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Title: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on February 10, 2023, 04:50:41 PM
I think The Post must be attracting a lot of  viewers from MU Scoop.

They have made things helpful for those of us intrigued by Animal Justice by automatically updating known animal attacks as they occur. There are so many we need to keep track of . This handy feature is quite helpful.

https://nypost.com/tag/animal-attacks/

Speaking of Animal Justice ,Yesterday a bloodthirsty leopard attacked a court house in India . The Post sites Claw and Order.

The leopard was captured and will be released into the wild .
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on September 26, 2023, 10:15:36 AM
Dogs attack owner

https://nypost.com/2023/09/20/woman-posted-loving-messages-to-her-2-dogs-online-before-they-viciously-attacked-her/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: wadesworld on September 26, 2023, 12:01:22 PM
Shall we take down all windmills to save the whales?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 26, 2023, 12:35:42 PM
You should see all the beached whales in west Texas. Inexcusable!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Jay Bee on September 26, 2023, 05:01:50 PM
Secret service agent bitten once again.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: NCMUFan on September 26, 2023, 06:41:56 PM
Shall we take down all windmills to save the whales?
Wind turbines.  Nothing is being milled.
Watched this Irish drama called Southwesterlies.
Their community was going to get a wind farm.  The fisherman opposed it because they said the infrasound would scare the fish off.
Had to see if the drama was correct and sure enough, the wind turbine infrasound seriously mess with the fish senses. 
Soooo, guess it is all a matter of the technology having various shades of green.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 26, 2023, 07:13:31 PM
https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2023/09/26/100-pound-mountain-lion-shot-killed-on-golf-course/

I knew that Tigers and Golden Bears prowled golf courses.    Mountain Lions on golf course during girls junior tournaments is new.    Maybe it was a creeper mountain lion.   
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on September 26, 2023, 07:35:56 PM
Secret service agent bitten once again.

11 reported bites.

And that's not counting the dog.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Jay Bee on September 26, 2023, 08:00:03 PM
11 reported bites.

And that's not counting the dog.

Lots of poop all over the carpets and in the master bed, as well
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 26, 2023, 08:16:47 PM
https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2023/09/26/100-pound-mountain-lion-shot-killed-on-golf-course/

I knew that Tigers and Golden Bears prowled golf courses.    Mountain Lions on golf course during girls junior tournaments is new.    Maybe it was a creeper mountain lion.

Rather odd Mountain Lions would be in Nebraska.  It sounds like they had no idea what to do.  Very sad. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on September 26, 2023, 08:34:48 PM
Sounds like they knew exactly what to do.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on September 26, 2023, 08:37:36 PM
Caution, this is very graphic.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1709298219538250?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=jaSYs6
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: wadesworld on September 26, 2023, 08:44:03 PM
Wind turbines.  Nothing is being milled.
Watched this Irish drama called Southwesterlies.
Their community was going to get a wind farm.  The fisherman opposed it because they said the infrasound would scare the fish off.
Had to see if the drama was correct and sure enough, the wind turbine infrasound seriously mess with the fish senses. 
Soooo, guess it is all a matter of the technology having various shades of green.

Just reporting what our presidential candidate told the world.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 26, 2023, 09:00:36 PM
Secret service agent bitten once again.

Crazy stuff. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on September 27, 2023, 06:14:37 AM
I blame Jeb Bush for all the Middle East entanglements he dragged the US into.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: JWags85 on September 27, 2023, 10:34:47 AM
Rather odd Mountain Lions would be in Nebraska.  It sounds like they had no idea what to do.  Very sad.

I don’t think that’s remotely odd. Plenty of mountain lions in Wyoming, Colorado, and the Dakotas.  And the Nebraska town in question is right on the SD border.  Not like it was roaming the Omaha suburbs.

