Author Topic: Chico's 20,000 th Post (Read 16920 times)

keefe · « **on:** December 10, 2014, 02:57:14 AM »

Gentlemen

The Scoop Community stands on the threshold of greatness. The Bail Bondsman has 19,999 posts.

Armstrong set foot on lunar surface. Cook charted the world's coastlines. Amundsen found the Pole. Messner tamed the 14 8's.

What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?

Eldon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2014, 03:08:02 AM »

Someone get the chat up and running. I'm in line at the store right now buying the balloons and complaining about the misspelling of Chico's name on the cake. Frickin Wal-Mart.

Tugg Speedman · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2014, 06:52:23 AM »

Store buying balloons?

This deserves a pulloon!

And you call yourself a MU fan.

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2014, 06:57:45 AM »

Does the 20,000 Scoop post automatically trigger fireworks or something?

chapman · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2014, 07:20:19 AM »

Didn't he have a pretty enjoyable read at 10k? I expect to be entertained.

Lighthouse 84 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2014, 07:24:08 AM »

Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 10, 2014, 06:57:45 AM

Does the 20,000 Scoop post automatically trigger fireworks or something?

Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2014, 07:25:02 AM »

Quote from: Lighthouse 84 on December 10, 2014, 07:24:08 AM

Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.

A Trojan horse internet apocalypse?!

Silkk the Shaka · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2014, 07:54:14 AM »

Chicos is the Derrick Wilson of scoop. He has an unreasonably high post count, and no rational observer can explain why.

Benny B · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2014, 09:18:07 AM »

Quote from: Ellenson Family Reunion on December 10, 2014, 07:54:14 AM

Chicos is the Derrick Wilson of scoop. He has an unreasonably high post count, and no rational observer can explain why.

Evidently, EFR is well past the brink of greatness already. Good show.

rocky_warrior · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:12:07 PM »

Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.

Ari Gold · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:25:14 PM »

Quote from: Lighthouse 84 on December 10, 2014, 07:24:08 AM

Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.

20,000 posts however, will shut down scoop.

CTWarrior · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:26:35 PM »

Quote from: rocky_warrior on December 10, 2014, 01:12:07 PM

Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.

Does that mean you could move some old topic to the Superbar and mess with Chico's post count?

willie warrior · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:31:14 PM »

Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:57:14 AM

Gentlemen

The Scoop Community stands on the threshold of greatness. The Bail Bondsman has 19,999 posts.

Armstrong set foot on lunar surface. Cook charted the world's coastlines. Amundsen found the Pole. Messner tamed the 14 8's.

What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?

His post will be....How long Crean will last at I4

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:34:02 PM »

Lennys Tap · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:39:35 PM »

I vote option #1. Merry Christmas, Chico!

🏀 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:43:28 PM »

A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:45:24 PM »

Quote from: PandTandMand... on December 10, 2014, 01:43:28 PM

A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.

That's on his LinkedIn profile already.

willie warrior · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:45:57 PM »

I am guessing it will be a Crean narrative. Or something about the marketing strategy of DirecTV/Fox/ESPN, or Merry Christmas would be something that would be fairly non controversial.

brandx · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:47:14 PM »

Quote from: PandTandMand... on December 10, 2014, 01:43:28 PM

A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.

A selfie with Ted Cruz, AK47s slung over their shoulders

-- or --

A selfie with the Liars Club trophy for 2014

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:47:31 PM »

I was kinda hoping for a haiku that managed to cover all of those topics....

leever · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:48:23 PM »

None of the above.

He'll actually tell us that he knows the real inside story about (fill in the blank) and he has a 100% reliable source which he can't / won't reveal because he / she is still connected to (fill in the blank)

Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:49:02 PM »

Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:57:14 AM

What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?

gross.

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2014, 01:55:30 PM »

I worked for Tom Crean.
Merry Christmas...not you Buzz!
Chuck Norris...sock hop.

keefe · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2014, 02:12:23 PM »

Quote from: GooooMarquette on December 10, 2014, 01:55:30 PM

I worked for Tom Crean.
Merry Christmas...not you Buzz!
Chuck Norris...sock hop.

once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial

ATL MU Warrior · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2014, 02:28:17 PM »

Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:12:23 PM

once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial

Perfection! Wish you posted these with more frequency.

muwarrior69 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2014, 02:51:44 PM »

He is polishing the sled, grooming the Reindeer and will wish all us Scoopers a Merry Christmas with Diamond Stones LOI in hand on Christmas Day.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

PuertoRicanNightmare · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2014, 02:57:09 PM »

"Grooming the reindeer?"

Canned Goods n Ammo · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2014, 03:04:41 PM »

Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:12:23 PM

once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial

Bravo.

Coleman · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2014, 03:44:50 PM »

Meanwhile, ChicoBailBondz is stuck at 1 post

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=29197.msg340861#msg340861

Eldon · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2014, 03:47:56 PM »

Quote from: Heisenberg on December 10, 2014, 06:52:23 AM

Store buying balloons?

This deserves a pulloon!

And you call yourself a MU fan.

Damnit!! Youre totally right. How the hell could I have forgotten about pulloons?!?

T-Bone · « **Reply #30 on:** December 10, 2014, 06:23:36 PM »

Reveals he's Mike Deane's Dark Glasses.

