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Title: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Marcus92 on February 15, 2017, 11:39:08 AM
After losing 4 of the past 5 games, it's clear that Marquette is at an all-time low.

Wojo was the single worst hire in the history of the program. He's a fraud and a loser who doesn't know the first thing about coaching — which is why Coach K was so excited to finally get rid of him at Duke. If MU had hired the right coach, they'd be back in the Final Four by now. Probably even contending for the national championship.

Instead, this team will not only miss the NCAA tournament once again — an all-time record streak of futility — it's going to lose every game for the rest of the schedule and challenge DePaul for last place in the Big East (which, by the way, is at an all-time low and will never again be as good as it used to be). Odds are the conference will drop MU after the season and replace us with St. Louis.

Nobody wants to watch this team (ratings and attendance are at an all-time low). Nobody on the team wants to win. Nobody shows leadership. Nobody plays defense. Nobody is athletic. Nobody has improved — or will ever improve. Nobody in the administration cares about anything besides paying Wojo's humungous salary and spending outrageous sums of money on the basketball program (accountability is at an all-time low). Nobody sees the faintest hint of light at the end of the tunnel.

About the only thing to look forward to is the NCAA demoting Marquette to Division II basketball for failure to compete, or MU dropping the basketball program altogether just like it did with football (another one of the biggest failures of all time).
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: BobWildLoyalist on February 15, 2017, 11:45:36 AM
Aren't you an angry elf...
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: warriorchick on February 15, 2017, 11:46:48 AM


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Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: 🏀 on February 15, 2017, 11:48:55 AM
There's so many blatant errors, it has to be fake.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: MU B2002 on February 15, 2017, 11:49:12 AM

We'll see how we finish down the stretch. My advice is not to overreact to recent poor performances, the same way fans should have tempered their optimism following great performances against Creighton and Villanova. That's called recency bias, and doesn't necessarily reflect the current reality or predict the future with any accuracy.

Take your own advice maybe.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: skianth16 on February 15, 2017, 11:51:01 AM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/8a/8aef39928e5c5edcfe8328b798266de50eeae07fb36429d24ee483c3bb9deb70.jpg)
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: LloydsLegs on February 15, 2017, 11:52:13 AM
Well done, Marcus. 
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Frenns Liquor Depot on February 15, 2017, 11:55:27 AM
Will Benny put his seal of approval on this one?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: mu03eng on February 15, 2017, 11:59:12 AM
Will Benny put his seal of approval on this one?

Not nearly subtle enough....it ain't bad, but it doesn't make me rethink whether or not I live in the Matrix.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: BM1090 on February 15, 2017, 12:02:47 PM
Definitely fake.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: PGsHeroes32 on February 15, 2017, 12:06:31 PM
Considering 6 conference wins would have us nowhere near DePaul or in last place


That shoulda been the giveaway
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Stronghold on February 15, 2017, 12:21:13 PM
Go back under your bridge, Troll.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Marcus92 on February 15, 2017, 12:23:59 PM
Whether you've read my posts or not, I didn't even think this was close.

I'm an optimist, a long-time backer of the MU basketball program and Wojo believer. If this wasn't clearly understood to be sarcastic, either:

1) I just plain suck at sarcasm;
2) The original post, meant to show how over-the-top and ridiculous the rampant pessimism on this site has been lately, hit closer to home than I realized; or
3) Sarcasm is dead.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: cheebs09 on February 15, 2017, 12:28:23 PM
This just further elevates Jamal Cain's importance as a recruit.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Scooter22 on February 15, 2017, 12:33:02 PM
Fake News
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: MUBigDance on February 15, 2017, 12:48:50 PM
Another take on this:

What if the sarcasm was the other way. Wojo is a diamond of many facets. We have NBA players in waiting. 5-0 down the stretch and elite 8 minimum...just you wait and see!

No way that troll would be believed yet Marcus' downside troll got some to bite and even had to post it was sarcasm.

I am also an optimist and mull around how a 4-1 finish might happen. And even daydream about how a sweet 16 could become reality this year! But the sad truth is, the negatives outweigh the positives and if I had to bet my paycheck it would be on a 2-3 finish.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: #UnleashSean on February 15, 2017, 12:50:16 PM
Im colorblind ans couldnt see the teal. I still understood the sarcasm. Come on people.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: tower912 on February 15, 2017, 12:53:59 PM
The sad thing is if someone doesn't recognize that as sarcasm.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: real chili 83 on February 15, 2017, 01:02:30 PM
This was funny. First good thread of the week. I think I see the sun coming out now.