Unfortunate cause mountain lions are awesome, but far less odd than when one found its way into the Milwaukee suburbs a few times over the last 25 years
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on September 30, 2023, 12:35:41 PM
Hippos are fierce. Another gory animal attack.

https://x.com/fasc1nate/status/1708163326033760540?s=61&t=jsIZllSIAp6Fe-FmvZNVnw
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 30, 2023, 04:07:14 PM
Hippos are fierce. Another gory animal attack.

https://x.com/fasc1nate/status/1708163326033760540?s=61&t=jsIZllSIAp6Fe-FmvZNVnw

Hippos are not to be trifled with pbi.  This youngster is just practicing for potential enemies down the road.  :)
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on September 30, 2023, 07:51:50 PM
Hippos are not to be trifled with pbi.  This youngster is just practicing for potential enemies down the road.  :)

yeah, seriously. We got a back tour of the Honolulu Zoo. We got to pet a rhino, be face to face with lions, when it came time to see the hippos, we quietly crept up to their pen in groups of 2 at a time.
They were adorable but the vet zoo was adamant that they were the most dangerous animals in the zoo. He made sure we were absolutely silent the entire time.
Orangutans were a close second in his list of danger. We were allowed to be far closer to the lions, tigers, bears and elephants than orangutans.
BTW for those going to the tournament, if you go to the Honolulu zoo, sit on the bench dedicated to Kruger near the rhino exhibit. He was a helluva rhino. Friendly and playful. Would come over to see you if you knew his name.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on September 30, 2023, 09:46:29 PM
yeah, seriously. We got a back tour of the Honolulu Zoo. We got to pet a rhino, be face to face with lions, when it came time to see the hippos, we quietly crept up to their pen in groups of 2 at a time.
They were adorable but the vet zoo was adamant that they were the most dangerous animals in the zoo. He made sure we were absolutely silent the entire time.
Orangutans were a close second in his list of danger. We were allowed to be far closer to the lions, tigers, bears and elephants than orangutans.
BTW for those going to the tournament, if you go to the Honolulu zoo, sit on the bench dedicated to Kruger near the rhino exhibit. He was a helluva rhino. Friendly and playful. Would come over to see you if you knew his name.

Ty for this info pbi.  Rhinos are among the coolest animals on the planet.  And definitely underappreciated.  Baby Rhinos behave exactly like puppies when they are orphaned and under loving human care.  They and elephants have wrongfully suffered and it's beyond unacceptable. 

Now they do have poor eyesight so occasionally they take out a truck that scares them but in general they are calm, cool, and collective.  When they are panic mode they are living tanks as they can run 35 mph at 4000 lbs, but truthfully they are not vindictive.  If they were they would smash villages regularly with immense force and power.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 01, 2023, 08:55:49 AM
Hippos are not to be trifled with pbi.  This youngster is just practicing for potential enemies down the road.  :)

Some real weak sauce from this hippo.

https://youtu.be/0K2WCyRtj04
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 01, 2023, 09:17:21 AM
Komodo dragons are bad…

https://youtu.be/g-MxZmLGMg8

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on October 01, 2023, 09:28:32 AM
Ty for this info pbi.  Rhinos are among the coolest animals on the planet.  And definitely underappreciated.  Baby Rhinos behave exactly like puppies when they are orphaned and under loving human care.  They and elephants have wrongfully suffered and it's beyond unacceptable. 

Now they do have poor eyesight so occasionally they take out a truck that scares them but in general they are calm, cool, and collective.  When they are panic mode they are living tanks as they can run 35 mph at 4000 lbs, but truthfully they are not vindictive.  If they were they would smash villages regularly with immense force and power.

In your opinion, which animals are not amongst the coolest animals on the planet. It seems like, to you, everything that is not a human is "one of the coolest."
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on October 01, 2023, 09:58:46 AM
In your opinion, which animals are not amongst the coolest animals on the planet. It seems like, to you, everything that is not a human is "one of the coolest."

Pretty sure we can all agree that badgers are not cool.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 10:11:19 AM
Some real weak sauce from this hippo.

https://youtu.be/0K2WCyRtj04

I don't think that hippo was okay before the confrontation. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 10:12:44 AM
In your opinion, which animals are not amongst the coolest animals on the planet. It seems like, to you, everything that is not a human is "one of the coolest."

It's a lengthy list forgetful.  I will admit humans are not on it. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: forgetful on October 01, 2023, 10:34:25 AM
It's a lengthy list forgetful.  I will admit humans are not on it.

No worries. Just seemed like you find all animals amazing. They generally are. Personally, if I am looking at uniqueness, craziness, and coolness, the plant world wins.

That's why I eat meat. Save the cool plants.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 01, 2023, 12:56:44 PM
No worries. Just seemed like you find all animals amazing. They generally are. Personally, if I am looking at uniqueness, craziness, and coolness, the plant world wins.

