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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: jsglow on March 03, 2016, 07:26:47 PM

Title: Hank?
Post by: jsglow on March 03, 2016, 07:26:47 PM

I've got nothing to look forward to beginning in April. I'll have to listen to damn Cubs fans all summer, my only daughter is dating a Cardinal fan, and there's something up with Hank?  Really?  The only thing the Brewers have going for them?  This is a nightmare.  Say it ain't so.  :'(

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: WI inferiority Complexes on March 03, 2016, 07:37:14 PM

I put this in the MLB Offseason thread.

I have spent way too long reading about the conspiracy regarding Hank the Dog.

http://www.brewcrewball.com/2016/2/29/11130662/hank-the-ballpark-pup-is-dead
 (http://www.brewcrewball.com/2016/2/29/11130662/hank-the-ballpark-pup-is-dead)
http://deadspin.com/is-hank-the-dog-dead-1762638270
 (http://deadspin.com/is-hank-the-dog-dead-1762638270)

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: mu_hilltopper on March 04, 2016, 08:00:20 AM

Hank's owner is a '91 grad, btw.

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: jsglow on March 04, 2016, 08:11:43 AM

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on March 04, 2016, 08:00:20 AM

Hank's owner is a '91 grad, btw.

Is he a scooper?  We need to break this story bf the 1p presser.

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: GGGG on March 04, 2016, 08:31:42 AM

So a fellow alum and a possible Scooper killed Hank?

Great.

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: MUfan12 on March 04, 2016, 08:42:42 AM

Hearing he ate a gummy bear from Braun's locker and failed a drug test.

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: 4everwarriors on March 04, 2016, 08:52:34 AM

That's it, 80 game suspension for usin' PEDs, ai na?

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: mu_hilltopper on March 04, 2016, 09:58:29 AM

http://urbanmilwaukee.com/2014/03/24/house-confidential-the-house-of-hank-the-dog/

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: GGGG on March 04, 2016, 10:00:40 AM

Quote from: mu_hilltopper on March 04, 2016, 09:58:29 AM

http://urbanmilwaukee.com/2014/03/24/house-confidential-the-house-of-hank-the-dog/

Not the typical profile of dog killers, but you never know these days.

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: muwarrior69 on March 04, 2016, 11:27:24 AM

Quote from: jsglow on March 04, 2016, 08:11:43 AM

Is he a scooper?  We need to break this story bf the 1p presser.

When I walk my dog I always bring a scooper.

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: warriorchick on March 04, 2016, 07:04:35 PM

Come off the ledge, honey.

http://deadspin.com/milwaukee-brewers-claim-that-hank-the-dog-did-not-die-a-1762910048

Title: Re: Hank?
Post by: cheebs09 on March 05, 2016, 11:58:31 AM

Braun held a press conference denying allegations. I'm not convinced.