Montaque Gill-Caesar

[Lennys Tap]

Youre missing Mrs. Howell

I like the way you're thinkin'.

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

I like the way you're thinkin'.

Experience is always key. Like a fine wine.

[MDMU04]

My question is why either or?  If I was Gilligan I would be trying to do both. Some days you feel like a little Ginger, some days Mary Anne. If I was forced to choose one, the obvious answer is Ginger not even close.

I like the cut of your jib.

[Dawson Rental]

Experience is always key. Like a fine wine.

Even experience with Thurston III?  I'm skeptical.  Mrs. Howell also seemed to me as likely to have her share of hangups.  Being raised in high society could have it's disadvantages, particularly mid-2oth century.

[humanlung]

Experience is always key. Like a fine wine.

Anyone else remember the Ameritrade "Time to rub the bunions!" commercial????  Yuck...

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/a10r4w/commercial-ad-etrade-dot-com-johnny

[hairy worthen]

Only on scoop could a discussion about a 5 star recruit quickly degenerate into a debate about the pros and cons of boinking Mrs. Howell.

(As far as Mrs. Howell goes, eewww! I would rather do that fat head hunter island girl that wanted to marry Gilligan.)

[humanlung]

Only on scoop could a discussion about a 5 star recruit quickly degenerate into a debate about the pros and cons of boinking Mrs. Howell.

(As far as Mrs. Howell goes, eewww! I would rather do that fat head hunter island girl that wanted to marry Gilligan.)

In our defense, Mrs. Howell may have been a 5 star at one point.

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

In our defense, Mrs. Howell may have been a 5 star at one point.

I mean when youre only one of 7 people on the island and the guy to girl ratio is not in your favor, the pickings are slim.

[BrewCity83]

Mrs. Howell is certainly the blueblood of the group.

[Dawson Rental]

I mean when youre only one of 7 people on the island and the guy to girl ratio is not in your favor, the pickings are slim.

Let's see you've got a slob (the captian), a dimwit (Gilligan), a nerd (the professor), and an old snob.  The ratio is more like 0 to 3.  Lovie (Mrs. Howell) should have been alright, but there must have been many frustrating nights for both Ginger and MaryAnn.

Back to topic; does Montaque Gill-Caeser appear to be more of a Ginger or a MaryAnn type of guy?

[warriorchick]

I mean when youre only one of 7 people on the island and the guy to girl ratio is not in your favor, the pickings are slim.

My guess is Ginger and Mary Ann didn't hook up with any of them.

Look at their options: A personality-challenged geek, a dorky-looking idiot, an obese guy who spent way to much time with his "first mate", and an unattractive, ascot-wearing old man whose wife was always around.

[Les Nessman]

Obviously, MaryAnn and Ginger were keeping each other satisfied.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIl0rYbW_hU

The song was written for lost. But I think the general concept fits with the current topic of discussion.

[Dawson Rental]

My guess is Ginger and Mary Ann didn't hook up with any of them.

Look at their options: A personality-challenged geek, a dorky-looking idiot, an obese guy who spent way to much time with his "first mate", and an unattractive, ascot-wearing old man whose wife was always around.

"Unattractive"?  I guess that that's a question of taste, but there is no denying that Thurston could do a killa Mister Magoo impersonation.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Obviously, MaryAnn and Ginger were keeping each other satisfied.

I had that on VHS in the early 90s.

[Tums Festival]

Who's to say Mary Ann wasn't a wildcat in the sack?

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

I had that on VHS in the early 90s.

The nice thing about VHS is that you never lost your place in the "film" Could always pick right back up where you left off.

[willie warrior]

Youre missing Mrs. Howell

Now that is downright perverse, unless you are trying to bag her money.

[real chili 83]

Obviously, MaryAnn and Ginger were keeping each other satisfied.

I'll bet Gilligan watched.

[warriorchick]

Now that is downright perverse, unless you are trying to bag her money.

Yet you didn't think it was perverse that I included Mr. Howell among the available men.  Hypocrite.

I've got a feeling Mrs. Howell could do some special tricks with that chiffon scarf she was always waving around.

[keefe]

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[real chili 83]

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Your finest post yet!

[brandx]

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Eloquent!

[Dawson Rental]

mr.MUskie gets credit for the thread jack of the year!

[The Process]

mr.MUskie gets credit for the thread jack of the year!

A candidate, for sure!  Still got many months to go in 2014, though.  Respect the Process.