23, 2020, 09:31:01 AM

You really should stop posting.

+1.

I'm just here to see all the nojoers lose their minds over the fact that Wojo isn't picking his assistant coach, he's going through resumes and finding the most qualified sight unseen.

Then when a projoer points out you are required to post the job opening, they'll just shift the goalposts and claim projoers can't stay on topic.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: Elonsmusk on March 23, 2020, 11:45:39 AM
You win.

Yeah.  That was super funny!  This thread is like a who's who, of who got it all wrong, repeatedly, about Boy Wonder Wojo - aside from Brew and MikeDeanesDarkGlasses.  We are only missing Billy Hoyle and MU82!


Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: WarriorDad on March 23, 2020, 12:36:24 PM
Yeah.  That was super funny!  This thread is like a who's who, of who got it all wrong, repeatedly, about Boy Wonder Wojo - aside from Brew and MikeDeanesDarkGlasses.  We are only missing Billy Hoyle and MU82!

Those that said MU would make it back to the NCAA tournament this year (we would have) got it wrong?  How so?

There are a couple of members here calling for Wojo’s head when those same members also predicted we would not even make the NIT this season.  He exceeded their own incorrect predictions.
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on March 23, 2020, 12:39:57 PM
Those that said MU would make it back to the NCAA tournament this year (we would have) got it wrong?  How so?

There are a couple of members here calling for Wojo’s head when those same members also predicted we would not even make the NIT this season.  He exceeded their own incorrect predictions.
Just can't stay away, huh Chicos?
Title: Re: Calling Scoop Basketball Experts!
Post by: We R Final Four on March 23, 2020, 01:32:41 PM
That post was more Chico’s-like than Chico’s posts.