That's why I eat meat. Save the cool plants.

The plant world is truly amazing as well.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on October 01, 2023, 05:33:40 PM
The plant world is truly amazing as well.
Canadian thistle sucks
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Boozemon Barro on October 01, 2023, 06:23:13 PM
I don’t think that’s remotely odd. Plenty of mountain lions in Wyoming, Colorado, and the Dakotas.  And the Nebraska town in question is right on the SD border.  Not like it was roaming the Omaha suburbs.

Unfortunate cause mountain lions are awesome, but far less odd than when one found its way into the Milwaukee suburbs a few times over the last 25 years

There's mountain lions everywhere in Nebraska. Have had several sightings of one in west Omaha this summer. The more the merrier as far as I'm concerned. The less idiot deer trying to kill themselves by jumping in front of my car the better.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on October 01, 2023, 06:30:40 PM
There's mountain lions everywhere in Nebraska. Have had several sightings of one in west Omaha this summer. The more the merrier as far as I'm concerned. The less idiot deer trying to kill themselves by jumping in front of my car the better.

There are sightings every year in Wisconsin, mostly in the southwest part of the sate. The DNR insists they aren't breeding here but not everyone believes that.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Boozemon Barro on October 01, 2023, 06:50:51 PM
There are sightings every year in Wisconsin, mostly in the southwest part of the sate. The DNR insists they aren't breeding here but not everyone believes that.

Yeah their natural range includes all of the lower 48 states and their populations were hunted to extinction in most of the eastern states. Would makes sense they'd slowly move east since they're territorial and are capable of traversing long distances. There's plenty of deer for them to eat that's for damn sure.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on October 01, 2023, 09:32:21 PM
Yeah their natural range includes all of the lower 48 states and their populations were hunted to extinction in most of the eastern states. Would makes sense they'd slowly move east since they're territorial and are capable of traversing long distances. There's plenty of deer for them to eat that's for damn sure.
I am Pro Mountain Lion
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 02, 2023, 06:59:14 AM
Croc v cheetah. Who are you rooting for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2OuOobBV8
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 02, 2023, 07:06:29 AM
Croc v cheetah. Who are you rooting for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2OuOobBV8

https://youtu.be/M2Lw9SaDkN8?si=lwdUDfro7-4EQQkS
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 02, 2023, 07:29:13 AM
Croc v cheetah. Who are you rooting for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2OuOobBV8

This can happen as nature can be cruel.  Unfortunately this cheetah was not aware of its surroundings. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: tower912 on October 02, 2023, 02:03:39 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/grizzly-bear-kills-couple-dog-105555510.html

Grizzly kills couple and their dog.    Thoughts and prayers to the grizzly. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on October 02, 2023, 04:27:48 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/grizzly-bear-kills-couple-dog-105555510.html

Grizzly kills couple and their dog.    Thoughts and prayers to the grizzly.

Agree, but thoughts and prayers for the dog also. Its owners are to blame for bringing it with them. And the couple? They had it coming.

Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on October 02, 2023, 04:59:38 PM
The Banff Bears have had some issues apparently.  I don't appreciate being mocked.   Every incident is different and should be analyzed appropriately.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on October 02, 2023, 05:25:51 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/grizzly-bear-kills-couple-dog-105555510.html

Grizzly kills couple and their dog.    Thoughts and prayers to the grizzly.
More Details
https://nypost.com/2023/10/02/grizzly-bear-attacks-kills-couple-and-their-dog-at-canadas-banff-national-park/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: real chili 83 on October 02, 2023, 06:46:18 PM
Bear sausage is pretty good
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: pbiflyer on October 03, 2023, 06:37:35 AM
I like bear cheese soup.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 05, 2024, 12:55:34 PM
Ouch.

A California man has lawyered up and is considering a lawsuit after being stung in the testicles by a scorpion that crawled into bed with him at a luxury Las Vegas Strip resort.


https://www.thedailybeast.com/scorpion-stings-traumatized-las-vegas-hotel-guest-in-the-testicles?ref=home?ref=home
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 05, 2024, 02:04:59 PM
Ouch.

