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Author Topic: Favorite movie line  (Read 15193 times)

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2017, 01:34:20 PM »
a few from Snatch:

Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
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Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the unnatural carnal knowledgeing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
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Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig crap, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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Turkish: You show me how to control a wild unnatural carnal knowledgeing gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.


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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #51 on: April 17, 2017, 02:20:08 PM »
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2017, 03:20:07 PM »
You kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogelberg, your zima, hula hoops, and Pac-Man video games -- don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #53 on: April 17, 2017, 08:41:16 PM »
"You got me at 'hello'"
"Show me the money"

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #54 on: April 17, 2017, 08:44:26 PM »

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2017, 08:54:14 PM »
 I am Frau Blücher.
[horses whinny]
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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2017, 10:53:13 PM »
I am Frau Blücher.
[horses whinny]

Good one. I LOVE Young Frankenstein!

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2017, 11:03:51 PM »
Spaceballs edition!

"It's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do."

"We ain't found $hit"

"They've gone to plaid!"

"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"

"Prepare for metamorphosis! Ready Kafka?"

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by A$$holes! Keep firing A$$holes!"

"Get back here you fat bearded b*tch!"

"My brains are going into my feet!"

I'm amazed that I still remember all of these off the top of my head. I've watched this movie way too many times.
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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2017, 11:06:08 PM »
*had

You got me at had?  That doesn't make any sense.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #59 on: April 18, 2017, 05:56:22 AM »
Spaceballs edition!

"It's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do."

"We ain't found $hit"

"They've gone to plaid!"

"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"

"Prepare for metamorphosis! Ready Kafka?"

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by A$$holes! Keep firing A$$holes!"

"Get back here you fat bearded b*tch!"

"My brains are going into my feet!"

I'm amazed that I still remember all of these off the top of my head. I've watched this movie way too many times.

Love that movie...one I find myself using a fair amount at work: "What are you preparing, stop preparing. Just GO!"

Another good one: "What's the matter Colonel Sandruz? CHICKEN!!!"
"A Plan? Oh man, I hate plans. That means were gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy......or a mission statement."

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2017, 07:14:50 AM »
Spaceballs the flame thrower. The kids love it.

When will then be now? Soon.

1...2...3...4...5...1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Sounds like the combination an idiot has for his luggage. Remind me to change the combination on my luggage.

Yogurt!?!? I hate yogurt!

She's a bass.

Pizza the Hut!

I see you have the Schwartz too. And yours is as big as mine.

Comb the desert...Find anything yet? Nothing yet sir. Find anything? Nothing yet sir. Find anything? We ain't found $hit! Do you think we're taking this a bit too literally?

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2017, 07:24:37 AM »
Those aren't pillows!

Oh, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

You can't go, all the plants will die!

Are you guys playing cards?

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1. The Avalanche.              7. Major Goolsby's.
2. The Gym.                      8. Park Avenue.
3. The Ardmore.                 9. Mugrack.
4. O'Donohues.                 10. Lighthouse.
5. O'Pagets.
6. Hagerty's.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2017, 07:40:40 AM »
You have chosen ... wisely.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2017, 09:54:00 AM »
Those aren't pillows!

My wife's all-time favorite movie. If she sees it on TV, she always insists on watching 10-15 minutes of it (if not the whole thing).
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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #64 on: April 18, 2017, 02:52:55 PM »
William Miller: So Russell, what do you love about music?"
Russell Hammond: "Well...to begin with...everything."

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #65 on: April 18, 2017, 04:42:05 PM »
Can i take your last beer?  We'll split it!
HILLTOP SENIOR SURVEY from 1984 Yearbook: 
Favorite Drinking Establishment:

1. The Avalanche.              7. Major Goolsby's.
2. The Gym.                      8. Park Avenue.
3. The Ardmore.                 9. Mugrack.
4. O'Donohues.                 10. Lighthouse.
5. O'Pagets.
6. Hagerty's.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #66 on: April 19, 2017, 12:43:28 PM »
"Is it safe?"


Death on call

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #67 on: April 19, 2017, 05:36:48 PM »
From Little Big Man:

Jack Crabb: Grandfather, I have a white wife.
Old Lodge Skins: You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard.
Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?
Jack Crabb: Well sure, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all.
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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #68 on: April 19, 2017, 09:56:52 PM »
Good one. I LOVE Young Frankenstein!

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #69 on: April 19, 2017, 10:28:01 PM »
I was born a poor black child....
You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist, don't you? Newer magazines.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #70 on: April 20, 2017, 10:59:19 AM »
I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.  The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[growls at him]
I don't need my dog.

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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #71 on: April 20, 2017, 11:29:20 AM »
Caddyshack has some of my favorites:

"I want a hamburger! No, a cheeseburger! I want a hotdog! I want a milkshake!
"You'll get nothing and like it!"

"Wanna make 12 dollars, the hard way?"

"Hey, you must've been something before electricity!"

"Now I know why tigers eat their young."

"Well...we're waiting!'

"Noonan!"

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Calvin:  I'm a genius.  But I'm a misunderstood genius. 
Hobbes:  What's misunderstood about you?
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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #72 on: April 20, 2017, 12:00:21 PM »
"You play ball like a girl!"
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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #73 on: April 20, 2017, 12:15:02 PM »
There's no crying in baseball! There's no crying! Roger Hornsby was my manager and called me a walking pile of pig $hit on the day by parents drove down from Michigan to watch me play in the game. Did I cry? No. You know why? BECAUSE THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
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Re: Favorite movie line
« Reply #74 on: April 20, 2017, 12:35:02 PM »
I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.  The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[growls at him]
I don't need my dog.

I was a huge Steve Martin fan (back when he was funny). My sophomore year, I went on first date with a cute little redhead and took her on see The Jerk on its opening day - a Friday afternoon just before Xmas break. I laughed hysterically at every line, nearly fell out of my seat a couple of times. There weren't many people in the place for a Friday afternoon show, and I was maybe one of two people who laughed out loud during the "I slit the sheet" scene. I think my date was horrified at the ease and volume at which I laughed ... repeatedly.

Needless to say, that was our only date.

Eff her. I ended up with somebody better!

It's a shame that Steve became a painter, poet, serious writer, musician and renaissance man. He used to be damn funny!
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