The Ultimate MUScooper

[Wojo'sMojo]

MikeDeanesDarkGlasses is posting at extraordinary levels since joining the board, to the tune of 47 per day on average. Will he be able to keep up this frenetic pace and reach Chicos, or will he slowly scale back? 

[The Process]

He's jacking up the posts like Creighton jacks up the 3

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

PRESS RELEASE

Saturday, April 5th

Chico has accomplished great things on this board and is a staple of the MUScoop community.  To pass him one day, would be quite an endeavor.  While the pace of posting has been quite frenetic of late, I cannot comment on the future.  Nothing is written.  To me, it isn't the quantity of posts, but the quality of conversation.  What can be determined, though, is that if this strong community continues to post great topics, I will do my best to provide as much unique commentary, humor, and analytical insight as possible.  In essence, the more you give, the more I will be inspired to do my utmost to return. 

Thank you to the creators of MUScoop.com for doing an excellent job, in creating an environment that promotes community, fairness, and the ability to voice opinion.  I have enjoyed my time here, thus far, and will continue to give a non-conformist viewpoint.

Much Gratitude to You All, for Having Me in Your Home,

Mike Deane's Dark Glasses   


The future of the MU program looks bright.......

[keefe]

Lose a Sultan and Brew City but gain a Dino? Team Scoop comes out ahead. Chalk one up for the good guys!

[keefe]

[muhoops1]

Great thread.  I'm guessing by the end of next week.

[77ncaachamps]

Jeez. Well THAT clears things up: Mike Deane isn't a vampire.


Someone needs to create the ID TheUltimateMUScooper and takeover this thread angrily.

[damuts222]

MikeDeanesdarkglasses is a vampire with 50 posts a day.  Put down the Mountain Dew code red, take a shower and back away from the Scoop for a bit. 

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

MikeDeanesdarkglasses is a vampire with 50 posts a day.  Put down the Mountain Dew code red, take a shower and back away from the Scoop for a bit. 

The Deane sits behind an antique, 1930's Mahogany desk, sipping on the wine stocks of pillaged foes, while constructing posts.  Please pardon me, as I must take a break.  I'm going to go outside and enjoy the sun, while I smoke my vintage, briar pipe.  Perhaps I shall ponder my next move.  Carry on, my fellow posters.


Ciao,

MDDG

[ChicosBailBonds]

I am MikeDeanesDarkGlasses

[77ncaachamps]

The Deane sits behind an antique, 1930's Mahogany desk, sipping on the wine stocks of pillaged foes, while constructing posts.  Please pardon me, as I must take a break.  I'm going to go outside and enjoy the sun, while I smoke my vintage, briar pipe.  Perhaps I shall ponder my next move.  Carry on, my fellow posters.


Ciao,

MDDG

AMDG: A Mike Deane's (Dark) Glasses production

[keefe]

[marquette09]

I don't think I can recall a more impressive debut in my years on Scoop.  Dude will have more posts in ten days then I have in eight years, impressive.  

[tower912]

The only way for MDDG to catch Chico is for the bailbondsman to get another year+ ban.     And then to keep posting at 50 a day. 

[keefe]

Dude will have more posts in ten days then I have in eight years, impressive.  

Life is all about setting priorities, 09, it's all about priorities

[Avenue Commons]

Life is all about setting priorities, 09, it's all about priorities

And execution. A goal without a plan is just a wish.

[LloydMooresLegs]

I am MikeDeanesDarkGlasses

Now that's funny. Well played.  I was peeved at you for not admitting that you were wrong about the distance JJJ travels home, but this makes up for it!

[noblewarrior]

take a break and enjoy the perks.

[Goose]

Laughed out loud when I saw this thread. I am in middle of China and time zone pretty much  the opposite of home and I have been watching MDG light up the posts at very strange hours. He is rapidly becoming a crowd favorite.

[Newsdreams]

Great thread.  I'm guessing by the end of next week.

Wouldn't we have to add the hoopaloop posts to Chico's?

[Coleman]

The only way for MDDG to catch Chico is for the bailbondsman to get another year+ ban.     And then to keep posting at 50 a day. 