I see a 30 point win on Saturday, and Newsie and I speaking Spanish and full of mamajuanna.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on February 15, 2017, 01:05:29 PM
Our only hope is to put JJJ in as the point guard....and the center.  Sort of a Magic JJ Johnson point center.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Norm on February 15, 2017, 01:07:03 PM
Was that supposed to be in teal???

However, one salient point - since the new Big East formed, the only school Marquette has more wins than is DePaul. MU does have the 9th best record in the Big East the last 3 3/4 seasons.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Newsdreams on February 15, 2017, 01:53:50 PM
Whether you've read my posts or not, I didn't even think this was close.

I'm an optimist, a long-time backer of the MU basketball program and Wojo believer. If this wasn't clearly understood to be sarcastic, either:

1) I just plain suck at sarcasm;
2) The original post, meant to show how over-the-top and ridiculous the rampant pessimism on this site has been lately, hit closer to home than I realized; or
3) Sarcasm is dead.
Alternative facts, hey?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Newsdreams on February 15, 2017, 01:54:53 PM
This was funny. First good thread of the week. I think I see the sun coming out now.

I see a 30 point win on Saturday, and Newsie and I speaking Spanish and full of mamajuanna.
We got this Chili!
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on February 15, 2017, 02:24:36 PM
Is Hiroshima here yet?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: MUUWUWM on February 15, 2017, 04:59:33 PM
Umm Hiroshima happened or I believe it happened from reading posts here in the past.

What we have to  fear next is Nagasaki!
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Class71 on February 15, 2017, 05:59:40 PM
Do we not have a practice of typing comments like these in teal? :)
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: T-Bone on February 15, 2017, 08:34:36 PM

https://youtu.be/-sbFhOeqTzY
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on February 15, 2017, 08:45:39 PM
Chili is for closers.  MU double digits over X.

(https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0a/55/f2/49/chili-with-noodles-beans.jpg)
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: EaglesNest on February 15, 2017, 09:42:38 PM
Would love to see a Real Chili concession stand at the new arena. Though trying to eat that stuff without a counter could get messy.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: 🏀 on February 15, 2017, 10:35:08 PM
Would love to see a Real Chili concession stand at the new arena. Though trying to eat that stuff without a counter could get messy.

What would get messy is the BC toilet stalls
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: barfolomew on February 15, 2017, 11:12:03 PM

Wojo was the single worst hire in the history of the program.



Wrong.

That dubious distinction goes to former head coach Elmer "Stripes" McGillicuddy, who reportedly made his players eat bowls of crushed coal before games and conducted practices on top of pullman cars at the trainyard when they did not, in his mind, "earn their stripes".

(http://orangehoops.org/Photos/1904-1905%20Team.jpg)
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: T-Bone on February 16, 2017, 10:34:41 AM

Wrong.

That dubious distinction goes to former head coach Elmer "Stripes" McGillicuddy, who reportedly made his players eat bowls of crushed coal before games and conducted practices on top of pullman cars at the trainyard when they did not, in his mind, "earn their stripes".
So the bumblebee uniforms were a throwback to the McGillicuddy era.  Neat. 
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Hubert Davis on February 16, 2017, 10:41:20 AM
The Xavier game is a MUST win.  Another home loss will further cement Wojo as a fraud.

Just win baby
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: warriorchick on February 16, 2017, 11:12:09 AM
So the bumblebee uniforms were a throwback to the McGillicuddy era.  Neat.

You got played, T-Bone.  Check the dates on that basketball.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: T-Bone on February 16, 2017, 12:42:49 PM
You got played, T-Bone.  Check the dates on that basketball.
/noteal
I was hoping to generate a legacy of imagined history for MUBB!  Something the children of our children would use to re-create Scoop after the apocalypse.  A dystopian scoop, moderated by NersJrJrJrIII (they say he can dunk 3 balls at the same time). 
Ideally, the bumble bee uniforms would have been the result of the one time the BOT decided to rename the team to the Beer Bees, for the bees that were attracted to Milwaukee for it's cream colored buildings and open vats of fermenting beer used as a sugar source for their enormous bee hives - some as big as a city block. 
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: statnik on February 16, 2017, 01:04:19 PM
Even though this was meant to be sarcasm, it is a bit of a fail that MU spends the second most on its basketball program behind Duke and yet has been mediocre now for four years running.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on February 16, 2017, 01:15:49 PM
Even though this was meant to be sarcasm, it is a bit of a fail that MU spends the second most on its basketball program behind Duke and yet has been mediocre now for four years running.

