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Author Topic: Who's got a good joke I can use tonight  (Read 59891 times)

rocket surgeon

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Re: Who's got a good joke I can use tonight
« Reply #225 on: February 25, 2023, 12:42:04 PM »
telling my doctor that i wanted a vasectomy-he saw whoa there, that's a pretty important decision you're making here...have you talked it over with your wife and kids?

  i told him yes, they are in favor 17-2
don't...don't don't don't don't

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Re: Who's got a good joke I can use tonight
« Reply #226 on: October 05, 2023, 10:42:49 AM »
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "Umm..."

Man: "Allright, how much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."

 

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