After the stunning debacle known as the FUBAR by the Mavericks, the pundits and fans, after much gnashing of the teeth and wailing began to question why this happened and who is responsible. Some wanted to blame the Lonesome Cowboy named Burt, but others said, "No, he has been banished to Appalachia, and even more importantly, has had his ass handed to him by Appalachian State."
Others looked around and said, "It must be the fault of the one banned by the Lonesome Cowboy, he of the stained ballcap from the much despised archdiocese of South Bend, named Larry Williams." Others said, "No that is not plausible."
Still others opined that this travesty was a collective failure of youth not being properly tried by steel early on, combined with a lack of seasoned leadership. But others discounted that saying " No, that cannot be, all of our talented warriors were highly hailed when they came to us."
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But most discounted that because "We are too short"
Finally, the dilemma was taken to the all knowing master sleuth, Nerslock Holmes. After listening to all who opined and weighing all of the evidence, while blowing a huge cloud of blue smoke from his meerschaum pipe, Holmes declared, "It is elementary my dear Watson. You see but do not observe. When you eliminate all the possibilities, however improbable, and only the impossible remains, then that is the solution. It is obvious that the one who created this travesty is the Prince of Poland, known as Wojo. He is known as a defensive guru, yet has not passed that on to his Warriors."
Finally, Nerslock looked at his loyal Boswell and said, "But the most important clue, Watson, is that the Prince of Poland has tripped himself by not utilizing one of his important assets to halt this travesty, Sir Dawson. One must question, Why?"