Both are likely

[Dawson Rental]

The Deane sits behind an antique, 1930's Mahogany desk, sipping on the wine stocks of pillaged foes, while constructing posts.  Please pardon me, as I must take a break.  I'm going to go outside and enjoy the sun, while I smoke my vintage, briar pipe.  Perhaps I shall ponder my next move.  Carry on, my fellow posters.


Ciao,

MDDG

"sipping on the wine stocks of pillaged foes,"

There's a story there, and I'd love to hear it.

p.s.  I voted three months, I believe in you, sir!

[Dawson Rental]

I am MikeDeanesDarkGlasses

Maybe my biggest scoop LMAO.

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

I am MikeDeanesDarkGlasses

They say fame begins the moment someone impersonates you. 

[Dawson Rental]

take a break and enjoy the perks.

Show some initiative, beat MDDGs to four digits!

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

Show some initiative, beat MDDGs to four digits!

Chico..... your activity level tonight is off the charts.  Did this post light a fire under your arse? 

[willie warrior]

The only way for MDDG to catch Chico is for the bailbondsman to get another year+ ban.     And then to keep posting at 50 a day. 

Glasses will never catch Chicos unless his employer provided him with 3 laptops and unlimited break time for posting/surfing, like Chico's employer does. The man has an incredible posting record.

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

Glasses will never catch Chicos unless his employer provided him with 3 laptops and unlimited break time for posting/surfing, like Chico's employer does. The man has an incredible posting record.

My goal isn't to catch to Chicos.  The goal is to bring a new era to MuScoop and inspire thousands. 

[Coleman]

My goal isn't to catch to Chicos.  The goal is to bring a new era to MuScoop and inspire thousands.  

Seriously though, where did you come from? Were you on another board, Scooper with a different name?

No newbie to message boards just shows up and fires off 500 posts in a week

[MikeDeanesDarkGlasses]

Seriously though, where did you come from? We're you on another board, Scooper with a different name?

No newbie to message boards just shows up and fires off 500 posts in a week

I was never another poster.  Before, I would go on MUScoop to peruse the threads for a little bit, but I never signed up.  I went on it, maybe 5 times or so.  Once Buzz went to VaTech, I decided I'd give it a try and see if there was any inside information.  Well, that turned into a circus, and I enjoyed some of the speculation of the more intelligent posters.  You could say, I got sucked in at that point.  As far as number of posts go.... there's no way I will keep up this pace, especially when summer hits and there's little to talk MU, about.  Chico can have the post title.  I'd rather focus on getting better player intro music, generating some hilarious meme's, developing the storyline of the bar for MU coaches, and pointing holes in the arguments raised by people on here who I can tell have never played or coached the game.  In other words, I was pretty passionate about MU not hiring Cuonzo Martin.  That hire would have set us back as a program for several years.  I did my damnedest to point out why that was a bad hire, hoping there was a small chance someone of MU importance would see it and inspire them to question that potential move. 

[Eldon]

My goal isn't to catch to Chicos.  The goal is to bring a new era to MuScoop and inspire thousands. 

This is good. You're alright in my book Deane, you're alright.

[keefe]

No newbie to message boards just shows up and fires off 500 posts in a week

Bleuteaux

Smokin' Joe Charboneau

[Eldon]

Kudos to those who predicted this at the outset.  I've been away for the entire summer so I'm out of the loop.  What ever happened to Glasses, aka MDDG?

[4everwarriors]

Kudos to those who predicted this at the outset.  I've been away for the entire summer so I'm out of the loop.  What ever happened to Glasses, aka MDDG?

Jail?

[PBRme]

There are scoopers that don't have glasses on ignore. 

[Warrior Code]

I am MikeDeanesDarkGlasses

We are all MikeDeanesDarkGlasses.

[bilsu]

You need an I do not care category for me to vote.

[mu03eng]

Icarus is MikeDeanesDarkGlasses

[mosarsour]

I am MikeDeanesDarkGlasses

Can't wait for the big reveal...I hope it goes something like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

[Dawson Rental]

You need an I do not care category for me to vote.

nm

[Fullodds]

MDDG was Todd Mayo.  Duh.