Favorite movie line

[real chili 83]

Where's your Messiah nowwwwwwww

[GooooMarquette]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

"You despise me don't you?"

"If I gave you any thought, I probably would."

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

"You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"

"F*ck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?"

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

"They caused an explosion!"

"Is this true?"

"Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick."

[reinko]

[4everwarriors]

'I'll have watt she's havin'", hey?

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"

[Dr. Blackheart]

"You talking to me?"

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[Skitch]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[GB Warrior]

This does injustice to the entire scene but...

M: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone crap again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

F: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

[Eldon]

Two favorites off the top of my head:

[keefe]

"Bratwurst?? Aren't we the optimist!"

"We deal in lead, friend..."

"All every woman wants...be it mother, nun, senator...is some serious deep dickin'"

"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky..."

"Shut the f#ck up, Donnie!"

"Son, you got a panty on your head"

"I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 and, frankly speaking, my guy has sh1t for brains"

"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos"

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains"

"No prisoners!"

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

"Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I...I do deny them my essence"

"Charlie don't surf!"

“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

“Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance.
God help me, I do love it so!”

"When you put your hand in the pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face... you'll know what to do"

"Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep, or movin' too fast. His idea of R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death or victory."

"Someday...this war's gonna end..."

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

"I hate Illinois Nazis"

[forgetful]

How do you like them apples.

[rocket surgeon]

                "dying ain't much of a living son"

                "say hello to my little friend"

                "courage is fear holding on a minute longer"

                "success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom"

[4everwarriors]

"I'm a refugee from Alabama myself," ai na?

[real chili 83]

"Howdy Pilgrim"

[GooooMarquette]

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

[rocket surgeon]

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

+++++

[GGGG]

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

[keefe]

"Seven years of college down the drain"

"Hey! Ya f#cked up! You trusted us!"

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[MarquetteDano]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

[LloydsLegs]

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

1st time or 2nd time?  For me, 2nd time.

[MU82]

"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."

"Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon ... two coats!

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"I don't hate Balboa; I pity da fool."

"A man's gotta know his limitations."

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say ... is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

"He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know ... I gotta problem if I should f@&k him or fight him."

"Kahhhhhhhhnnnnn!"

"My father was fond of saying you need three things in life: a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for."