🛸 👽 Hearing Tomorrow

[MuggsyB]

How concerned is everybody?

[Uncle Rico]

How concerned is everybody?

Greatly.  Unless aliens are investing in bulk gold coins or Twitter or espn or cities, in which case, they won’t have the financial wherewithal to be a problem

[NCMUFan]

So better for people to remain in blissful ignorance?

[Jay Bee]

Rick Pitino is an alien, sent to save St John’s

MU 82’s testimony Re: getting probed will be interesting

[MuggsyB]

Will I be zapped and taken?  Can you get MU hoops on Mars or other areas in space?

[Uncle Rico]

Will I be zapped and taken?  Can you get MU hoops on Mars or other areas in space?

Aliens aren’t mentioned in the Bible, so case closed.  I wouldn’t worry if I were you

[MU82]

MU 82’s testimony Re: getting probed will be interesting

Had my colonoscopy recently and got a passing grade. Your obsession with the nether regions of your fellow Scoopers is odd, but thanks for caring about my health.

[tower912]

How concerned is everybody?

Not.

[lawdog77]

Aliens aren’t mentioned in the Bible, so case closed.  I wouldn’t worry if I were you

You might want to read Ezekiel 1

[MuggsyB]

Not.

Okay.  What about the alleged eyewitness accounts? 

[Uncle Rico]

You might want to read Ezekiel 1

I assumed that was about a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

We think too much of ourselves.

If there are aliens with the capabilities of interstellar travel out there, they really have nothing to gain from dealing with us outside of scientific curiosity. We are a relatively unspectacular species living on a dinky, out of the way planet. It's like one of us walking by an anthill.

[Jay Bee]

The most in demand course on many other planets is Scoop 101: Freaks of the Earth

[lawdog77]

We think too much of ourselves.

If there are aliens with the capabilities of interstellar travel out there, they really have nothing to gain from dealing with us outside of scientific curiosity. We are a relatively unspectacular species living on a dinky, out of the way planet. It's like one of us walking by an anthill.

Is there/was there life outside our planet? I would think yes. Have they contacted us? I would think now. Just basing that on math and odds. How old is our universe? How old are others? Humans time on earth is just a blink of an eye compared to the age of the universe. Think of other solar systems/galaxies and how old they are, and how long a species would be around. Then them finding us during that blink of an eye, if their "blink of an eye" is the same time.

[pbiflyer]

We think too much of ourselves.

If there are aliens with the capabilities of interstellar travel out there, they really have nothing to gain from dealing with us outside of scientific curiosity. We are a relatively unspectacular species living on a dinky, out of the way planet. It's like one of us walking by an anthill.

Aliens are doomed.

[tower912]

Okay.  What about the alleged eyewitness accounts?

They go back as far as recorded history.   

[MuggsyB]

Aliens are doomed.

But what if they have say silent zoomability and a full fledged arsenal designed to introduce humans to immediate darkness?  Reminiscent of a snowy owl vs a lemming?  Are we already in trouble?   

[withoutbias]

We're phucked.

[pbiflyer]

They go back as far as recorded history.

I heard that based on eye witness accounts big foot will be there. Nessie too.

[tower912]

I envision a Douglas Adams scenario.    Dolphins are aliens, have been training humans for millenia, and now that our narcissism and greed have the oceans unliveable...

So long and thanks for the fish.

The otter uprising is foreshadowing.

[Jockey]

Considering that it took 70,000 years to get here (assuming it was from the nearest solar system), they probably just want to rest - at least until they get hungry.

Hopefully, we’re not too tasty.

[Uncle Rico]

Considering that it took 70,000 years to get here (assuming it was from the nearest solar system), they probably just want to rest - at least until they get hungry.

Hopefully, we’re not too tasty.

I bet they don’t eat people that take Ivermectin

[MuggsyB]

Considering that it took 70,000 years to get here (assuming it was from the nearest solar system), they probably just want to rest - at least until they get hungry.

Hopefully, we’re not too tasty.

Maybe they have thanks for playing technology?  I'm not saying they're violent but yes, they could be famished.  Anything is possible. 

[NCMUFan]

If aliens are here, they would be so far more advanced than us that we would look extremely pitiful.
The only question for the aliens is why they would be wanting to waste their time here.

[MuggsyB]

If aliens are here, they would be so far more advanced than us that we would look extremely pitiful.
The only question for the aliens is why they would be wanting to waste their time here.

Just for shhhiiittees and grins??  Do we have any options or is it over?  Can they be reasoned with in some capacity?