Galway Eagle · « **Reply #31 on:** December 10, 2014, 06:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Bleuteaux on December 10, 2014, 03:44:50 PM

Meanwhile, ChicoBailBondz is stuck at 1 post

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=29197.msg340861#msg340861

Aww so really he's already at 20,000

mr.MUskie · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2014, 06:28:53 PM »

Quote from: Ari Gold on December 10, 2014, 01:25:14 PM

20,000 posts however, will shut down scoop.

He's going to do a Kardashian and post a picture of his naked, shiny ass?

keefe · « **Reply #33 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:17:19 AM »

waiting on jamie
like a virgin on prom night
anticipation

g0lden3agle · « **Reply #34 on:** December 11, 2014, 01:32:22 PM »

I voted none of the above: An update on hoopaloop.

MDMU04 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 11, 2014, 01:35:58 PM »

Am I the only one that thought the counter stopped at 19999?

g0lden3agle · « **Reply #36 on:** December 11, 2014, 01:39:50 PM »

Wait! Does posting under "ChicoBailBondz" while he was banned count for nothing!?!?!?!

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?action=profile;u=6747;sa=showPosts

Dawson Rental · « **Reply #37 on:** December 11, 2014, 02:30:22 PM »

I can't vote; no all of the above option.

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #38 on:** December 11, 2014, 03:19:22 PM »

Quote from: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 01:39:50 PM

Wait! Does posting under "ChicoBailBondz" while he was banned count for nothing!?!?!?!

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?action=profile;u=6747;sa=showPosts

or CBB or Hoopaloop................

Coleman · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2014, 04:06:07 PM »

Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 11, 2014, 03:19:22 PM

or CBB or Hoopaloop................

A little context for those who may be curious: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=32791.0

real chili 83 · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2014, 07:33:00 PM »

Rocky, if you added up all chicos, Hoops, CBB, and JD's other screen names posts, what's the total?

g0lden3agle · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2014, 08:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Bleuteaux on December 11, 2014, 04:06:07 PM

A little context for those who may be curious: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=32791.0

I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.

Coleman · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:20:04 PM »

Quote from: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 08:57:28 PM

I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.

That thread really does tell you everything you need to know about Scoop.

MU82 · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:53:05 PM »

Scalping Savages should feel fortunate to be honored by the noble Redskins name.

Earl Tatum · « **Reply #44 on:** December 12, 2014, 12:09:02 PM »

Boy!---He must be old!

Aughnanure · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2014, 12:13:56 PM »

Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on December 10, 2014, 06:25:36 PM

Aww so really he's already at 20,000

Are we not counting HoopALoop anymore?

mu03eng · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2014, 12:29:39 PM »

Quote from: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 08:57:28 PM

I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.

That was my favorite part, how he got all worked up about Scoop posters not supporting out current coach and criticizing him without any merit.

You could not make up how perfect that thread was to be linked to this week.

bamamarquettefan · « **Reply #47 on:** December 12, 2014, 08:37:33 PM »

Quote from: rocky_warrior on December 10, 2014, 01:12:07 PM

Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.

Who invents these rules?

Eldon · « **Reply #48 on:** December 18, 2014, 10:15:10 PM »

What if he never makes a 20,000th post? What if his entire 8-year, 19,999 posting record was all just to build up to this moment...just to leave us hanging. It would be a hell of an epic troll-job. Second only to the troll job of Joliet and Marquette

Quote from: Slim on March 24, 2014, 02:47:29 PM

Joliet said to Marquette "get in the canoe and grab a paddle, I have a plan"!

The Process · « **Reply #49 on:** December 18, 2014, 10:45:11 PM »

Quote from: keefe on December 11, 2014, 11:17:19 AM

waiting on jamie
like a virgin on prom night
anticipation

So his 20,000th post will be quick and unsatisfying?

Blackhat · « **Reply #50 on:** December 18, 2014, 11:12:21 PM »

Think your computer blows up at 20,000 posts.

That or you receive a "Get a Life" gov't warning on your screen.

Skitch · « **Reply #51 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:35:53 AM »

Quote from: Eldon on December 18, 2014, 10:15:10 PM

What if he never makes a 20,000th post? What if his entire 8-year, 19,999 posting record was all just to build up to this moment...just to leave us hanging. It would be a hell of an epic troll-job. Second only to the troll job of Joliet and Marquette

Like the Sopranos finale. Fade to black.

MU Fan in Connecticut · « **Reply #52 on:** December 19, 2014, 07:09:54 AM »

This has taken on a meme of it's own.

mileskishnish72 · « **Reply #53 on:** December 19, 2014, 10:08:42 AM »

Chico - you're killing us with this dramatic pause.

TSmith34, Inc. · « **Reply #54 on:** December 19, 2014, 10:15:05 AM »

Quote from: mileskishnish72 on December 19, 2014, 10:08:42 AM

Chico - you're killing us with this dramatic pause.

The 20,000th post has been logged, and everyone is a winner

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=45734.msg678966#msg678966

keefe · « **Reply #55 on:** December 20, 2014, 12:29:15 AM »

Quote from: TSmith34 on December 19, 2014, 10:15:05 AM

The 20,000th post has been logged, and everyone is a winner

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=45734.msg678966#msg678966

What the hell did Chico get for claiming this prized cherry??

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