Throw up the Jay Bee signal!
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: vogue65 on February 16, 2017, 05:09:10 PM
Even though this was meant to be sarcasm, it is a bit of a fail that MU spends the second most on its basketball program behind Duke and yet has been mediocre now for four years running.

But, we might be first in graduation rate or GPA in the Big East, but then who cares?  Oh, the BOT cares.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Stretchdeltsig on February 16, 2017, 06:22:14 PM
Watch the rodents and wolverines plY is like watching a bad eight grade g s me.  It makes me feel better about Marquette.  We are much better.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: 4everwarriors on February 16, 2017, 06:40:00 PM
Taught both kicked our ass, hey?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: willie warrior on February 16, 2017, 06:42:15 PM
So the bumblebee uniforms were a throwback to the McGillicuddy era.  Neat.
The bumblelees were developed by Bo Ellis (probably during a psychedelic experience), which is likely why the NCAA banned them. But they were awesome!
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: vogue65 on February 16, 2017, 06:42:26 PM
Watch the rodents and wolverines plY is like watching a bad eight grade g s me.  It makes me feel better about Marquette.  We are much better.

Agreed, but how about Syracuse, Louisville, or God forgive me, Virginia Tech?  Watching Villanova is a little like watching grass grow as well.  Dribble, dribble, bounce, bounce, pass, pass, shoot....score.

To change the subject slightly, or explain myself, St. Johns had grit, guts, character, spunk, drive, whatever.  They are not that good, but they play like alley cats.  That is something that must be recruited, it can't be instilled.  It is something that people who need to prove something have.  It comes from within and can't be instilled.  I don't see it in people of privilege, I see it in warriors, call it a nothing to lose mentality.  It is not about X's and 0's or skill or plays, it is about something else.  When you see it you recognize it and our program does not have that something. 

O.K. we win some games we should have lost, and we lose some games that we should have won, but the common denominator is a lack of that special something.....that winning something.

I loved it when Wojoe took the team to a cold playground in NYC without their fancy uniforms for a practice last year.  It worked for a game or two, but it can't be an everyday thing.  I really feel the frustration that he must be feeling. 

The coach for Depaul has that same look on his face during games......   
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: 4everwarriors on February 16, 2017, 06:48:07 PM
The bumblelees were developed by Bo Ellis (probably during a psychedelic experience), which is likely why the NCAA banned them. But they were awesome!


C'mon man, Bo didn't design chit in 1970, ai na?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: vogue65 on February 16, 2017, 06:56:10 PM

C'mon man, Bo didn't design chit in 1970, ai na?

Would some history major please do a professional history of the basketball program at MU.  Yes, Bo was a clothing designer, might still be for all I know, took classes at Milwaukee School of Design, if memory serves me.
 
1976-77 were the years, what a coincidence, Al McGuire left the program to become a partner in a clothing company that did what?  It designed high school basketball uniforms, o.k., college also.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: willie warrior on February 16, 2017, 07:04:40 PM

C'mon man, Bo didn't design chit in 1970, ai na?
Of course he designed uniforms--maybe not in 1970.
http://archive.jsonline.com/sports/goldeneagles/former-marquette-star-created-a-style-all-his-own-na43og2-138900759.html
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: 4everwarriors on February 16, 2017, 07:42:13 PM
I know my chit. Ellis took classes @ Mount Mary while at MU. His design was da untucked jersey, aka da 1977 championship uni. Da bumblebees made der debut in da 1970 NIT and Bo had nothin' ta do wit them, ai na?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Lennys Tap on February 16, 2017, 07:45:22 PM
I know my chit. Ellis took classes @ Mount Mary while at MU. His design was da untucked jersey, aka da 1977 championship uni. Da bumblebees made der debut in da 1970 NIT and Bo had nothin' ta do wit them, ai na?

