Just in case the last one went over your head.... a list of the Top 25 if they were porno parodies of movies.
1. Duke Blue Devils: "Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back" (1980)
-Star Whores: Episode V – The Kunt for Hire Lies Back
2. Villanova Wildcats: "Gladiator" (2000)
-Glad He Ate Her
(starring Victoria Zdrok, of course)
3. Kentucky Wildcats: "The Aviator" (2004)
-The Navy Ate Her
(starring Ashley Jugg)
4. Kansas Jayhawks: "The Music Man" (1962)
N/A – Musicals are pretty much gay porn
5. Virginia Cavaliers: "A Few Good Men" (1992)
-A Few 'Hood Men
(ghetto porn)
6. North Carolina Tar Heels: "Catch 22" (1970)
-Catch Auntie’s Poo
7. Oregon Ducks: "Guess Who" (2005)
-Piss, Jew.
(Fetish porn for those with matzo-fever)
8. Wisconsin Badgers: "The Royal Tenenbaums" (2001)
The Royal Ten, in Bums
(UK Porn, Directed by Ass Wenderson)
9. Xavier Musketeers: "Groundhog Day" (1993)
-Poundhog Day
10. Michigan State Spartans: "Boomerang" (1992)
-Boom Her ‘Tang
11. Indiana Hoosiers: "Revenge of the Nerds" (1984)
-Defend All His Turds
12. Arizona Wildcats: "Field of Dreams" (1989)
-Squeal and Screams
13. Louisville Cardinals: "Citizen Kane" (1941)
-Sit on His Cane
(even the elderly need porn)
14. Purdue Boilermakers: "Rocky III" (1982)
-Suck-e Me?
(Asian porn)
15. West Virginia Mountaineers: "Gattaca" (1997)
-Fattaca
(for BBW admirers)
16. Gonzaga Bulldogs: "It's a Wonderful Life" (1946)
-Tits Are Under the Wife
(all doggy-style porn)
17. UCLA Bruins: "The Martian" (2015)
The Arse End
(Scottish porn)
18. Maryland Terrapins: "Edge of Tomorrow" (2014)
-Minch and the Arsehole
(more Scottish porn)
19. Saint Mary's Gaels: "The Castle" (1997)
-The Ass Smell
20. Creighton Bluejays: "Trading Places" (1983)
-Piss in Faces
21. Rhode Island Rams: "Cocoon" (1985)
N/A - The movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
22. Cincinnati Bearcats: "The Last Samurai" (2003)
-Her Vast Hammy Thighs.
(more BBW porn)
23. Florida State Seminoles: "The Fast and the Furious" (2001)
-The Fat and the Furriest
(vintage BBW porn)
24.Connecticut Huskies: "Garden State" (2004)
-Hardened State
25. Syracuse Orange: "Splash" (1984)
-Sploosh