A California man has lawyered up and is considering a lawsuit after being stung in the testicles by a scorpion that crawled into bed with him at a luxury Las Vegas Strip resort.


https://www.thedailybeast.com/scorpion-stings-traumatized-las-vegas-hotel-guest-in-the-testicles?ref=home?ref=home

Many years ago, a story got out of a hospital ER about a guy who came in with a clawed and bitten Mr. Johnson. Asked how it happened, he said he was watching TV naked, and his bored cat suddenly attacked Mr. Johnson. Muggsy would probably say the guy provoked the cat.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 05, 2024, 10:25:44 PM
Many years ago, a story got out of a hospital ER about a guy who came in with a clawed and bitten Mr. Johnson. Asked how it happened, he said he was watching TV naked, and his bored cat suddenly attacked Mr. Johnson. Muggsy would probably say the guy provoked the cat.

The cat wasn't at fault in any possible scenario. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocket surgeon on March 06, 2024, 05:22:22 AM
I have told reeeko multiple times eating peanut butter while watching TV with your kitty cat is dangerous
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 06, 2024, 06:35:43 AM
The cat wasn't at fault in any possible scenario.

 ;D  Hook. line, and sinker. SO easy!!
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 06, 2024, 12:15:26 PM
The cat wasn't at fault in any possible scenario.

How do you know? Maybe the cat is an pretty boy. I’m quite confident that the number of cats that are pretty boys is greater than zero.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 06, 2024, 12:31:21 PM
How do you know? Maybe the cat is an pretty boy. I’m quite confident that the number of cats that are pretty boys is greater than zero.

Thank you for stirring the pot. I heard the cat was a stray psycho and the guy felt sorry for it and took it in.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on March 06, 2024, 03:47:55 PM
This conversation reminds me of a Steve Martin bit back when, you know, he was actually funny ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0DnFlkTiU
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: lawdog77 on March 07, 2024, 02:23:50 PM
This conversation reminds me of a Steve Martin bit back when, you know, he was actually funny ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0DnFlkTiU
He's funny on OMITB
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 07, 2024, 03:58:14 PM
Is this the weirdest rule in sports?

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Iditarod officials on Wednesday imposed a two-hour time penalty on musher Dallas Seavey for not properly gutting the moose he killed during the race earlier this week.

Race marshal Warren Palfrey convened a three-person panel of race officials to investigate the circumstances surrounding the death of the moose, which became tangled up with Seavey and his dog team early Monday, about 12 hours after the dayslong race officially started. One dog was injured in the encounter and flown back to Anchorage for care.

If a musher kills a big game animal like a moose, caribou or buffalo in defense of life or property during the race, rules require they gut the animal and report it to officials at the next checkpoint.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/iditarod-issues-time-penalty-seavey-010703331.html
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on March 07, 2024, 04:05:23 PM
Can officials do a replay review?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on March 07, 2024, 04:09:47 PM
Is this the weirdest rule in sports?

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Iditarod officials on Wednesday imposed a two-hour time penalty on musher Dallas Seavey for not properly gutting the moose he killed during the race earlier this week.

Race marshal Warren Palfrey convened a three-person panel of race officials to investigate the circumstances surrounding the death of the moose, which became tangled up with Seavey and his dog team early Monday, about 12 hours after the dayslong race officially started. One dog was injured in the encounter and flown back to Anchorage for care.

If a musher kills a big game animal like a moose, caribou or buffalo in defense of life or property during the race, rules require they gut the animal and report it to officials at the next checkpoint.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/iditarod-issues-time-penalty-seavey-010703331.html

 It is a big deal where many are subsistence hunters and a moose is a great prize . That can feed folks  for a good long time
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 07, 2024, 04:12:49 PM
It is a big deal where many are subsistence hunters and a moose is a great prize . That can feed folks  for a good long time

From the story, it doesn't sound like he did anything to prevent consumption.

The moose was retrieved and its meat salvaged and processed. Iditarod associates in Skwentna were distributing the food.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on March 07, 2024, 04:28:55 PM
Moose jerky is excellent
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 07, 2024, 08:48:45 PM
Moose jerky is excellent

The only moose I like is chocolate mousse.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 07, 2024, 10:06:40 PM
Moose have every right to take out humans with zero mercy.  We have treated their species abysmally. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Uncle Rico on March 08, 2024, 06:15:18 AM
Moose have every right to take out humans with zero mercy.  We have treated their species abysmally.

