FINALLY!!!! Now I Know I'm Not Crazy.

[Spotcheck Billy]

I always thought The Byrds Chestnut Mare was a bit questionable

I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
And we'll be friends for life
She'll be just like a wife

[Lennys Tap]

John Sebastion's (Lovin Spoonful) "Younger Girl":

A younger girl keeps rollin cross my mind
No matter how much I try I can't leave her sweet memory behind

[keefe]

NIN: Closer

I wanna f uck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna f uck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God

[4everwarriors]

Louie, Louie by the Kingsmen


Louie, Louie,
grab her way down low.
Louie, Louie,
grab her way down low.

A fine little bitch, she waits for me;
she gets her kicks on top of me.
Each night I take her out all alone;
she ain't the kind I lay at midnight

Each night at ten, I lay her again;
I fook my girl all kinds of ways.
And on that chair, I lay her there;
I felt my boner in her hair.

If she's got a rag on, I'll move above;
It won't be long, she'll slip it off.
I'll take her in my arms again;
tell her I'd rather lay her again.

[keefe]

Broken Hearts are for A$$holes by Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention

Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine

Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
In a way you can't explain


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