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Title: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on April 30, 2024, 09:08:24 PM
It's the first time since 1966.   What should we glean from this development?  Tremendous,  tremendous, species.  We must protect them at all costs.  They're steadily coming back despite evil humans. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: Pakuni on April 30, 2024, 09:13:42 PM
Is this a hunting invite?
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on April 30, 2024, 09:23:14 PM
Is this a hunting invite?

Our behavior towards these gentle and majestic giants has been completely despicable Pakuni.  It's an enormous stain on the human race.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 30, 2024, 09:36:30 PM
Ill get my harpoons ready. Got a few to loan to fellow hunters
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on April 30, 2024, 10:05:24 PM
Ill get my harpoons ready. Got a few to loan to fellow hunters

We killed 90% of their population and this is your response?  We're a terrible, terrible, species.  There's no such thing as a mean or evil blue whale.  We humans should all take a moment and actually think about  this fact.  We could learn a great deal fron their dignity and class. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 30, 2024, 10:28:48 PM
We killed 90% of their population and this is your response?  We're a terrible, terrible, species.  There's no such thing as a mean or evil blue whale.  We humans should all take a moment and actually think about  this fact.  We could learn a great deal fron their dignity and class.

Those dumb blobs can essentially just teach us how to lazily wade in water all day
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on April 30, 2024, 10:45:00 PM
Those dumb blobs can essentially just teach us how to lazily wade in water all day

This is literally one of the most ridiculous comments I've ever read.  Perhaps someone should drop you in the middle of the Pacific Ocean so you.can "lazily wade in the water".  You would last 10 mins tops. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 30, 2024, 10:46:01 PM
This is literally one of the most ridiculous comments I've ever read.  Perhaps someone should drop you in the middle of the Pacific Ocean so you.can "lazily wade in the water".  You would last 10 mins tops.

Alright right after we drop a big ass whale in Central Park and see how he does.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: Pakuni on April 30, 2024, 10:46:15 PM
There's no such thing as a mean or evil blue whale. 

I'm not sure many krill would agree.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on April 30, 2024, 10:51:07 PM
I'm not sure many krill would agree.

Krill are plentiful and this is part of the food chain.  But they do take out quite a few and rather emphatically. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on April 30, 2024, 11:01:19 PM
Alright right after we drop a big ass whale in Central Park and see how he does.

Why the fk would a Blue Whale want to be in Central Park when they can patrol the vast Oceans?  You disparaged them and called them lazy.  That's just not right. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 30, 2024, 11:03:32 PM
Why the fk would a Blue Whale want to be in Central Park when they can patrol the vast Oceans?  You disparaged them and called them lazy.  That's just not right.

They are. Not very diverse in their abilities either.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on April 30, 2024, 11:13:34 PM
They are. Not very diverse in their abilities either.

How the fk do you know?  The hubris of our race is astounding.  Do you understand how whales communicate?  Or what they discuss with each other?  Or how they navigate the seas?  They have all sorts of abilities beyond our myopic view of the world.  You do realize that they have extremely complex brains and know all sorts of things we have no fking clue about?
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on April 30, 2024, 11:26:37 PM
How the fk do you know?  The hubris of our race is astounding.  Do you understand how whales communicate?  Or what they discuss with each other?  Or how they navigate the seas?  They have all sorts of abilities beyond our myopic view of the world.  You do realize that they have extremely complex brains and know all sorts of things we have no fking clue about?

Lets no act like you are some whale whisperer
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on May 01, 2024, 12:29:26 AM
Lets no act like you are some whale whisperer

And let's not act like a total imbecile and disparage these majestic marine mammals for zero reason. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: CreightonWarrior on May 01, 2024, 04:47:17 AM
They just need to shut up and dribble.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: jesmu84 on May 01, 2024, 04:49:33 AM
I'm gonna guess blue whale sushi would be delicious
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: lawdog77 on May 01, 2024, 05:13:50 AM
This is literally one of the most ridiculous comments I've ever read.  Perhaps someone should drop you in the middle of the Pacific Ocean so you.can "lazily wade in the water".  You would last 10 mins tops.
It's called evolution, Muggsy. Humans have evolved into being able to create boats and WMD's (Weapons of marine destruction).
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: real chili 83 on May 01, 2024, 05:27:56 AM
Who would win in a fight? The craftiness of the manatee, or the brute strength of the blue whale?
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: JWags85 on May 01, 2024, 07:21:37 AM
How the fk do you know?  The hubris of our race is astounding.  Do you understand how whales communicate?  Or what they discuss with each other?  Or how they navigate the seas?  They have all sorts of abilities beyond our myopic view of the world.  You do realize that they have extremely complex brains and know all sorts of things we have no fking clue about?

