MUScoop
MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 19, 2022, 08:36:08 AM
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…I’m going to share the most “dad” thing I routinely do.
I take my dogs for a walk every morning, then give my wife a detailed, five minute description of said walk while getting ready for work.
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Really been into the lawn care this year. Must have hit that point with the second kid.
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I've stepped up my dad joke game to new heights this year.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
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I own a pair of Air Monarchs and find them incredibly comfortable.
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Not a dad, but I’m approaching a dad bod for the first time in my life (not that I’ve ever been some impressive physical specimen).
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I've started pointing out all the people who are texting and driving or riding a bike without a helmet to whoever I happen to be with.
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A father puts in the bare minimum while a dad goes the extra mile. ...
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I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.
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I just spent 10 minutes on the phone with my wife communicating through grunts and monosyllables. Apparently, I gave permission to redo the bathroom.
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I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.
This surprises absolutely no one here.
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This surprises absolutely no one here.
Hey it needs to be efficiently arranged to fit the maximum amount of dishes. Water doesn’t grow on trees ya know.
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Pull my finger.
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Crean sucks
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Did the most Dad things I know this weekend:
Cleaned out the basement
Cleaned out the garage
Fixed an outdoor chair
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I grilled salmon for the fam. But ran out of gas 3 min in. Oops. Dad fails
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Eat more beans, hey?
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I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.
My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.
This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.
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My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.
This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.
Where was the za from?
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Where was the za from?
Papa Murphy's. Incredibly generic, but the 4-year old ate half a pizza the last time we got it there, so anything that gets her to eat is a win.