All of this is fact, Doc - thanks for setting things straight.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on February 16, 2017, 07:47:07 PM
I know my chit. Ellis took classes @ Mount Mary while at MU. His design was da untucked jersey, aka da 1977 championship uni. Da bumblebees made der debut in da 1970 NIT and Bo had nothin' ta do wit them, ai na?
https://youtu.be/znSTcRk2q-8
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: willie warrior on February 16, 2017, 07:47:31 PM
I know my chit. Ellis took classes @ Mount Mary while at MU. His design was da untucked jersey, aka da 1977 championship uni. Da bumblebees made der debut in da 1970 NIT and Bo had nothin' ta do wit them, ai na?
Obviously you are right. But they probably inspired him immensely.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Galway Eagle on February 16, 2017, 08:16:52 PM
Obviously you are right. But they probably inspired him immensely.

Howso? The untucked ones looked nothing like the bumbles

Maybe they incentivized him to be more out there but there's no noticeable inspiration
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Newsdreams on February 16, 2017, 11:50:17 PM
Agreed, but how about Syracuse, Louisville, or God forgive me, Virginia Tech?  Watching Villanova is a little like watching grass grow as well.  Dribble, dribble, bounce, bounce, pass, pass, shoot....score.

To change the subject slightly, or explain myself, St. Johns had grit, guts, character, spunk, drive, whatever.  They are not that good, but they play like alley cats.  That is something that must be recruited, it can't be instilled.  It is something that people who need to prove something have.  It comes from within and can't be instilled.  I don't see it in people of privilege, I see it in warriors, call it a nothing to lose mentality.  It is not about X's and 0's or skill or plays, it is about something else.  When you see it you recognize it and our program does not have that something. 

O.K. we win some games we should have lost, and we lose some games that we should have won, but the common denominator is a lack of that special something.....that winning something.

I loved it when Wojoe took the team to a cold playground in NYC without their fancy uniforms for a practice last year.  It worked for a game or two, but it can't be an everyday thing.  I really feel the frustration that he must be feeling. 

The coach for Depaul has that same look on his face during games......
So many alternative facts in your posts plus the underprivileged crap. Grow a pair man.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: vogue65 on February 17, 2017, 07:51:30 AM
So many alternative facts in your posts plus the underprivileged crap. Grow a pair man.

So now we have a new word in our vocabulary, "alternative facts", lets use it every chance we get.
BTW doesn't being prevlidged feel great?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Newsdreams on February 17, 2017, 07:57:09 AM
So now we have a new word in our vocabulary, "alternative facts", lets use it every chance we get.
BTW doesn't being prevlidged feel great?
Lol far from priviledged and if you don't have a clue about Scoop sarcasm too bad.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: mu03eng on February 17, 2017, 07:59:34 AM
(http://www.prophecypodcast.com/storage/tinfoilhat.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1368118259384)
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: vogue65 on February 17, 2017, 08:00:50 AM
Umm Hiroshima happened or I believe it happened from reading posts here in the past.

What we have to  fear next is Nagasaki!

Correct, it has taken a few years to recognise the new reality.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Newsdreams on February 17, 2017, 08:03:18 AM
Correct, it has taken a few years to recognise the new reality.
Lol you have no clue
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: GoldenDieners32 on February 17, 2017, 08:54:57 AM
this thread is dumb. i could name a ton of teams that are WAY worse than MU
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: teamdee on February 17, 2017, 09:21:43 AM
new school marquette basketball isn't tough, gotta toughen up
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: T-Bone on February 17, 2017, 12:18:00 PM
new school marquette basketball isn't tough, gotta toughen up
The fan base for sure.  Hirsohima/Nagasaki/X should transfer out.   See the big picture folks.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: vogue65 on February 17, 2017, 06:14:19 PM
Lol you have no clue

No clue, troll, goblegook, gibberish, can't spell, I must be getting close to the quick.
It is easy to toe the party line, thinking outside the box is challenging for some.
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on February 17, 2017, 06:37:31 PM
new school marquette basketball isn't tough, gotta toughen up
Drop hoops and add Men's Volleyball, ai-na?
Title: Re: Marquette is the worst program in college BB
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on February 17, 2017, 06:44:03 PM
No clue, troll, goblegook, gibberish, can't spell, I must be getting close to the quick.
It is easy to toe the party line, thinking outside the box is challenging for some.
And sometimes thinking outside the box is indistinguishable from gibberish because it is gibberish