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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: GooooMarquette on March 26, 2014, 06:35:46 PM

Title: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: GooooMarquette on March 26, 2014, 06:35:46 PM
This is killing me.  

We've gone from Buzz left...to Buzz was encouraged to go...to Ben Howland is interested...to Ben is asking too much...to Shaka Smart is a "done deal"...to presser at 5 Monday...to maybe not...to "we're having an awards banquet"...to we need to hire a prez so Shaka will come...to we've hired a new prez...to presser at 2 tomorrow (but not to announce a new coach - apparently MU just discovered Buzz is gone and thinks it needs to find a replacement)...to Brian Wardle...to Rob Jeter...to Bruce Weber...to Cuonzo Martin...to holograms of Al...to polls about whether death would be better than many of the named candidates (sign me up for death, by the way)....

If 2 tomorrow passes and we don't announce Howland or Smart as the new coach, I'm gonna go buy more glue.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Blackhat on March 26, 2014, 06:37:04 PM
Hey man, I gave up tobacco for Lent....I could go for a gigantic lipper right now.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: T.V. Diener 34 on March 26, 2014, 06:37:46 PM
Hey man, I gave up tobacco for Lent....I could go for a gigantic lipper right now.

I'll be the dude at Sobelman's slamming shots of Jack at 2:01... come join me
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: GoldenWarrior11 on March 26, 2014, 06:38:14 PM
Surely, you can't be serious...
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: GooooMarquette on March 26, 2014, 06:39:16 PM
Surely, you can't be serious...

First smile I've had all day!

Roger, Roger.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: GoldenWarrior11 on March 26, 2014, 06:44:47 PM
First smile I've had all day!

Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: rocket surgeon on March 26, 2014, 06:46:54 PM
Surely, you can't be serious...

...and stop calling me surely
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: mufansince72 on March 26, 2014, 06:47:27 PM
Just wondering if Cuonzo's interview will take place at a Waffle House in Tennessee ?-(
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Galway Eagle on March 26, 2014, 06:49:35 PM
I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since. 
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Tugg Speedman on March 26, 2014, 06:51:21 PM
I missed the holograms of Al ... But I like it.  

A dead guy seems better than half the names bounced around here.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: tower912 on March 26, 2014, 06:53:02 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: GoldenWarrior11 on March 26, 2014, 06:57:12 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

"Billy, do you like movies involving gladiators?"
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: tower912 on March 26, 2014, 06:59:07 PM
Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Benny B on March 26, 2014, 08:20:26 PM
He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an a$$#ole!
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: melissasmooth on March 26, 2014, 08:22:13 PM
dew and vodka
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Windyplayer on March 26, 2014, 08:23:34 PM
I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since. 
Ah, good stuff. THis is becoming like a hellish retreat for most of us.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Dawson Rental on March 26, 2014, 08:28:10 PM
I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since.  

You're going to hell!!!

Wait a minute, you might already be there.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Goose on March 26, 2014, 08:30:07 PM
Love the thread title...
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Dawson Rental on March 26, 2014, 08:30:56 PM
Just wondering if Cuonzo's interview will take place at a Waffle House in Tennessee ?-(

Can't wait for the insights of TennInsider.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: nyg on March 26, 2014, 08:31:32 PM
Heck, I went and played 18 holes this afternoon, came back and saw Martin, Pastner, Webber and Phillips were possibilities.  All in four hours.  
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 08:32:01 PM
Can't wait for the insights of TennInsider.

Same here.  Although, it'd probably be more insightful to hear from TenInsideHer
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on March 26, 2014, 08:32:59 PM
Heck, I went and played 18 holes this afternoon, came back and saw Martin, Pastner, Webber and Phillips were possibilities.  All in four hours.  

Same, finally did some homework and when I came back saw Martin and assumed Frank Martin.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on March 26, 2014, 08:40:41 PM
Same here.  Although, it'd probably be more insightful to hear from TenInsideHer

Be right back...got some photos to share....
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Benny B on March 26, 2014, 08:43:05 PM
Be right back...got some photos to share....

Yep... That's going in my signature line.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: wadesworld on March 26, 2014, 11:24:41 PM
This is killing me.  

We've gone from Buzz left...to Buzz was encouraged to go...to Ben Howland is interested...to Ben is asking too much...to Shaka Smart is a "done deal"...to presser at 5 Monday...to maybe not...to "we're having an awards banquet"...to we need to hire a prez so Shaka will come...to we've hired a new prez...to presser at 2 tomorrow (but not to announce a new coach - apparently MU just discovered Buzz is gone and thinks it needs to find a replacement)...to Brian Wardle...to Rob Jeter...to Bruce Weber...to Cuonzo Martin...to holograms of Al...to polls about whether death would be better than many of the named candidates (sign me up for death, by the way)....

If 2 tomorrow passes and we don't announce Howland or Smart as the new coach, I'm gonna go buy more glue.

Step back.  Relax.  Respect the process.
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Coleman on March 27, 2014, 10:01:55 AM
Are these like all movie quotes or something

Don't hate me because I don't know! Your stupid!
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: GooooMarquette on March 27, 2014, 10:08:53 AM
Are these like all movie quotes or something

Don't hate me because I don't know! Your stupid!

Airplane!
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: Coleman on March 27, 2014, 10:55:15 AM
Airplane!

Twas a satire of another Scooper who shall remain nameless  ;)
Title: Re: Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue....
Post by: GooooMarquette on March 27, 2014, 10:57:29 AM
Twas a satire of another Scooper who shall remain nameless  ;)

Sorry, man.  Like I said, I just gave up sniffing glue....