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MU82

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Ouch!
« on: September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM »
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2019, 11:36:45 AM »
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2019, 11:57:33 AM »
Some do it literally, some metaphorically.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2019, 12:30:42 PM »
I wonder how the cops got tipped off.

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Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2019, 02:46:56 PM »
Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 12:30:42 PM
I wonder how the cops got tipped off.

A snip stitch.
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MU82

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2019, 04:07:52 PM »
Ray: Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by d1ckless here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Peter: Yes sir, it’s true. This man has no d1ck.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2019, 10:22:49 PM »
I would have cut my own Johnson off if I had to be with that
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2019, 10:22:41 AM »
Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article234926002.html?

“The wife was charged with kidnapping and malicious castration”

As opposed to the lesser charge of “affable, compassionate” castration.
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Zenyatta has a lot....a lot... of ground to make up. She gets there from here she’d be a super horse......what’s this.....Zenyatta hooked to the grandstand side....Zenyatta flying on the outside....this....is...un-belieeeeeevable!...looked impossible at the top of the stretch...

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2019, 10:28:08 AM »
Sew watt wuz she gonna due wit his member, hey?
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2019, 07:17:52 PM »
Quote from: NorthernDancerColt on September 24, 2019, 10:22:41 AM
“The wife was charged with kidnapping and malicious castration”

As opposed to the lesser charge of “affable, compassionate” castration.

Second degree castration
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Galway Eagle

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2019, 07:49:02 PM »
brings new meaning to saying "just the tip"
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