Moose are idiots
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocket surgeon on March 08, 2024, 06:49:46 AM
didn't Schroeder hall have a floor of dudes who formed a group of "mischievous jokesters" and called themselves the "moose men"?  no idea where and how the name came about but some the "activities" they carried out were legendary. 

   just another way to burn off the every day stresses of college life, I guess.  I doubt however, they and their activities had anything to do with moose abuse though-they had to draw the line somewhere... ;D

  put it this way-good thing cell phones weren't around back in the late 70's-early 80's. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 08, 2024, 07:24:30 AM
Moose are idiots

They're not blessed with great intelligence. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on March 08, 2024, 12:52:44 PM
From the story, it doesn't sound like he did anything to prevent consumption.

The moose was retrieved and its meat salvaged and processed. Iditarod associates in Skwentna were distributing the food.
The meat will spoil if you don’t remove the entrails
Bacteria will proliferate quickly
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on March 08, 2024, 10:00:20 PM
The meat will spoil if you don’t remove the entrails
Bacteria will proliferate quickly

Right.
And that didn't happen here.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: NCMUFan on March 09, 2024, 08:17:23 AM
Pretty sure the Moose carcass didn't go to waste.  Wolves, Grizzlies and Vultures probably had a feast.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 09, 2024, 12:16:37 PM
Pretty sure the Moose carcass didn't go to waste.  Wolves, Grizzlies and Vultures probably had a feast.

What is it with people and not reading.

From the story, it doesn't sound like he did anything to prevent consumption.

The moose was retrieved and its meat salvaged and processed. Iditarod associates in Skwentna were distributing the food.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on March 09, 2024, 10:46:20 PM
What is it with people and not reading.

MUScoop is a write only affair for most.  I learned this about 15 years ago.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on March 10, 2024, 07:43:52 AM
MUScoop is a write only affair for most.  I learned this about 15 years ago.

Yeah but did you ever notice that posters don’t read what they quote? I’ve noticed it for about a decade and a half.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 07:01:56 AM
Elmo The Gorilla in scary moment with Zookeeper
https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/texas-zoo-gorilla-charges-at-fort-worth-zookeepers-inside-enclosure/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:21:05 AM
Elmo The Gorilla in scary moment with Zookeeper
https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/texas-zoo-gorilla-charges-at-fort-worth-zookeepers-inside-enclosure/

That's why people need to focus and follow clear directions Herman.  Thankfully Elmo is alright.  We all know what woukd have happened had he actually attacked. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: cheebs09 on March 11, 2024, 10:23:39 AM
I wonder if he was upset at people constantly trying to tickle him.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MU82 on March 11, 2024, 10:34:08 AM
rocky, I learned about 15 years ago that MUScoop is a write only affair for most.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:37:19 AM
I wonder if he was upset at people constantly trying to tickle him.

There are probably too many reasons to ponder as to why Elmo may have been angry about something. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 01:40:41 PM
There are probably too many reasons to ponder as to why Elmo may have been angry about something.
Have we determined who would win between a Gorilla and a Bear?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 05:00:05 PM
Have we determined who would win between a Gorilla and a Bear?

This question is somewhat nuanced Herman.  It certainly depends on the size of the bear.  If you're wondering what a Polar, large Brown, or Kodiak bear would do in this scenario?  It wouldn't end well for the Silverback. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 11, 2024, 05:01:39 PM
Have we determined who would win between a Gorilla and a Bear?

You obviously enjoy fishing Herman.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 05:12:24 PM
You obviously enjoy fishing Herman.

Herman's recreational activities are irrelevant to this discussion.  And it would behoove you to tread lightly. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: rocky_warrior on March 11, 2024, 06:42:03 PM
You obviously enjoy fishing Herman.

Phishing.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Herman Cain on March 11, 2024, 06:46:38 PM
This question is somewhat nuanced Herman.  It certainly depends on the size of the bear.  If you're wondering what a Polar, large Brown, or Kodiak bear would do in this scenario?  It wouldn't end well for the Silverback.
Muggsy :
I know we have had this discussion before , can you refresh your rankings of
Tiger, Lion, Polar Bear, Grizzly Bear , Silverback Gorilla.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 09:32:00 PM
Muggsy :
I know we have had this discussion before , can you refresh your rankings of
Tiger, Lion, Polar Bear, Grizzly Bear , Silverback Gorilla.

