How many dudes would shave their coconut for Buzz?
Crean would be nearly impossible to replicate. First off, finding 8-10 kids with as bad of a haircut as Crean is no small task, unless there's a Cost Cutters on campus. And, when was the last time you saw a men's shop advertise extra long ties?
Hey, step out of the box! Guys wouldn't have to shave their heads. In fact, it would be funnier if they spent $10 and got those rubber bald head caps. Bad plaid sport coat and voila! They are all set to do the Buzz Dance a la post DJO slam dunk.
As for Crean, do the Doper Split thing down the middle, slather on some Tan In a Bottle goo, long tie, Diet Pepsi Can, clapping, and a scowl. Good to go.
What I like about the dancing Turgeons is that they take the court during time outs and dance behind the actual Dance Squad. It is hilarious to watch.