Looks like Muggs cracked open the good stuff last night
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: tower912 on May 01, 2024, 07:25:20 AM
He sells Seychelles down by the seashore.


Everything is coming up Seychelles and blue whales.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on May 01, 2024, 07:29:25 AM
How the fk do you know?  The hubris of our race is astounding.  Do you understand how whales communicate?  Or what they discuss with each other?  Or how they navigate the seas?  They have all sorts of abilities beyond our myopic view of the world. You do realize that they have extremely complex brains and know all sorts of things we have no fking clue about?

But do they know ball?
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MU82 on May 01, 2024, 07:36:33 AM
It's the first time since 1966.   What should we glean from this development?

We should glean that it's a good thing for blue whales that Kristi Noem isn't anywhere near the Seychelles.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: muwarrior69 on May 01, 2024, 08:10:46 AM
We should glean that it's a good thing for blue whales that Kristi Noem isn't anywhere near the Seychelles.

They should also stay away from the Jersey Shore. It's becoming a whale graveyard.

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/critter-corner/dead-whale-jersey-shore-fractured-skull/3829713/
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on May 01, 2024, 08:15:57 AM
We should glean that it's a good thing for blue whales that Kristi Noem isn't anywhere near the Seychelles.

Kristi Noem is a disgrace.  Say goodbye to whatever aspirations she might have had.  Inexcusable. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on May 01, 2024, 08:59:22 AM
Kristi Noem is a disgrace.  Say goodbye to whatever aspirations she might have had.  Inexcusable.

Oh, I don't know, she's proven that she has that rare ability to unite people across the entire political spectrum.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on May 01, 2024, 06:07:26 PM
Who would win in a fight? The craftiness of the manatee, or the brute strength of the blue whale?

Blue Whales are pacifists real c.  They have no interest in hurting anyone.  But experts say they can lift about 14,000 pounds.  If I reincarnate into one I would conceivably take out a few boats with assheads for shts and grins.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on May 01, 2024, 06:18:06 PM
Blue Whales are pacifists real c.  They have no interest in hurting anyone. 

Krill are people too.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on May 01, 2024, 07:16:14 PM
Blue Whales are pacifists real c.  They have no interest in hurting anyone.  But experts say they can lift about 14,000 pounds.  If I reincarnate into one I would conceivably take out a few boats with assheads for shts and grins.

Sounds to me like you would need to be instantly put down.

Nothing a Harpoon or nice oil leak wouldnt fix.
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: tower912 on May 01, 2024, 07:19:38 PM
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2024/04/30/take-the-boat-and-jail-them-outrage-over-video-showing-boaters-dumping-trash-off-florida-coast/
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on May 01, 2024, 07:22:05 PM
Krill are people too.

There are like 30 trillion krill in the world Fluffy.  They don't unload and devour them out of spite.  It's part of nature. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: MuggsyB on May 01, 2024, 07:23:28 PM
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2024/04/30/take-the-boat-and-jail-them-outrage-over-video-showing-boaters-dumping-trash-off-florida-coast/

Totally inexcusable. 
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on May 01, 2024, 07:45:02 PM
There are like 30 trillion krill in the world Fluffy.  They don't unload and devour them out of spite.  It's part of nature.

Umm whale hunting is human nature
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: forgetful on May 01, 2024, 10:42:48 PM
Muggsy, you are passionate about protecting animals. I actually applaud that, even though I do sometimes kid about bbq-ing them.

My question, are you equally as concerned about our wholesale destruction of the environment that is having a far far larger impact on the fate of many of these species?
Title: Re: Blue Whales are in the Seychelles
Post by: Herman Cain on May 02, 2024, 08:17:18 AM
It's the first time since 1966.   What should we glean from this development?  Tremendous,  tremendous, species.  We must protect them at all costs.  They're steadily coming back despite evil humans.
Excellent news that Blue Whales are thriving again. There is a film about their return to The Seychelles
https://bluewhalesfilm.com/