They're all badasses Herman.  I'll send you a pm. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on March 11, 2024, 09:34:09 PM
They're all badasses Herman.  I'll send you a pm.

Would you hunt a silverback gorilla for sport if it meant we were guaranteed a spot in Phoenix?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 09:45:58 PM
Would you hunt a silverback gorilla for sport if it meant we were guaranteed a spot in Phoenix?

You mean kill in cold blood??  Absolutely not.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on March 11, 2024, 10:00:10 PM
You mean kill in cold blood??  Absolutely not.

Consider it taking out a predator same way the squad would
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 11, 2024, 10:03:03 PM
Consider it taking out a predator same way the squad would

Wait....what?  You mean like when MU introduced Providence to darkness jumping out 27-4?
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Scoop Snoop on March 11, 2024, 11:05:42 PM
Herman's recreational activities are irrelevant to this discussion.  And it would behoove you to tread lightly.

Weird reply, but no surprise. You took the bait, as you always do. And I will reply to Herman any way I goddam please.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on March 12, 2024, 07:45:19 AM
You mean kill in cold blood??  Absolutely not.
No to one gorilla, yes to nuking millions of humans.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on March 12, 2024, 08:34:33 AM
Wait....what?  You mean like when MU introduced Providence to darkness jumping out 27-4?

Correct. You take down 1 predator and MU is guaranteed to introduce at minimum 4 teams to darkness starting next Thursday.

Seems like a no brainer sacrifice
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:00:49 AM
No to one gorilla, yes to nuking millions of humans.

I don't like humans as much as Silverbacks and I never stated to "Nuke all of them". 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:02:10 AM
Weird reply, but no surprise. You took the bait, as you always do. And I will reply to Herman any way I goddam please.

Lol.  You're proving my point and have lost it a bit.  I wish you well. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on March 12, 2024, 09:04:26 AM
Nuclear bombs are somewhat unselective and imprecise in exactly who they annihilate once launched.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:05:06 AM
Correct. You take down 1 predator and MU is guaranteed to introduce at minimum 4 teams to darkness starting next Thursday.

Seems like a no brainer sacrifice

Metaphorically speaking?  Yes.  But we must respect our wonderful animal species.  As you can see here, there are some who lack that compassion and understanding of their greatness. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MuggsyB on March 12, 2024, 09:10:06 AM
Nuclear bombs are somewhat unselective and imprecise in exactly who they annihilate once launched.

I may have wrote "Nuke" the Mullahs and Hamas leadership in Doha but I don't remember.  In that case I should have been more cognizant of my word choice. The point was basically to take them out  as well as Putin, as I assume most grasped. 
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on March 12, 2024, 09:36:00 AM
I may have wrote "Nuke" the Mullahs and Hamas leadership in Doha but I don't remember.  In that case I should have been more cognizant of my word choice. The point was basically to take them out  as well as Putin, as I assume most grasped.

You made multiple posts defending why the use of nuclear weapons on Russia and Iran would be justified. This was not a word choice issue.  But I'm glad you're walking that back
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Pakuni on April 18, 2024, 10:24:28 AM
Killer sheep?

An elderly couple are believed to have been killed by a ram at their rural West Auckland property.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ram-believed-to-have-killed-two-people-found-dead-in-paddock-in-waitakere-west-auckland/2XCI3YYKVVHCJL4SWHMJ6ORM6I/
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: Jockey on April 18, 2024, 10:31:02 AM
I may have wrote "Nuke" the Mullahs and Hamas leadership in Doha but I don't remember.  In that case I should have been more cognizant of my word choice. The point was basically to take them out  as well as Putin, as I assume most grasped.

What you were doing was demanding a world war with 10s or 100s of millions of people being killed.

Just another of your insane takes.
Title: Re: Animal Attacks
Post by: MUBurrow on April 18, 2024, 10:51:34 AM
Killer sheep?

An elderly couple are believed to have been killed by a ram at their rural West Auckland property.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ram-believed-to-have-killed-two-people-found-dead-in-paddock-in-waitakere-west-auckland/2XCI3YYKVVHCJL4SWHMJ6ORM6I/

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